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The Pub (Part 47)

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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,853
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    Scots rool wrote: »
    >:( You stop adding that chancer Eddy's 'ridiculous demands' onto my bill! HERE or you'll find yer wages deducted further than they already are! >:(

    Morning Joe *clunk* :D

    Waaaaaaaaaaah! Boo hoo! :cry:
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    Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,881
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    chinchin wrote: »
    Waaaaaaaaaaah! Boo hoo! :cry:
    And you can stop yer whining & get on with some work! *kicks chinny up the bum* :p
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    EddyBeeEddyBee Posts: 45,609
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    Scots rool wrote: »
    >:(>:(>:(
    You mister can cough up for the goods you purloined last night! You're a thievin' lying wee toad who chances his mitt time & time again! You're as bad as chinny & that's saying something! *slam rustle* *holds out hand for dosh* for now, & last night! Spam sandwich there in a bag. :p

    >:(

    *Leaves cash on bar.*

    Leave Chinny alone. He was only doing his (poorly paid) job. It's not his fault you have no stock. In any case he watches Emmerdale.
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    farmer bobfarmer bob Posts: 27,595
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    *delicately wedges little glass vials of stink bombs under every toilet seat in Pub*

    *runs off sniggering maniacally*

    :-D
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    Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,881
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    EddyBee wrote: »
    >:(

    *Leaves cash on bar.*

    Leave Chinny alone. He was only doing his (poorly paid) job. It's not his fault you have no stock. In any case he watches Emmerdale.

    Thank you *examines notes carefully* Chinny is easily led & people like you exploit him! >:( I have plenty of stock in the vending machine, stoooopid person. It's written in his contract he can watch Emmerdale every night - not that that is any of your business. HERE
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    Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,881
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    farmer bob wrote: »
    *delicately wedges little glass vials of stink bombs under every toilet seat in Pub*

    *runs off sniggering maniacally*

    :-D

    *watches bob suspiciously* Gawd only knows what's wrong with that eejit now! ROLLEYES
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,333
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    Morning all pubsteroonie peepsicles! And a glorious one it is :p

    Mug of builders, a boiled egg and dippy soldiers please :)
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    Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,881
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    Morning all pubsteroonie peepsicles! And a glorious one it is :p

    Mug of builders, a boiled egg and dippy soldiers please :)
    Morning twass *clatter clunk* the hire of the egg cup is extra. :D
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,333
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    Scots rool wrote: »
    Morning twass *clatter clunk* the hire of the egg cup is extra. :D

    :o HIRE of the EGG CUP??????????????????? Just break off a cardboard section of the egg box, that'll do fine! :p *slurpity, nom*
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    Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,881
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    :o HIRE of the EGG CUP??????????????????? Just break off a cardboard section of the egg box, that'll do fine! :p *slurpity, nom*

    Look, times are hard. I don't have the cardboard, that's used for something else. Stump up or do without. :p
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    farmer bobfarmer bob Posts: 27,595
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    Can you do me some French Toast please SR? :-D
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,333
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    Scots rool wrote: »
    Look, times are hard. I don't have the cardboard, that's used for something else. Stump up or do without. :p

    >:( *rummages in pockets for coppers*
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    Gemo52Gemo52 Posts: 128,039
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    Scots rool wrote: »
    It isn't uncommon.

    Of course yours eat mainly dry food.

    Signed! I hate circuses! >:(

    What'll he do if it's raining, snowing, blowing a gale etc.? :D

    :o That is in essence mistreatment surely - kennels/catteries charge an arm & a leg for their services I would therefore expect them to look after the animals according to THEIR needs. I would be complaining loudly!

    >:(
    Lying toad!



    >:( No she bloody isn't!

    Hi there, good luck with your qualifications, stick with it. :)
    You have my sympathy re the maths........I always hated that subject, I'm sure I was numerically dyslexic! That's my excuse anyway.......really it was more to do with being completely bored by the whole subject. :D

    He eats the food on the steps to the garden which is sheltered.

    The cats are all put in an enclosure together so it’s hard knowing who’s eating/pooing what. I find it hard enough and i watch them a lot of the time. Having them looked after at home is better but there are very few people around that I know well enough to ask to do it and who know the house and the cats.
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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,853
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    Afternoon peeps :) *clunks* *clatters*
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    davordavor Posts: 6,874
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    Do you sell papers in the pub chin?
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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,853
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    davor wrote: »
    Do you sell papers in the pub chin?

    I do have a secret stash that I sell to my regulars davor. Which one do you want? :D
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    Gemo52Gemo52 Posts: 128,039
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    davor wrote: »
    Do you sell papers in the pub chin?

    We keep The Fail in the Gents in case the loo paper runs out.


    Edit: aka chin’s “secret stash”.
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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,853
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    Gemo52 wrote: »
    We keep The Fail in the Gents in case the loo paper runs out.


    Edit: aka chin’s “secret stash”.

    I am not talking about THAT stash. Stoooopid! Wanna buy a Daily Record? :D:p
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    farmer bobfarmer bob Posts: 27,595
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    chinchin wrote: »
    I am not talking about THAT stash. Stoooopid! Wanna buy a Daily Record? :D:p


    2 Beano's, a Dandy, a Whizzer & Chips, and a Bare-Arse Monthly (in a brown bag) please my good man :-)
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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,853
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    farmer bob wrote: »
    2 Beano's, a Dandy, a Whizzer & Chips, and a Bare-Arse Monthly (in a brown bag) please my good man :-)

    You forgot yer Farmers Weekly stoooopid! *Rolleyes*
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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,853
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    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDrsD1JW0AAUxdg.jpg

    Germaine Greer and Noddy Holder :D:D:D
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    farmer bobfarmer bob Posts: 27,595
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    chinchin wrote: »
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDrsD1JW0AAUxdg.jpg

    Germaine Greer and Noddy Holder :D:D:D


    Similarities are striking :-D
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,333
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    chinchin wrote: »
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDrsD1JW0AAUxdg.jpg

    Germaine Greer and Noddy Holder :D:D:D

    :o Separated at birth? Or.................the SAME PERSON????????? :D:D
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,333
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    Evening all peepsicles! Cuppa tea and a digestive biskwit or two please.
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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,853
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    Evening all peepsicles! Cuppa tea and a digestive biskwit or two please.

    That was all them clunks and clatters earlier. Stoooopid! *Rolleyes*
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