I had a bizarre dream about a celeb last night!! In my dream I got home from a very busy day and opened my fridge. The Dairylea triangles I had recently bought had been opened and only one triangle was left. I was puzzled and furious. Then a schoolfriend of mine called Simon dropped by and for some reason he was a paper boy. He handed me a newspaper and told me that earlier he'd seen Kate Bush pole vaulting over my garden hedge with Dairylea triangles in her mouth. For some reason I was aware that she comes in to my flat when I'm working away and wasn't happy about it.
Kate Bush - Dairylea triangle pilfering squatter . (I'm a fan really )
Everytime I read this I end up crying from laughter
I dreamt only a few nights ago that a mentally unstable relative of comedian Harry Hill had massacred several members of his family-although Harry himself was not among them.
had a dream Derby were playing away at Oldham which was on Sky for some reason but basically Derby didnt bring that many fans to the ground so what the manager did was cover the empty seats up with banners to make it less bad.
It's always the same dream, night after night - Gordon Ramsay in a gimp-suit is being very obsequious to a customer. He assures this Victorian gentleman that the facilities are scrupulously clean - he demonstrates how he did it himself with an electric toothbrush.
it was a very Simpsons related dream last night , basically a lot of the characters on that show were held hostage in a cave by some dolphins and Homer had to save them but then he ended up being held hostage by the dolphins , it then emerged the dophins held them to get to Homer.
also Professor Frink had invented something new but there was a debate whether he was standing below the right sign i think it was either west or east something.
had a dream where Demba Ba for some reason was on front of the daily mirror and also there was a sub story about Cisse on there too , dont know what the storys were.
also i looked at the sports section and it said Swansea 0-2 Bolton but looking at the pictures it wasnt the Liberty Stadium the game was played at and Danny Guthrie scored for us (he hasnt played for Bolton in 5 years now)
also remember running home in the rain as quickly as i could.
I had one that I met Ed Sheeran at this sushi/cocktail bar in the middle of a bowling alley. We went to Mc Donald's which was in a casino but then the people behind us turned into slugs and chased us up onto the roof where I jumped off and then my eyebrows fell off. :D
I had another where I'd met Matt Smith at the cinema and just left my friend in the foyer with the popcorn to go on the go karts with him. Then I found out that he was hiding from someone from Corrie because they'd broke the Tardis.
There was the one where I was on X Factor the year Olly Murs was and I was singing a duet with The Script and everytime I opened my mouth jelly fell out, the stage turned to springs and it began vibrating and everyone was escaping. Danny was telling me I needed to jump but whenever I tried I just fell over and then Simon Cowell was like no you have to sing but I couldn't because of the jelly.
I've had a dream I was dating Moriarty from BBC Sherlock (some would say he's probably a great pairing for me) and he killed my friend (not so great) because he didn't like her shoes and I started worrying the police would come so we bought a car and drove to Canada.
I had one I was fighting Voldemort but then he broke down and said he just wanted some pretzels so we had to go to the American Candy store in my Uni town to get him some and Harry was flipping out because they were 8.99.
had a dream me and some friends were chasing Lee Mack in a block of flats type set up and we were acting as the poilce and Mack was acting as a criminal , he managed to get away from us in the end in a car and also had a baseball bat to stop us from stopping him.
had a dream where i was David Platt on Corrie and i was in a telephone box and some light was coming out of the telephone box , it ended with Gail and Audrey (his mother and grandmother) coming and chasing him out of the street.
i had a dream i was in some kind of bording school and Heather Pearce(Nikki Boston on Waterloo Road) was one of the teachers there and she was talking to me about something.
I only have a vague memory of my last dream but it featured Paddy McGuiness as a shopkeeper. When I left the shop, he called out the kind of stuff he does when his show's going to an advert break!
had a dream that my car was stolen by three guys and one of them said "there is nothing you can do , i have got a dog" also later two of my friends joined in and we had a little gang feud going on.
also had a dream i was watching The Jeremy Kyle show where a woman had admitted cheating on her boyfriends six times but blamed him saying he wasnt treating her right.
also had a dream i was watching The Jeremy Kyle show where a woman had admitted cheating on her boyfriends six times but blamed him saying he wasnt treating her right.
had a dream that my car was stolen by three guys and one of them said "there is nothing you can do , i have got a dog" also later two of my friends joined in and we had a little gang feud going on.
When i was pregnant with my eldest child i had loads of really vivid dreams from about the six month mark, the one that sticks in my mind though was the one where i had a crazed sex romp with uncle phil from the fresh prince of belair. It wasnt pretty and i felt weird for ages after i woke up lol. I hadnt even seen the show for years at that point so iv no idea why i would dream that!
I'm sorry it made you feel weird but lmao, that is hilarious!
Once had a dream where me and Princess Anne held an informal dinner party and in a fit of rage I poured custard over her hair. We then had a food fight where I threw her onto a laminate floor. I then woke up so I have no clue what happened next.
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Everytime I read this I end up crying from laughter
An actual Freudian dream, only with the a different Freud. What would Freud say?
Probably the most realistic dream I've had in a long time:D:D:D
also Professor Frink had invented something new but there was a debate whether he was standing below the right sign i think it was either west or east something.
also i looked at the sports section and it said Swansea 0-2 Bolton but looking at the pictures it wasnt the Liberty Stadium the game was played at and Danny Guthrie scored for us (he hasnt played for Bolton in 5 years now)
also remember running home in the rain as quickly as i could.
I had one that I met Ed Sheeran at this sushi/cocktail bar in the middle of a bowling alley. We went to Mc Donald's which was in a casino but then the people behind us turned into slugs and chased us up onto the roof where I jumped off and then my eyebrows fell off. :D
I had another where I'd met Matt Smith at the cinema and just left my friend in the foyer with the popcorn to go on the go karts with him. Then I found out that he was hiding from someone from Corrie because they'd broke the Tardis.
There was the one where I was on X Factor the year Olly Murs was and I was singing a duet with The Script and everytime I opened my mouth jelly fell out, the stage turned to springs and it began vibrating and everyone was escaping. Danny was telling me I needed to jump but whenever I tried I just fell over and then Simon Cowell was like no you have to sing but I couldn't because of the jelly.
I've had a dream I was dating Moriarty from BBC Sherlock (some would say he's probably a great pairing for me) and he killed my friend (not so great) because he didn't like her shoes and I started worrying the police would come so we bought a car and drove to Canada.
I had one I was fighting Voldemort but then he broke down and said he just wanted some pretzels so we had to go to the American Candy store in my Uni town to get him some and Harry was flipping out because they were 8.99.
also got onto the same bus with Ben Ryan Davies , John Altman and even sat next to Kym Marsh.
also had a dream i was watching The Jeremy Kyle show where a woman had admitted cheating on her boyfriends six times but blamed him saying he wasnt treating her right.
Are you sure this one was a dream?
This is a thread about famous dreams, not dreams
I'm sorry it made you feel weird but lmao, that is hilarious!
One example of a famous dream would be the one Martin Luther King had!