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I don't know what a kardasian is

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but I know there's more than one, and I know that they're in the Daily Mail on line every day taking pictures, but I've never clicked on an article yet.

They're not on the tv news? So can't be important to life as we know it.

Content in my ignorance. :)
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  • Willow33Willow33 Posts: 2,084
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    I don't know either and don't want to know. Ignorance is bliss :)
  • zx50zx50 Posts: 91,267
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    The Daily Mail is only happy when they're either slagging off certain celebrities or putting articles about the Kardashians on their website.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 609
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    UKNikey wrote: »
    but I know there's more than one, and I know that they're in the Daily Mail on line every day taking pictures, but I've never clicked on an article yet.

    They're not on the tv news? So can't be important to life as we know it.

    Content in my ignorance. :)


    they are aliens from star trek deep space nine (the one on a space station and not a space ship) they are covered in hard bony ridges on their body, wear strange clothes and walk a bit funny - although basically humanoid.
  • jzeejzee Posts: 25,498
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    It's a long story, basically O. J. Simpson's wife Nicole's best friend was Kris Kardashian, who married former athlete & bad actor Bruce Jenner in 1991. Her ex husband Robert Kardashian was one of O. J. Simpson's lawyers at his murder trial. The children of Kris Jenner by both marriages were featured on a TV programme "Keeping up with the Kardashians".
  • dd68dd68 Posts: 17,837
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    Is it a spin-off of the Kardashians?
  • PoppySeedPoppySeed Posts: 2,483
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    Who, what and why are the Kardasians?
  • davelovesleedsdavelovesleeds Posts: 22,593
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    Willow33 wrote: »
    I don't know either and don't want to know. Ignorance is bliss :)

    Me too. I haven't seen so much as 10 seconds of the dreadful programme about the. The bit i did see was enough for me. I don't care about these peoples lives. It has no meaning for me at all.

    If people want to watch it good luck to them but please don't bore me with any of the details.
  • MrsCloumboMrsCloumbo Posts: 905
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    Long may you all continue to enjoy your Kardashion free lives.
    Was it even worth posting about?
    No.
    This post .. equally as entertaining and informative as the Kardashions.
    Equally as pointless in the watch or read.
    OP does seem to share a common ground in pointless dross however.
  • misslibertinemisslibertine Posts: 14,306
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    But not content enough not to be seeking other people's validation?
  • AlrightmateAlrightmate Posts: 73,120
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    PoppySeed wrote: »
    Who, what and why are the Kardasians?

    I believe that they're a race of enemy aliens in Star Trek.
  • marianna01marianna01 Posts: 2,598
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    Alrightmate wrote: »
    I believe that they're a race of enemy aliens in Star Trek.

    Ah, so that is why I never watched Star Trek - it was all down to the kardasians. :)
  • chloebchloeb Posts: 6,501
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    jzee wrote: »
    It's a long story, basically O. J. Simpson's wife Nicole's best friend was Kris Kardashian, who married former athlete & bad actor Bruce Jenner in 1991. Her ex husband Robert Kardashian was one of O. J. Simpson's lawyers at his murder trial. The children of Kris Jenner by both marriages were featured on a TV programme "Keeping up with the Kardashians".

    Thank you :)
    I've often wondered seeing as the DM devotes at least 4 stories to these UK nobodys everyday...have they even been to Britain?
  • QueeniepopsQueeniepops Posts: 874
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    I reckon you turn left at Poland.
  • davelovesleedsdavelovesleeds Posts: 22,593
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    Queeniepops wrote: »
    I reckon you turn left at Poland.

    With the Kardashians it's more likely to be Poundland.
  • misslibertinemisslibertine Posts: 14,306
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    chloeb wrote: »
    Thank you :)
    I've often wondered seeing as the DM devotes at least 4 stories to these UK nobodys everyday...have they even been to Britain?

    They visit here regularly for work and so on, particularly Kim and Khloe.
  • Scarlett BerryScarlett Berry Posts: 21,135
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    MrsCloumbo wrote: »
    Long may you all continue to enjoy your Kardashion free lives.
    Was it even worth posting about?
    No.
    This post .. equally as entertaining and informative as the Kardashions.
    Equally as pointless in the watch or read.
    OP does seem to share a common ground in pointless dross howeve    r.

    Your post made me lol;-):D
  • cnbcwatchercnbcwatcher Posts: 56,681
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    jzee wrote: »
    It's a long story, basically O. J. Simpson's wife Nicole's best friend was Kris Kardashian, who married former athlete & bad actor Bruce Jenner in 1991. Her ex husband Robert Kardashian was one of O. J. Simpson's lawyers at his murder trial. The children of Kris Jenner by both marriages were featured on a TV programme "Keeping up with the Kardashians".

    So does that mean they're essentially famous for being famous?
  • SuperAPJSuperAPJ Posts: 10,402
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    The Kardashian story
      Fame hungry nobody Kris Houghton marries wealthy lawyer Robert Kardashian, who's friends with sports star OJ Simpson. Kris latches on to OJ's wife Nicole They breed three daughters; Kourtney, Kim and Khloe and a son, Robert Robert Sr defends OJ in his murder trial Kris divorces Robert, marrying former athelete Bruce Jenner and producing Kendal and Kylie
    • Robert Sr dies, leaving loads of money to his children so they never have to worry about getting a real job
    • Kim stars in a sex tape with R'n'B singer Ray J
    • Press finds out about the sex tape, then the family and think they're really interesting
      Kris devises a TV show about the family
    • Now they're all "TV stars"

    That killed a few of my brain cells!
  • cnbcwatchercnbcwatcher Posts: 56,681
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    Queeniepops wrote: »
    I reckon you turn left at Poland.

    Do you pass Go and collect £200 on the way? :D
  • coolmum123coolmum123 Posts: 1,467
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    I never took an interest in any Kardashians article.... Hiwever I was in the supermarket and unusually for me stopped at the magazine aisle and therein the front of a gossip rag was a sideways pic of Kim Kardashian.... Omg her butt!!! 😳 it's huuuge 😮😮😮
  • postitpostit Posts: 23,839
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    You won't be cancelling your copy of Vogue this month then?
  • FlannoFlanno Posts: 1,427
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    They are a human-like posse of the lizard family who used to live in Planet Kardasi many, many planets away. How they managed to get into Planet Earth of all planets, not to mention getting a TV show slot on E! channel and breed with many living human males e.g. a guy called Kayne West to sire several Kardashians for several generations to come still remains a mystery to us...:confused:
  • GeorgiecatsGeorgiecats Posts: 6,628
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    I used to think the same about Kasabian.

    I was like who?
  • jazzyjakejazzyjake Posts: 1,083
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    the way they have fooled people to make millions wow
  • Fried KickinFried Kickin Posts: 60,132
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    Hobbitses
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