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They know fings about farms

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    MargMckMargMck Posts: 24,115
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    They would even know that chickens lay eggs, the poor bitch.:D
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    Bagshot85Bagshot85 Posts: 8,248
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    Think she's playing up to the viewers, trying to garner some sympathy, and in the meantime (considering she thinks she's popular) hopefully get rid of Lauren via the public vote.
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    LeeahLeeah Posts: 20,239
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    Haha!
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    Miss Con StrueMiss Con Strue Posts: 3,186
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    We now know the real reason she nominated Lauren, jealousy.
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    Fat BuddhaFat Buddha Posts: 882
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    If my son EVER brought someone home like that creature, I'd be fetching my 44 Magnum from the sideboard.
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    maureensmaureens Posts: 13,667
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    Bagshot85 wrote: »
    Think she's playing up to the viewers, trying to garner some sympathy, and in the meantime (considering she thinks she's popular) hopefully get rid of Lauren via the public vote.

    Agree;) her "fanbase" will get Lauren out, oh she is going to be in for a shock when she gets out, no fanbase for herself or none for her fake showmance as nearly everyone thinks it is a pile of shite awwww what a shame;)
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    MargMckMargMck Posts: 24,115
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    Fat Buddha wrote: »
    If my son EVER brought someone home like that creature, I'd be fetching my 44 Magnum from the sideboard.

    Don't worry, she won't know it's a gun.
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    maureensmaureens Posts: 13,667
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    Fat Buddha wrote: »
    If my son EVER brought someone home like that creature, I'd be fetching my 44 Magnum from the sideboard.

    :D:D:D:D:o
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    LeeahLeeah Posts: 20,239
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    Fat Buddha wrote: »
    If my son EVER brought someone home like that creature, I'd be fetching my 44 Magnum from the sideboard.

    :D:D:o
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    Janette800Janette800 Posts: 13,357
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    She also said ...they have the same friends and live near each other:eek:...Lauren is from Jersey
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    lightdragonlightdragon Posts: 19,059
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    You can take the girl out of Essex...

    *I really wanted to use the quote about horticulture here, but I'm behaving myself*. :D
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    haphashhaphash Posts: 21,448
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    Luke certainly recognises a cow when he sees one.
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    sutiesutie Posts: 32,645
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    She's so stomach-clenchingly cringeworthy, I have to watch from behind splayed fingers!

    If God had meant people to be this thick he'd never have allowed us to evolve. :cool:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 841
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    sutie wrote: »
    She's so stomach-clenchingly cringeworthy, I have to watch from behind splayed fingers!

    If God had meant people to be this thick he'd never have allowed us to evolve. :cool:

    It's fick not thick..god..
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    lightdragonlightdragon Posts: 19,059
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    haphash wrote: »
    Luke certainly recognises a cow when he sees one.

    Udderly hilarious. :D:D
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    MargMckMargMck Posts: 24,115
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    haphash wrote: »
    Luke certainly recognises a cow when he sees one.

    And he's desperately milking it for all he's got until the udders find out what he told 'his agent'.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 68,508
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    Fat Buddha wrote: »
    If my son EVER brought someone home like that creature, I'd be fetching my 44 Magnum from the sideboard.
    :eek: Remind me not to kick my ball into YOUR garden.
    sutie wrote: »
    She's so stomach-clenchingly cringeworthy, I have to watch from behind splayed fingers!

    If God had meant people to be this thick he'd never have allowed us to evolve. :cool:

    :D Lol.

    I did genuinely feel rather sorry for her though. BB has often featured people who fake thickness for entertainment purposes, but she seems to be the real deal.
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    LeeahLeeah Posts: 20,239
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    Janette800 wrote: »
    She also said ...they have the same friends and live near each other:eek:...Lauren is from Jersey

    Yeah.. but I think she's living in L.Pool atm?? That one was another of her reasons, cause he's from there too:eek:
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    Agent FAgent F Posts: 40,288
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    I feel a bit sorry for Ashleigh. I do think she's completely genuine but they're so mismatched and she's starting to realise that.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,849
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    Agent F wrote: »
    I feel a bit sorry for Ashleigh. I do think she's completely genuine but they're so mismatched and she's starting to realise that.

    Most of you are probably too young to have watched 'The Good Life' but there was a scene in which Margo confesses to not having a sense of humour and never understanding why people were laughing.

    It was a poignant moment and Ashleigh reminded me of it. She is fick and I don't think knowing how to make spag bog is going to change her life but I guess it is an aspiration that is attainable. As long as they haven’t run out of mince of course.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,387
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    Udderly hilarious. :D:D

    With jokes like that this thread could go sour fast... :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,363
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    It was the "and they live near each other" comment that made me laugh. Jersey and Liverpool? :D
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    LIZALYNN wrote: »
    It was the "and they live near each other" comment that made me laugh. Jersey and Liverpool? :D

    Lauren lives in Liverpool, she's at Uni there
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    premixxedpremixxed Posts: 3,364
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    What came first? The house or the Elf?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,363
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    mummymaz wrote: »
    Lauren lives in Liverpool, she's at Uni there
    Sorry, my mistake. I was thinking about where the farms were. :o
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