I accidentally met somebody from a Strip Club.......................there was no curry and no books :eek::p
I've met lots of sex workers and women who have worked in the porn industry but never met a stripper. My father was in a pub writing a letter when he noticed all this loud music... it was only when he noticed a topless woman passing around a hat that he realised that he had missed :eek:
I've met lots of sex workers and women who have worked in the porn industry but never met a stripper. My father was in a pub writing a letter when he noticed all this loud music... it was only when he noticed a topless woman passing around a hat that he realised that he had missed :eek:
I've only known one prostitute, well personally and her family, never judged her as it was drug related but sadly she is now serving time to my knowledge. daft lass
I've only known one prostitute, well personally and her family, never judged her as it was drug related but sadly she is now serving time to my knowledge. daft lass
When the outlaws were staying over last they could not get over the noise of the fuzz helicopters above the house half the night.....I just sleep through it, that's these ends for you!! They come from the arse end of nowhere where nights is quiet
Today I shall mostly be out with mini twass, we shall swim and do virtuous exercise etc!!
Wow hoots, congratulations!!!! Is it your birthday? WHY didn't you tell us before????????????????????
Doh...I remember you saying now!!!!!!!
Haven`t done birthdays in about 20 years and don`t aim to now....just relieved don`t have to get uup early any more:D:D Saying that will still probably get up the same time...daft aint it.
Haven`t done birthdays in about 20 years and don`t aim to now....just relieved don`t have to get uup early any more:D:D Saying that will still probably get up the same time...daft aint it.
Wooooooooooo hoots, you is a pensioner! So am I....when I was made redundant I got me pension from work. A whole £27 a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p
Haven`t done birthdays in about 20 years and don`t aim to now....just relieved don`t have to get uup early any more:D:D Saying that will still probably get up the same time...daft aint it.
Even on days off my body wakes up before seven o'clock... it's hardwired that way
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I've met lots of sex workers and women who have worked in the porn industry but never met a stripper. My father was in a pub writing a letter when he noticed all this loud music... it was only when he noticed a topless woman passing around a hat that he realised that he had missed :eek:
I've only known one prostitute, well personally and her family, never judged her as it was drug related but sadly she is now serving time to my knowledge. daft lass
LMAO I'd have loved to see your dad's face :D
'Pained expression' I think covers it :eek:
and sneaky peeks as well
Shine Silent I have virtually had nowt to drink and feel so tipsy :o:p
I had a large vodka and the room is spinning... not been drinking all week, have a chest infection and not eaten so I imagine that explains it
I so desperately want to stay up as well
*sits laughing*
I know what you mean but you have a bevvy and feel done for but want to go mad posting around and such but knackered
Then put crap :o:o:D
I've had a drink and gone to my head, I hope you feel better soon Silent...........sleep it off sod the antibotics
When the outlaws were staying over last they could not get over the noise of the fuzz helicopters above the house half the night.....I just sleep through it, that's these ends for you!! They come from the arse end of nowhere where nights is quiet
Today I shall mostly be out with mini twass, we shall swim and do virtuous exercise etc!!
Chest is still bad but I at least got a bit of a lie-in today
I had a little lie in too! But then I crashed out about 10pm last night
I can't remember going to bed... I think my wife forced me up from the settee and complained about my cables being left around the floor
I was not feeling too well but remember getting in bed......then nowt at all til 7.30am! Feel fine now
Had a loverly bowl of steaming porridge, with manuka honey!:cool:
I has officially finished work:D:D:D
Forever? For today?
Foreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever!!:D
I has reached a certain age......Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Nope......................had that weeks ago. Told you it was the beginning of April
don`t do birthdays as don`t want to be reminded of how life is passing waaaaaaaaaaay to quickly!
Wow hoots, congratulations!!!! Is it your birthday? WHY didn't you tell us before????????????????????
Doh...I remember you saying now!!!!!!!
Haven`t done birthdays in about 20 years and don`t aim to now....just relieved don`t have to get uup early any more:D:D Saying that will still probably get up the same time...daft aint it.
Wooooooooooo hoots, you is a pensioner! So am I....when I was made redundant I got me pension from work. A whole £27 a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p
I feels rather old, but never mind:D
£27.....that`s 2 shops at Aldi!!!:eek::D:cry:
Even on days off my body wakes up before seven o'clock... it's hardwired that way
It keeps us in spuds and bread and veggies :D