Best Olympic-related Joke?

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• Paradise_Lost Posts: 6,454

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  14/08/12 - 01:29 #2

  MD1500 wrote: »

  I really liked this one.
  
  Why did they use Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here for the closing ceremony? Surely Meddle would be a better choice - after all, look at all the Gold Meddles......

  
  Shame on you, that was worse than Stephen Fry's meddling tweet re: Tom Daley.

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• rfonzo Posts: 11,772

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  14/08/12 - 01:40 #3

  Funniest coincidence was the athlete Stombleover falling over a hurdle.

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• jzee Posts: 25,498

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  14/08/12 - 12:08 #4

  rfonzo wrote: »

  Funniest coincidence was the athlete Stombleover falling over a hurdle.

  And the diver Laugher doing a bellyflop (or was it a backflop):D.

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• Richard1960 Posts: 20,344

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  14/08/12 - 12:12 #5

  will post one of the cleaner ones i know! most of the others would get deleted.
  
  "just been watching olympic ladies beach volleyball"
  
  "There has already been a wrist injury."
  
  "But i should be ok by monday" :D:D

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• Wallasey Saint Posts: 7,626

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  14/08/12 - 12:14 #6

  A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "Why the long face?"
  
  The horse replies, "I came first in the Olympics and they gave the medal to the twit on my back."
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  One of the main problems with the olympics is the language barrier...
  
  Like when George Michaels was singing 'Freedom' the North Korean team looked like they couldnt understand a single word.
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  The Olympics has finished,
  And now we have to look forward to a bunch of retards on channel 4 for the next couple of weeks.
  
  Hollyoaks.

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• Mandark Posts: 47,964

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  14/08/12 - 12:32 #7

  rfonzo wrote: »

  Funniest coincidence was the athlete Stombleover falling over a hurdle.

  She was back from the drugs ban so no great loss!

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 2,425

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  14/08/12 - 12:34 #8

  Australia

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• Wallasey Saint Posts: 7,626

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  14/08/12 - 12:43 #9

  lumiere wrote: »

  Australia

  
  Ouch.:D

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• degsyhufc Posts: 59,251

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  14/08/12 - 16:29 #10

  Victoria Pendleton can lift twice her own bodyweight.
  
  Sexy, as it means she still wouldn't be able to throw me off.

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• Bester Posts: 9,698

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  14/08/12 - 16:33 #11

  lumiere wrote: »

  Australia

  
  France.
  
  At least the Aussies know how to laugh at themselves. The French are so anal about it that the rest of the world has to pick up the slack on their behalf.

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• Albacom Posts: 34,578

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  14/08/12 - 17:29 #12

  The irony of team GB winning their first gold medal involved two women reversing.

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• degsyhufc Posts: 59,251

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  14/08/12 - 17:30 #13

  Of course Team GB ladies won the rowing... it's the same basic movement as ironing

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• Espresso Posts: 18,047

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  14/08/12 - 18:06 #14

  degsyhufc wrote: »

  Of course Team GB ladies won the rowing... it's the same basic movement as ironing

  
  There speaks a man who's neither rowed nor ironed in his life.

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• Smiley433 Posts: 7,894

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  14/08/12 - 18:11 #15

  http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showpost.php?p=60408046&postcount=153

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• Zeus Posts: 10,459

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  14/08/12 - 20:38 #16

  Chris Hoy, Mo Farah and Jessica Ennis walk into a bar. And everyone buys them a drink.

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 1,532

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  14/08/12 - 22:33 #17

  I saw a man carrying a 20 foot long sportsbag towards the Olympic stadium.
  "Are you a pole vaulter?" I asked.
  "No." He replied. "I'm German. But how did you know my name?"

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• Leicester_Hunk Posts: 18,316

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  14/08/12 - 23:33 #18

  I wouldn't say that Bradley Wiggins has an unhealthy obsession with cycling.
  
  I just think he's Bike-curious

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• howard h Posts: 23,369

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  15/08/12 - 00:39 #19

  Best joke will be when the victory parade is diverted past the French and Australian embassies. Please make it happen!!

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• Leicester_Hunk Posts: 18,316

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  15/08/12 - 01:24 #20

  I've heard one about Mo Farah today (or more precisely his little girl) but it is mean so I'm not repeating it.

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• soran Posts: 1,646

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  15/08/12 - 01:36 #21

  This was a great one just after the Aussies won their first gold:
  
  Spelling is important, look! The difference between won and one:
  Great Britain have just won gold.
  Australia have just one gold.
  
  Also, separated at birth:
  
  Mo Farrah
  
  Martian

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• Shappy Posts: 14,531

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  15/08/12 - 01:40 #22

  Leicester_Hunk wrote: »

  I've heard one about Mo Farah today (or more precisely his little girl) but it is mean so I'm not repeating it.

  
  Then why mention it?

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• Leicester_Hunk Posts: 18,316

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  15/08/12 - 02:07 #23

  Shappy wrote: »

  Then why mention it?

  
  To give posters the opportunity to have a go at me

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• Mick_Swagger Posts: 485

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  15/08/12 - 02:35 #24

  Whilst supporting Mo Farah in the Olympic Stadium last night, I decided to bring a banner with the fashionable 'Go Mo' written on it.
  
  That way, when I headed over to support Tom Daley afterwards, all I had to do was replace the 'G' with a 'H.'

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• exlordlucan Posts: 35,375

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  15/08/12 - 02:56 #25

  Best joke was this thread
  
  Team GB are rubbish - 0 golds!!!
  
  
  
  http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showpost.php?p=59988446&postcount=1

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• daniellejayne Posts: 2,462

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  15/08/12 - 02:56 #26

  http://mofarahrunningawayfromthings.tumblr.com/

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