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Why Did God Create Gay Dolphins?

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    mushymanrobmushymanrob Posts: 17,992
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    I'm speaking of the act, though, I should have stated it in the title and first post.

    But the ACT, since dolphins to participate in homosexual activity.

    .... maybe they arent gay, they just f**k other dolphins regardless of sex..
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    GeordiePaulGeordiePaul Posts: 1,323
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    Use Google. I've been reading about gay Dolphins for 3 years. I'm not going to bring up all the vital links.

    Use Google. You'll even find records of a few Dolphin on man encounters..

    You might also find records of a few Man on Dolphin encounters, anyone remember Freddie the Dolphin, that went on to be molested by some rather ****ed up individual?
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    floogfloog Posts: 981
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    I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of giraffes were gay too.
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    MrQuikeMrQuike Posts: 18,175
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    ShizukuShizuku Posts: 2,258
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    He didn't, those dolphins are sick and they are going to Hell. I blame their dolphin parents for not taking them to church on Sundays or making them read the Bible.
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    batgirlbatgirl Posts: 42,248
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    Shizuku wrote: »
    He didn't, those dolphins are sick and they are going to Hell. I blame their dolphin parents for not taking them to church on Sundays or making them read the Bible.


    Nurture, innit.
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    lemoncurdlemoncurd Posts: 57,778
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    Is this something to do with blow holes? :confused:
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    lemoncurdlemoncurd Posts: 57,778
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    I doubt a Dolphin knows if the other Dolphin is the same sex until its too late.

    True. They all look the same. It's probably more mistaken identity.
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    _kitty_kitty Posts: 405
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    Shizuku wrote: »
    He didn't, those dolphins are sick and they are going to Hell. I blame their dolphin parents for not taking them to church on Sundays or making them read the Bible.

    Yeah if they'd gone to church they'd only learn about cuckolding and incest ;)
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    Gary_LandyFanGary_LandyFan Posts: 3,824
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    "God" didn't create anything, a writer created "God".
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    Archie DukeArchie Duke Posts: 1,610
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    Two questions need answering before we can plunge into these murky philosophical depths.

    Did God actually create Dolphins, and do Gay Dolphins exist ?
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    _kitty_kitty Posts: 405
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    Two questions need answering before we can plunge into these murky philosophical depths.

    Did God actually create Dolphins, and do Gay Dolphins exist ?


    SL46k.jpg

    Definitely.
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    OrbitalzoneOrbitalzone Posts: 12,627
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    Two questions need answering before we can plunge into these murky philosophical depths.

    Did God actually create Dolphins, and do Gay Dolphins exist ?

    Three surely, does god exist?
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    Bobbity-booBobbity-boo Posts: 974
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    bugloss wrote: »
    the same reason he created gay humans

    You mean "so the other dolphins have someone to treat like crap"?
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    IqoniqIqoniq Posts: 6,299
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    They plainly can't orally pleasure each other.
    Er, I think you'll find you're wrong on that one. They do use their rostrum (the mouth area) and flippers to masturbate one another regardless of gender.

    Quite a few species of animals have been shown to engage in sexual activity for fun to increase bonding in the "social" unit (or pod as it would be in dolphins). If they bump into another pod of dolphins they'll also occasionally do the same with them, even if the species of dolphin is different.

    As for gay dolphins, you may as well ask why God created gay lions, tigers, monkeys and whatever else. There is a lot of information of animals engaging in gay sexual activity just because they can, and the rest of the pack don't think anything of it. Maybe animals are slightly more advanced as groups than we care to admit.
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    jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    Some of the thread titles this morning are just bizarre. Has Dr. Evil just dropped some of his magic mushroom sauce on DS.
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    mushymanrobmushymanrob Posts: 17,992
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    jra wrote: »
    Some of the thread titles this morning are just bizarre. Has Dr. Evil just dropped some of his magic mushroom sauce on DS.

    .... we would be in a better place if he did ;-)
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    droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    Isn't being gay a sin?
    I'm speaking of the act, though, I should have stated it in the title and first post.

    But the ACT, since dolphins to participate in homosexual activity.

    It's not all about sex you know.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,138
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    bugloss wrote: »
    the same reason he created gay humans
    You mean "so the other dolphins have someone to treat like crap"?

    no, an odd sense of humour
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    FrightfulBoarFrightfulBoar Posts: 885
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    Iqoniq wrote: »
    Er, I think you'll find you're wrong on that one. They do use their rostrum (the mouth area) and flippers to masturbate one another regardless of gender.

    Quite a few species of animals have been shown to engage in sexual activity for fun to increase bonding in the "social" unit (or pod as it would be in dolphins). If they bump into another pod of dolphins they'll also occasionally do the same with them, even if the species of dolphin is different.

    As for gay dolphins, you may as well ask why God created gay lions, tigers, monkeys and whatever else. There is a lot of information of animals engaging in gay sexual activity just because they can, and the rest of the pack don't think anything of it. Maybe animals are slightly more advanced as groups than we care to admit.

    I've always been confused about people who try to justify human homosexuality because animals do it. Please note I don't think consenting adults need to justify their sexual leanings.

    • Animals aren't very clever. They're probably making a mistake
    • Sex is for procreation for animals that only have sex instinctively and not for fun, which is most of them
    • Animals eat their own faeces and frequently their own young

    Using them as a yardstick is a mistake.
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    MoggioMoggio Posts: 4,289
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    I've always been confused about people who try to justify human homosexuality because animals do it. Please note I don't think consenting adults need to justify their sexual leanings.

    • Animals aren't very clever. They're probably making a mistake
    • Sex is for procreation for animals that only have sex instinctively and not for fun, which is most of them
    • Animals eat their own faeces and frequently their own young

    Using them as a yardstick is a mistake.

    Humans are animals too, you know.
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    Time EraserTime Eraser Posts: 372
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    Dolphins do have sex for fun.
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    McMahauldMcMahauld Posts: 1,257
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    Animals aren't very clever.
    They're probably making a mistake

    You got that right.
    My dog shags my mother-in-law's leg.
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    FrankieFixerFrankieFixer Posts: 11,530
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    Male Amazonian river dolphins, for example, penetrate the blowholes of other males; female bottlenose dolphins use their snouts as dildos on other females.

    Nooooooooooooo!!!! The dreams will start again.
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    FrightfulBoarFrightfulBoar Posts: 885
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    Moggio wrote: »
    Humans are animals too, you know.

    Yes, I know, commonly though, people differentiate. What are you getting at?
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