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Women finds dead rat in Cereal Box

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    BlueEyedMrsPBlueEyedMrsP Posts: 12,178
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    I guess it was crunchy enough then. :blush:
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    culturemancultureman Posts: 11,705
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    Only if you think 'rat' is spelled M-O-U-S-E.
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    FizixFizix Posts: 16,932
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    Bonus, there's dinner!
    cultureman wrote: »
    Only if you think 'rat' is spelled M-O-U-S-E.

    LOL
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,334
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    They could market it and do a cereal version of bubble and squeak.
    cultureman wrote: »
    Only if you think 'rat' is spelled M-O-U-S-E.

    You say tomato..
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 32,379
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    It was a mouse and we've already had a thread.

    http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2001902
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    dee123dee123 Posts: 46,310
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    Perfect opportunity to post a link to Shirley Bassey & The Propellerheads.
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    CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    thoughts maybe quality control was bad
    how do you know the quality was bad? You never tasted him.
    I find smokey chipotle goes with everything
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    BPL2011BPL2011 Posts: 153
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    She's probably trying it on to get some compensation.
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    ElyanElyan Posts: 8,781
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    I doubt it's put her off her food.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,279
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    Don't wastey the mousebole. Severiole peeps express surprisey that I make my own cornly beefer, instead of purchale from the supermarky in the trapezoil canloder, all twisty-key to openit and slicey the fingole in the procey. Deep folly. This works when beefer all runny-out:

    Ingredioles

    1 Large ratty or 2 mousey.
    1 oniole
    1 carrot
    1 stick celery
    1 Bayleafer
    3 Clove (The spiceage, not the garley, oh no.)
    Throo or flour peppercorny

    Preparey
    Warmy up the ovel to 140 degroos (280 Fahrenheil)
    No need to peely vegetales. Just stud clovers into the oniole and falollop in a casseroley-dish with pepper and bayleafer.
    Sitly beefer on top and cover all drowny in cold water.
    Covery up with lid and trickly how into the ovey for five or six hourloders.

    Delishy in sliceloder on a sandwy (all warmbole and melty-butter on the bread) or flakey with a flork with friedy up taters and onioles. Oh yes.
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    JulesFJulesF Posts: 6,461
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    Rowdy wrote: »
    Don't wastey the mousebole. Severiole peeps express surprisey that I make my own cornly beefer, instead of purchale from the supermarky in the trapezoil canloder, all twisty-key to openit and slicey the fingole in the procey. Deep folly. This works when beefer all runny-out:

    Ingredioles

    1 Large ratty or 2 mousey.
    1 oniole
    1 carrot
    1 stick celery
    1 Bayleafer
    3 Clove (The spiceage, not the garley, oh no.)
    Throo or flour peppercorny

    Preparey
    Warmy up the ovel to 140 degroos (280 Fahrenheil)
    No need to peely vegetales. Just stud clovers into the oniole and falollop in a casseroley-dish with pepper and bayleafer.
    Sitly beefer on top and cover all drowny in cold water.
    Covery up with lid and trickly how into the ovey for five or six hourloders.

    Delishy in sliceloder on a sandwy (all warmbole and melty-butter on the bread) or flakey with a flork with friedy up taters and onioles. Oh yes.

    Ha ha! Excellent stuff, Rowdy. I have to admit I open old Higgy's threads just for your responses.
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    TakaeTakae Posts: 13,555
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    For a moment, I read the thread title as 'Woman found dead in Cereal Box'.

    Confusing.

    I think it shows how tired I am. Yeah, I can't wait to crawl to bed. I hope I won't dream of dead women in cereal boxes, though. Ahem. Moving on.
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