The 'I dont get it' thread

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  [Deleted User] Posts: 7,481

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  13/10/09 - 21:04 #2

  Are you sure you heard it right, Simms

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  13/10/09 - 21:05 #3

  Mrs Fosdyke wrote: »

  Are you sure you heard it right, Simms

  
  yes, i even searched for it on google, but to no avail:(

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  13/10/09 - 21:05 #4

  Mrs Fosdyke wrote: »

  Are you sure you heard it right, Simms

  lol - wondering the same thing myself!

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  13/10/09 - 21:07 #5

  Best joke i've seen in a long time. Of course it depends on your knowledge of quantum physics and.......... no, don't get it either.

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  13/10/09 - 21:07 #6

  I really, really, really don't get the "Why did the chicken cross the road" jokes, I mean EH?!
  Also that biscuit joke is utter rubbish simmons, who told you that?!

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  13/10/09 - 21:08 #7

  you are not alone OP
  
  http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061019123123AAUUvfn

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  13/10/09 - 21:10 #8

  This one stumped me:
  
  Dos peces en el mar.
  
  Un pece dice al otro "dime, que haces tu padre?"
  
  El otro pece dice "Nada"

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  13/10/09 - 21:10 #9

  I don't get it either.
  
  I've never got the joke about 2 nuns in the bath either

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  13/10/09 - 21:10 #10

  Speaking of things I don't get... been dumbfounded wondering WHY some people sign up to forums just to try to wind people up? There's a new member sticking out to me like a sore thumb at the moment because of the utter rubbish they post
  I don't get it! Is life that boring for these trolls they feel the need to TRY to cause mayhem or whatever?
  
  
  Not directed at you OP in any way I might add lol, just keeping in line with the thread title...

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  13/10/09 - 21:11 #11

  Tidosho wrote: »

  Best joke i've seen in a long time. Of course it depends on your knowledge of quantum physics and.......... no, don't get it either.

  do explain?:cool:

  Bobbii_Dazzla wrote: »

  I really, really, really don't get the "Why did the chicken cross the road" jokes, I mean EH?!
  Also that biscuit joke is utter rubbish simmons, who told you that?!

  my philosophy teacher:o:)
  
  well with the chicken one, its just ridiculously obvious, thats whats funny about it:)

  jesaya wrote: »

  you are not alone OP
  
  http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061019123123AAUUvfn

  
  i should start a club or something

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  13/10/09 - 21:13 #12

  SweetyPie2006 wrote: »

  Speaking of things I don't get... been dumbfounded wondering WHY some people sign up to forums just to try to wind people up? There's a new member sticking out to me like a sore thumb at the moment because of the utter rubbish they post
  I don't get it! Is life that boring for these trolls they feel the need to TRY to cause mayhem or whatever?
  
  
  Not directed at you OP in any way I might add lol, just keeping in line with the thread title...

  
  Bet it's the one with the name that sounds like mnemene. He/she is either a wind-up merchant or very very odd indeed.

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  13/10/09 - 21:14 #13

  simmons_5251 wrote: »

  someone told me a joke today i dont get
  
  Two biscuits are walking down the street, one biscuit says to the
  other, "Can I come to your house?" and the other biscuit says, "No,
  because you'll pinch my washing."
  
  
  anyone explain it to me:o
  
  also, anyone got any other jokes that they dont understand but other people find really funny?:)

  
  I think that's funny. It's like this one:
  
  A man goes into a chip shop and asks for a bag of chips. The man behind the counter says, " You want salt and vinegar?" and the man says, "No, I've got my bike outside."

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  13/10/09 - 21:15 #14

  Maybe one of the biscuits is a water biscuit simmons

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  13/10/09 - 21:16 #15

  Rowdy wrote: »

  I think that's funny. It's like this one:
  
  A man goes into a chip shop and asks for a bag of chips. The man behind the counter says, " You want salt and vinegar?" and the man says, "No, I've got my bike outside."

  
  i dont get either of them
  
  please explain:)
  
  taa muchly

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  13/10/09 - 21:16 #16

  Iateallthepies wrote: »

  Bet it's the one with the name that sounds like mnemene. He/she is either a wind-up merchant or very very odd indeed.

  
  Oh, I thought it was one with a hash in the name.

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  13/10/09 - 21:17 #17

  The quizmaster wrote: »

  Maybe one of the biscuits is a water biscuit simmons

  i dont get it?

  Ricardodaforce wrote: »

  This one stumped me:
  
  Dos peces en el mar.
  
  Un pece dice al otro "dime, que haces tu padre?"
  
  El otro pece dice "Nada"

  
  those crazy fish:rolleyes::)

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  13/10/09 - 21:18 #18

  I think they are just 'ridiculous' jokes, I find them amusing.

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  13/10/09 - 21:19 #19

  I'm saying nothing poppypinkie

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  13/10/09 - 21:20 #20

  Maybe it's more of a joke for the joke-teller, as there is no punchline it leaves the other person completely stumped for ages after It's a cruel 'joke'!

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  13/10/09 - 21:20 #21

  Bobbii_Dazzla wrote: »

  I really, really, really don't get the "Why did the chicken cross the road" jokes, I mean EH?!

  What's not to get?

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  13/10/09 - 21:22 #22

  I don't think anybody gets it simmons, but that was the only logical answer I could come up with.
  
  Water biscuit (like a cracker for example) pinches the washing (water)

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  13/10/09 - 21:22 #23

  Ricardodaforce wrote: »

  This one stumped me:
  
  Dos peces en el mar.
  
  Un pece dice al otro "dime, que haces tu padre?"
  
  El otro pece dice "Nada"

  
  Oh, I p*ss myself laughing whenever I hear that one. ( )

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  13/10/09 - 21:24 #24

  summerain wrote: »

  Maybe it's more of a joke for the joke-teller, as there is no punchline it leaves the other person completely stumped for ages after It's a cruel 'joke'!

  
  why would he do such a thing?

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  13/10/09 - 21:24 #25

  The quizmaster wrote: »

  I don't think anybody gets it simmons, but that was the only logical answer I could come up with.
  
  Water biscuit (like a cracker for example) pinches the washing (water)

  
  Good thinking! I was wondering if it was something to do with crumbs...
  
  Oh and biscuits are bread rolls in America, so if it's an American joke maybe that makes a difference?

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  13/10/09 - 21:25 #26

  simmons_5251 wrote: »

  why would he do such a thing?

  
  Sad barsteward, presumably.
  Get him to explain it and watch him squirm.

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