Anyway, the Max onslaught has started in The Sun today ( I dont buy it, just read the leftover copy in the canteen , honest ).
Front page reads how he had a threesome or something and 'it just happened' .. plenty of staged photos inside and they also picked up on a couple of quotes from the same radio interview in the US yesterday.
He doesnt like to talk about his women much, just makes sure he appears on the front of tabloids for as much as possible
Anyway, the Max onslaught has started in The Sun today ( I dont buy it, just read the leftover copy in the canteen , honest ).
Front page reads how he had a threesome or something and 'it just happened' .. plenty of staged photos inside and they also picked up on a couple of quotes from the same radio interview in the US yesterday.
He doesnt like to talk about his women much, just makes sure he appears on the front of tabloids for as much as possible
Yeah, just noticed that on the newsrack in my local supermarket The cynical hack in me just snorted and thought, 'dear old Maximus von Clifford - earning his grubby crust again'.
Anyway, the Max onslaught has started in The Sun today ( I dont buy it, just read the leftover copy in the canteen , honest ).
Front page reads how he had a threesome or something and 'it just happened' .. plenty of staged photos inside and they also picked up on a couple of quotes from the same radio interview in the US yesterday.
He doesnt like to talk about his women much, just makes sure he appears on the front of tabloids for as much as possible
No but he will go on chat shows, Pierce Morgan and Leno spring to mind telling everyone how smitten he is. I can only conclude he is "smitten" no longer
Nice little number though for any woman prepared to do it.
Pretend to be in love with the Cowell
Be seen snuggling up in public and get taken to red carpet events for a couple of years
You get your own wing in Cowell Towers and a good nights sleep every night
Stay hidden in the house for a few weeks once the time limit expires
Get a 7 figure pay off plus a house for you and your parents
I'd do it is Cowell is looking for a newbie. I'm blonde though so I might not pass the identikit test
Nice little number though for any woman prepared to do it.
Pretend to be in love with the Cowell
Be seen snuggling up in public and get taken to red carpet events for a couple of years
You get your own wing in Cowell Towers and a good nights sleep every night
Stay hidden in the house for a few weeks once the time limit expires
Get a 7 figure pay off plus a house for you and your parents
I'd do it is Cowell is looking for a newbie. I'm blonde though so I might not pass the identikit test
Sorry think the position has been filled. People have noticed his growing closeness to Ms Abdul apparently
The big macho man looked like the Cowell that got the cream.
Nice that Maxxie was there to capture the Kodak moment with his telescopic lens. I'm sure that the clean living Miss Lenard even had a tattoo dedicated to him.
I'm sure even though she's got a baby and moved on with her life that he was the best she ever had. Tattoo of a former 'lover???'
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Ripping this interview to shreds in AP thread
hilarious comments
Thanks for posting that link. It made me snort with laughter. Glad no one saw me.
hilarious comments in the article or from users?
Anyway, the Max onslaught has started in The Sun today ( I dont buy it, just read the leftover copy in the canteen , honest
Front page reads how he had a threesome or something and 'it just happened' .. plenty of staged photos inside and they also picked up on a couple of quotes from the same radio interview in the US yesterday.
He doesnt like to talk about his women much, just makes sure he appears on the front of tabloids for as much as possible
Yeah, just noticed that on the newsrack in my local supermarket
Anything for publicity when his show is going down the pan
For years he wouldnt comment, but now to take the edge off his show not going anywhere, he has had a threesome
Oh what a suprise, give him a gold medal
Bonced with a Sinitta record, Mish is history, but many years ago Simon had a threesome.
He is sounding more like Cliff Richard every day.
No but he will go on chat shows, Pierce Morgan and Leno spring to mind telling everyone how smitten he is. I can only conclude he is "smitten" no longer
http://xfactor.tellymix.co.uk/news/45836-stressed-simon-cowell-demands-space-from-fiance-mezhgan-hussainy.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TellymixTheXFactor+%28TellyMix+The+X+factor%29
Me thinks, his people need to get their stories straight. Clifford said everthing was fine yesterday :rolleyes:
Love that story, can Hello do a spread on the luxury mansion/graveyard they are living in? Do Clooney's exes get to go there as well?
They sure do.....it's rumoured to have additional closet space.
This article actually screams desperation.
Posters need to stop giving his agent and his agent's staff ideas, I think they come on here to work out what to do next.
Pretend to be in love with the Cowell
Be seen snuggling up in public and get taken to red carpet events for a couple of years
You get your own wing in Cowell Towers and a good nights sleep every night
Stay hidden in the house for a few weeks once the time limit expires
Get a 7 figure pay off plus a house for you and your parents
I'd do it is Cowell is looking for a newbie. I'm blonde though so I might not pass the identikit test
It is indeed and it was also suggested Paula could be the new beard
Sorry think the position has been filled. People have noticed his growing closeness to Ms Abdul apparently
http://www.people.co.uk/celebs-tv/celebrities/2011/09/11/x-factor-boss-simon-cowell-is-a-serial-love-cheat-says-his-ex-sinitta-102039-23411618/
Here is the pic
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=jasmine+lennard+simon+cowell&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=opera&sa=N&rls=en&channel=suggest&tbm=isch&tbnid=SmaWpac9pzHdzM:&imgrefurl=http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2006/07/27/exclusive-the-sex-factor-115875-17457631/&docid=HLxQUO366rZKoM&w=250&h=433&ei=IidtTsyDMsS48gOPycUe&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=535&vpy=40&dur=72&hovh=296&hovw=170&tx=80&ty=181&page=1&tbnh=137&tbnw=78&start=0&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0&biw=1280&bih=706
The big macho man looked like the Cowell that got the cream.
Nice that Maxxie was there to capture the Kodak moment with his telescopic lens. I'm sure that the clean living Miss Lenard even had a tattoo dedicated to him.
I'm sure even though she's got a baby and moved on with her life that he was the best she ever had. Tattoo of a former 'lover???'
He must of been good.
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=jasmine+lennard+tattoo&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=opera&sa=N&rls=en&channel=suggest&tbm=isch&tbnid=YmZ5Fjn8xKPnLM:&imgrefurl=http://zodiactattoosdesign.blogspot.com/2010/12/tattoo-design-jasmine-lennard.html&docid=2DxEGj6xhdsmTM&w=450&h=421&ei=uiltTtDJBMil8QPe3_A0&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=784&vpy=77&dur=2407&hovh=217&hovw=232&tx=96&ty=113&page=1&tbnh=133&tbnw=141&start=0&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:0&biw=1280&bih=706