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    Blue Eyed ladyBlue Eyed lady Posts: 6,007
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    Justin Bieber declared bankrupt & residing in ancient camper van.

    Jeremy Kyle sacked.

    Siouxsie & the Banshees announce UK tour.

    Big Brother going back to basics for next series.

    Tom & Jerry, Top Cat, Yogi Bear etc to be on TV regularly:blush:
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    Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    spookyLX wrote: »
    Peter Andre disappears up his own bum


    Hmm.
    Pretty sure that one has already happened.

    Blue Eyed lady wrote: »
    Justin Bieber declared bankrupt & residing in ancient camper van.

    Jeremy Kyle sacked.

    Siouxsie & the Banshees announce UK tour.

    Big Brother going back to basics for next series.

    Tom & Jerry, Top Cat, Yogi Bear etc to be on TV regularly:blush:


    What, no Scooby Doo?
    ;-)

    Blondie X wrote: »
    Katie Price and Peter Andre get back together and decide to move to the remotest place on earth where tv cameras and OK rag can not reach


    And take Kerry Katona, Chantellitall, the "cast" of TOWIE, Carole Vorderman and the rest of the Loose Women and the entire Kardashian mob with them.
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    Kitt 2000Kitt 2000 Posts: 1,108
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    "Knight Rider the movie officially realised in 2015"
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    Blue Eyed ladyBlue Eyed lady Posts: 6,007
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    Azura's Star wrote: »
    Hmm.
    Pretty sure that one has already happened.





    What, no Scooby Doo?
    ;-)


    And take Kerry Katona, Chantellitall, the "cast" of TOWIE, Carole Vorderman and the rest of the Loose Women and the entire Kardashian mob with them.


    How could I forget Scooby, Shaggy, Fred, Daphne, Velma & Scrappy!:blush::o:blush:

    I'll just chuck in "Scooby Doo to be on at 8pm every week day for 30 mins" as one of my dream DS headlines:D
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    chrisii2011chrisii2011 Posts: 2,694
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    Anita_Edmunds wrote: »
    TV news cursed to tell the truth as it really is.
    Press news legally reclassified as entertainment (fiction)
    TV licence fee axed for those who pay for tv services (cable/satellite)

    Agree with the last one,why should we have to pay twice
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    ButterfaceButterface Posts: 2,709
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    All lost as huge tsunami hits Celebrity Love Island featuring Mark Wright, James Argent, Kerry Katona, Peter Andre, Amanda Holden, Coleen Nolan, Lee Ryan, Joey Essex, Myleene Klass, Piers Morgan, Cilla Black, Helen Flanagan, Victoria Beckham and Robbie Williams.
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    postitpostit Posts: 23,839
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    Exclusive : Kim Kardashian's daughter enjoys impromptu grease slide when her mother's backside explodes
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    kiviraatkiviraat Posts: 4,634
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    "New Laws Passed Making It Illegal For Children Of Zelebs To Be Discussed Or Photographed In Any Way Shape Or Form - Peter Andre Now Bankrupt"
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    Eddie BadgerEddie Badger Posts: 6,005
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    Katie Price to Marry Prince Harry.
    Justin Bieber gets spanked in public and told to grow up.
    Actual celebrity appears on some "Celebrity" show.
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    wilehelmaswilehelmas Posts: 3,610
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    There is a headline this morning claiming there's a woman out there that's allergic to Simon Cowell. That she gets physically sick at the sick of him when he's on TV.

    Brilliant!

    Mind you it's in the Scum so he probably sent the story in himself! The villain.
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    kiviraat wrote: »
    "New Laws Passed Making It Illegal For Children Of Zelebs To Be Discussed Or Photographed In Any Way Shape Or Form - Peter Andre Now Bankrupt"

    *Like* :D
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    Mr_EyeMr_Eye Posts: 1,495
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    Bomb hits annual ITV2 christmas party, no survivors.
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    Eddie BadgerEddie Badger Posts: 6,005
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    The Queen and Prince Phillip to appear in the next series of Big Brother
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    Badabing1966Badabing1966 Posts: 874
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    Cheryl what ever her surname is now retires from everything after admitting to be a talentless airhead, who gets by on her looks!
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    Jason100Jason100 Posts: 17,222
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    "ITV axes Towie, Britian's Got Talent and The X Factor all in one!"

    "One Direction split" and "Justin Bieber retires from music altogether"

    "Viacom put Big Brother back in it's grave and resurrect The Big Breakfast instead"
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    NightFox_DancerNightFox_Dancer Posts: 14,740
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    Simon Cowell dies.
    Phillip Schofield to be blasted into black hole.
    John Barrowman slips into never ending coma.
    One Direction to face firing squad.

    Yes, I'm rather morbid. :blush:
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    Jason100Jason100 Posts: 17,222
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    NightFox_Dancer wrote: »
    Phillip Schofield to be blasted into black hole.

    Shouldn't that be black cube? ;)
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    Michael_EveMichael_Eve Posts: 14,460
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    Katie Hopkins finds God! Vow of silence taken.
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    allyred83allyred83 Posts: 63
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    NightFox_Dancer wrote: »
    Simon Cowell dies.
    Phillip Schofield to be blasted into black hole.
    John Barrowman slips into never ending coma.
    One Direction to face firing squad.

    Yes, I'm rather morbid. :blush:

    :D these!
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    Gill PGill P Posts: 21,591
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    Only reasonable dancers on Strictly,
    and reasonable singers on X-Factor - no mentors on X-Factor, just judges.
    Nick Knowles to retire
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    RadiomaniacRadiomaniac Posts: 43,510
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    Hopkins troll woman lost in space forever on mission to Mars.
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    Bella BoffinBella Boffin Posts: 6,561
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    'Alan Rickman confirms he has bought secret love-nest to share with BB8Lesley.'


    Lesley Brain
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    occyoccy Posts: 65,147
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    #49
    ' Noels House Party"

    " Blakes 7"
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    Being more orange than the 'You've Been Tangoed' man made illegal with mandatory 5 year prison sentence
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    big brother 9big brother 9 Posts: 18,153
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    Carol vordeman found out to be a fraud after she is seen smuggling a calculator
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