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Flash525Flash525 Posts: 8,862
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Not entirely sure if this is in the right section (mods, please feel free to move if necessary) though I was reading an article earlier on Jonah Hill, specifically his weight loss. The two core factors mentioned were Slim New & Pure Colon Cleanse, and I'm curious what (if anything) people know about it.

I doubt it's the miracle cure stated on the website, else it would no doubt be public knowledge by now. However, these two items are apparently ones he claimed to use, and he's lost a lot of weight somehow. It's also apparently been confirmed on Men's Heath.

Here is the Article.

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  • Dave3622Dave3622 Posts: 1,819
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    If I want to cleanse my colon, I usually find that about ten pints of strong Lager followed by a Vindaloo does the trick nicely!!
  • Trsvis_BickleTrsvis_Bickle Posts: 9,202
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    Firstly, that is not an article in Men's Health, the reputable magazine. It is an 'advertorial' in something calling itself Men's Health Life - almost certainly not a magazine at all.

    Secondly, the adverts that you link to are pure 100% certified pseudo-scientific bullshit. If you hadn't (apparently) been a member since 2012, I'd have you down as a spammer...
  • Flash525Flash525 Posts: 8,862
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    Trsvis_Bickle wrote: »
    Firstly, that is not an article in Men's Health, the reputable magazine. It is an 'advertorial' in something calling itself Men's Health Life - almost certainly not a magazine at all.

    Secondly, the adverts that you link to are pure 100% certified pseudo-scientific bullshit. If you hadn't (apparently) been a member since 2012, I'd have you down as a spammer...
    Well I obviously hadn't done enough research on the site, but was curious. No spamming by me, merely curiosity.
  • AndrueAndrue Posts: 23,364
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    Most people's colons are self cleaning.
  • hackjohackjo Posts: 648
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    I am very fortunate in that I can cleanse my colon and also perform most of Mozart's wind concertos at the same time.
  • Eddie BadgerEddie Badger Posts: 6,005
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    Dave3622 wrote: »
    If I want to cleanse my colon, I usually find that about ten pints of strong Lager followed by a Vindaloo does the trick nicely!!

    Yep, if you're going to clean your colon, then clean it like a man :cool:
  • ElyanElyan Posts: 8,781
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    I recall reading many years ago that a carrot a day would keep your colon healthy.

    It was six months before someone pointed out that I had to eat them.
  • EraserheadEraserhead Posts: 22,016
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    Colonics are not only unnecessary but potentially harmful. There's a huge industry in products which claim to make our bodies "cleansed" or "detoxified" but our bodies are quite capable of doing both by themselves unless you suffer from particular medical problems to do with elimination.

    You can have a colonic if you feel that you have a particular problem with your digestion or metabolism but to be honest you can do just as good a job by eating a healthy diet and keeping well hydrated.
  • Trsvis_BickleTrsvis_Bickle Posts: 9,202
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    Eddie Badger wrote: »
    Yep, if you're going to clean your colon, then clean it like a man :cool:

    I thought you said 'clean it with a man' there, for a second...:blush:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,924
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    Strangely enough I was checking rooms in the Hotel today and saw both these bottles in one of the guest's bathrooms. I thought what the hell would someone buy a colon cleanser for? Now I know. Have to say I was dreading seeing the state of the loo but it was clean.
  • Eddie BadgerEddie Badger Posts: 6,005
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    Trsvis_Bickle wrote: »
    I thought you said 'clean it with a man' there, for a second...:blush:

    Ooh matron :o
  • euphieeuphie Posts: 2,280
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    I think that's the stuff that if you sign up for you will lose lots of pounds - although it's the £ variety. It seems to be a well known scam and the companies sign you up for these weight loss pils that make no difference and it's almost impossible to cancel your subscriptions which run into around £40 for each tablet a month
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    Yep pseudo scientific rubbish, and a pretty well known scam company. Avoid at all costs, or costs you have real problems stopping will be the end result.
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