Weird thoughts that you have had.........

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 1,163

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  11/02/13 - 20:24 #2

  Trees have feelings just because we can hear or see it doesn't make it any real. I feel for trees sometimes as we chop at their trucks and branches willy nilly without a concern for them.

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• bazzaroo Posts: 6,848

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  11/02/13 - 20:25 #3

  If a tree falls in the forest and no-one is there, do the other trees point and laugh?

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 3,787

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  11/02/13 - 20:25 #4

  If certain mouthwashes provide "24 hour protection", why are you supposed to use them twice a day?

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• Mumof3 Posts: 4,529

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  11/02/13 - 20:38 #5

  Jumping off the Clifton Suspension bridge: it exerts a frighteningly compelling force upon the imagination.

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  11/02/13 - 20:40 #6

  Do wire coat hangers breed? I don't remember ever buying one, yet I seem to have loads of them..

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  11/02/13 - 20:42 #7

  why there is no fluorescent yellow liquid in dog food so when you go for a walk in the dark the dog shite will glow yellow thus avoiding a shitty shoe.

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• stick_of_rock Posts: 1,514

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  11/02/13 - 20:49 #8

  I was thinking the other day, whilst generally being a bit odd and speaking to myself in different voices/walking weirdly around the room, that every single person in the world is fully capable and able to do similar strange things..but not many people do.
  
  I then imagined various famous people doing it (Camilla, Tony Blair etc.) and found it highly amusing.

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• shhhhh Posts: 3,752

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  11/02/13 - 20:50 #9

  If you dug a hole through the centre of the earth and you jumped in it, would you come out the other side?

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• Mrs de Winter Posts: 2,867

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  11/02/13 - 20:51 #10

  fender101 wrote: »

  Do wire coat hangers breed? I don't remember ever buying one, yet I seem to have loads of them..

  
  Mine must migrate to your house then - they always seem to disappear!

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• rick182 Posts: 11,092

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  11/02/13 - 20:53 #11

  Why do triangle sandwiches taste better then square ones

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• Hugh Jboobs Posts: 15,316

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  11/02/13 - 20:55 #12

  Will a boy ever be born who can swim faster than a shark.

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 3,787

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  11/02/13 - 20:58 #13

  Mrs de Winter wrote: »

  Mine must migrate to your house then - mine always seem to disappear!

  
  Well can you control them? I'm being overrun here!
  
  Does pressing an already lit button at a crossing or waiting for a lift actually make a difference. So many people seem to think it does.

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• Billy_Value Posts: 22,920

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  11/02/13 - 20:58 #14

  rick182 wrote: »

  Why do triangle sandwiches taste better then square ones

  
  You haven't thought of that, that is a peter kay joke.

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• Steve35 Posts: 2,468

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  11/02/13 - 21:16 #15

  They're unprintable.

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• Arcana Posts: 37,521

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  11/02/13 - 21:20 #16

  Does Selfridges sell fridges?

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• O'Neill Posts: 8,721

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  11/02/13 - 21:23 #17

  Do Termites actually think about what they're doing, or are they like one large, multi functional living robot, if they do have their own minds, then are some more intelligent than others within the same colony.

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• Karis Posts: 6,380

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  11/02/13 - 21:32 #18

  shhhhh wrote: »

  If you dug a hole through the centre of the earth and you jumped in it, would you come out the other side?

  
  If it were technically possible to dig a hole through the earth that could withstand the heat-stresses (which it's not), you'd fall to the centre of the world and would then be slowing down as you 'fell' to the other side of the earth. You could potentially be trapped going back and forth between both sides of the earth, potentially forever as the Earth's gravity pulled you first one way and then the other...
  
  But theoretically, aye, you could fall through to the other side in considerably less than an hour.
  
  There. Happy to answer your life-long question

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• Bedsit Bob Posts: 24,344

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  11/02/13 - 21:48 #19

  What was the greatest thing, before sliced bread was invented?

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 4,391

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  11/02/13 - 21:51 #20

  What if wood was alive and conscious.

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• Susan_A1951 Posts: 1,081

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  11/02/13 - 21:59 #21

  Has anyone ever used a biro up to the last drop of ink? And yet how many biros have you already bought in your life?
  Where do they go?

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  11/02/13 - 22:04 #22

  when I can't sleep in the early hours, I think about someone I really don't like and plan their demise - mwahh-hahh-hahh!!!!

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  11/02/13 - 22:07 #23

  Billy_Value wrote: »

  You haven't thought of that, that is a peter kay joke.

  
  I've thought that loads of times, nothing to do with Peter Kay. I'm sure he wasn't the first person to say it!

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• Function Posts: 759

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  11/02/13 - 22:07 #24

  suki c wrote: »

  when I can't sleep in the early hours, I think about someone I really don't like and plan their demise - mwahh-hahh-hahh!!!!

  
  Had this thought a few times.

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  11/02/13 - 22:36 #25

  Susan_A1951 wrote: »

  Has anyone ever used a biro up to the last drop of ink? And yet how many biros have you already bought in your life?
  Where do they go?

  
  I have. I've lost count how many pens I've finished since I started uni. Mostly red inked ones.

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  11/02/13 - 22:38 #26

  Bedsit Bob wrote: »

  What was the greatest thing, before sliced bread was invented?

  
  bread.

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