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Strictly Come Dancing Launch Night Bingo

Chief_WiggumChief_Wiggum Posts: 6,178
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We know that Len will say that this is "going to be the best series ever" and Tess will make at least two weather related jokes when Carol Kirkwood is introduced that nobody in the audience will laugh at, but what else can we expect from launch night? It's time for launch night bingo!

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    CloneClownCloneClown Posts: 6,296
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    Peter Andre: "It already feels like we are one big family".
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    aurora01aurora01 Posts: 502
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    "I'm doing this for my Nan/my kids/my spouse/my fourth cousin twice removed." - any contestant (most likely Andre, for his kids or dead brother).

    "Vote for Mummy/Daddy!" - somebody's kids who are dragged out in front of the camera to begin Baby Wars.
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    aggsaggs Posts: 29,461
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    I embrace the Lycra/fake tan/glitter/sequins.
    I'm scared of the Lycra/fake tan/glitter/sequins.
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    rosco2010rosco2010 Posts: 7,501
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    Len starting critique with 'you came aht...'
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    davadsdavads Posts: 8,644
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    Len making an honest criticism of one dancer, the audience starting to boo and him rolling his eyes and looking sideways at them :)
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    MonksealMonkseal Posts: 12,017
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    The first five minutes are taken up with some cod-glamorous skit where Darcey is a GLAMOROUS AND CLASSY LADY and the other three judges fart around in a variety of costumes from an old episode of Oh Dr Beeching!

    Aliona sees what she's been stuck with again and necks three Vicodin whilst whirling very slowly towards them

    One of the female pros partnered with one of the "hunks" literally mounts his face whilst panting like a dog humping the postman's leg

    The new pros are introduced via the medium of anonymous Latin dancing to a unsuitable pop song that was popular five years ago, which counts as current by this show's standards.

    A joke about how Anthony is going to physically assault Craig

    Tess starts to get a showmance going between Jay and whoever/whatever he's partnered with. It involves her saying "LADIES AND GENTS" about five times.

    "Karen Fromgrimsby"

    Georgia is referred to as though she is still in nappies because she's short, under the age of 28 and from the backwards North.

    Tess chokes on her own tongue and dies trying to say "Otlile Mabuse"
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    mossy2103mossy2103 Posts: 84,308
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    rosco2010 wrote: »
    Len starting critique with 'you came aht...'
    Bruno starting his critique with "But Len is right ....."

    Darcey starting her critique with "The boys are right ....."

    Len starting his critique with "What I like about you is ....."
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    Alleycat666Alleycat666 Posts: 8,739
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    Daniel coming on to fiddle music - just in case anyone didn't know he's Irish
    Len will joke about Ainsley 'cooking up a treat'
    Tess will make weather-related jokes about Carol
    All the girls 'Wanting' to be partnered with Jai - just in case anyone didn't know he's from 'The Wanted'
    This is going to be the best series ever!
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