You mean to say alllll that time she could have just been in some private cushy wing at the Portland whilst archivists, secret reporters, and "well" wishers in general were combing the news outlets of Marbella, awaiting any morsel in the Sunday Sun, and analysing pregnancy statistics not to mention making furious enquiries as to english speaking doctors in spain?
I think that would make my year!
So you think it is good if she had lied to and worried her fans just to gain a few column inches, because such extreme dramas and slating exes and celebrities is the only way she can manage to do so these days - I would find it bad, particularly as her children will read it one day and they know the truth.
I personally think she was in Spain for reasons unknown (I have my suspicions though), but no-one was interested enough to try to find her or photograph her or Kevin. As for enquiries concerning English speaking doctors, there was no need to even ask - they are fluent in English and can no doubt speak it better than she does.
So you think it is good if she had lied to and worried her fans just to gain a few column inches, because such extreme dramas and slating exes and celebrities is the only way she can manage to do so these days - I would find it bad, particularly as her children will read it one day and they know the truth.
I personally think she was in Spain for reasons unknown (I have my suspicions though), but no-one was interested enough to try to find her or photograph her or Kevin. As for enquiries concerning English speaking doctors, there was no need to even ask - they are fluent in English and can no doubt speak it better than she does.
To be honest Liz, i think her "fans" just wished her well - i don't think they were on the edge of their seats waiting for updates - that was here lol.
You may have your suspicions, good luck with that. I think though there is the obvious situation where she just went to a small Spanish city for a holiday, went into labour - kept her head down (being in a hospital room, it isn't hard) and had her baby without media hysterics. If she has an exclusive deal with The Sun I don't get why any journalists from other papers would have gone out there because obviously she couldn't talk to them and what would a photographer take a picture of? The sign on the wall?
To be honest Liz, i think her "fans" just wished her well - i don't think they were on the edge of their seats waiting for updates - that was here lol.
You may have your suspicions, good luck with that. I think though there is the obvious situation where she just went to a small Spanish city for a holiday, went into labour - kept her head down (being in a hospital room, it isn't hard) and had her baby without media hysterics. If she has an exclusive deal with The Sun I don't get why any journalists from other papers would have gone out there because obviously she couldn't talk to them and what would a photographer take a picture of? The sign on the wall?
I got the impression her fans were concerned - interest here is limited, after all, only a handful of people contribute to the thread and for most of them it is simply a way of passing time with a little bit of detective work.
I don't mean journalists going for interviews, but people taking photos to sell. However, there is little interest in her these days, so I suppose little money is to be gained.
She hasn't said she was in Spain, she says abroad or in a European country - why the need to keep the country secret, unless it is to avoid the hospital suing her for libel after that outrageous first article, in which she put their competence and standard of care into question. And why did no-one see her returning to the UK - or perhaps those that did weren't the slightest bit interested.
I don't mean journalists going for interviews, but people taking photos to sell.
... she isn't a spanish celebrity. Are we hoping a passing English holiday maker recognises a pink horsebox, automatically associates it with her, and hangs around for a photo, which may or may not be "sans pricey" as she was in hospital for most of stay?
She hasn't said she was in Spain, she says abroad or in a European country - why the need to keep the country secret, unless it is to avoid the hospital suing her for libel after that outrageous first article, in which she put their competence and standard of care into question. And why did no-one see her returning to the UK - or perhaps those that did weren't the slightest bit interested.
... or maybe she was in Spain and did have a bad experience at the hospital. As for coming back - paps stationed at every port have we?
Who knows? It's all a mystery. I'm sure we'll read about it in the next book from the nations favourite celebrity author.
Please do not roll your eyes at me - I didn't write it, I was explaining what I thought they meant. And I think I explained the joke when I wrote "i.e. who knows who the father is of no. 4"
Please do not roll your eyes at me - I didn't write it, I was explaining what I thought they meant. And I think I explained the joke when I wrote "i.e. who knows who the father is of no. 4"
And I wasn't rolling my eyes at you..it was at the stupid comment ...
... she isn't a spanish celebrity. Are we hoping a passing English holiday maker recognises a pink horsebox, automatically associates it with her, and hangs around for a photo, which may or may not be "sans pricey" as she was in hospital for most of stay?
... or maybe she was in Spain and did have a bad experience at the hospital. As for coming back - paps stationed at every port have we?
Who knows? It's all a mystery. I'm sure we'll read about it in the next book from the nations favourite celebrity author.
:eek:
The horse box will of been at the private villa I assume so won't of been seen out n about surely
The horse box will of been at the private villa I assume so won't of been seen out n about surely
As I assume it wasn't airlifted to the 'private villa' and there will have been a loooooooong journey to get to wherever it is she's supposed to have been, unless they arrived and left under cover of darkness, it IS fairly hi-vis.
I'm really surprised absolutely no-one, not a single tourist, not a journo, not a passing pap, saw either of them or their family in all the time they were wherever it was they were supposed to have been. OK - they probably weren't fandango-ing along some promenade screaming 'look at me' BUT to not be seen leaving the country, driving through (possibly at least) two other countries, stopping off for rests or food, holidaying, into hospital, sunbathing, out of hospital, driving/flying back. Not a sign. Not a glimpse. Very, VERY unusual.
As I assume it wasn't airlifted to the 'private villa' and there will have been a loooooooong journey to get to wherever it is she's supposed to have been, unless they arrived and left under cover of darkness, it IS fairly hi-vis.
I'm really surprised absolutely no-one, not a single tourist, not a journo, not a passing pap, saw either of them or their family in all the time they were wherever it was they were supposed to have been. OK - they probably weren't fandango-ing along some promenade screaming 'look at me' BUT to not be seen leaving the country, driving through (possibly at least) two other countries, stopping off for rests or food, holidaying, into hospital, sunbathing, out of hospital, driving/flying back. Not a sign. Not a glimpse. Very, VERY unusual.
That's the thing for me as well. In these days of everyone having a camera on their phone and the gossip rags paying for any blurred shot of a z lister, I find it hard to believe not a single, solitary person spotted the pink monstrosity and took a quick shot of it and/or KP and Ken.
Add that to the huge amount of holes in the rest of the story and it just really doesn't add up
That's the thing for me as well. In these days of everyone having a camera on their phone and the gossip rags paying for any blurred shot of a z lister, I find it hard to believe not a single, solitary person spotted the pink monstrosity and took a quick shot of it and/or KP and Ken.
Add that to the huge amount of holes in the rest of the story and it just really doesn't add up
Exactly. We even got a passerby shot of her in some Tesco or other last week. Yet she disappeared off the radar - hubby, kids, pink monstrosity for about 3 or 4 whole weeks? It's all a bit codish, haddockyish, plaiceish
That's the thing for me as well. In these days of everyone having a camera on their phone and the gossip rags paying for any blurred shot of a z lister, I find it hard to believe not a single, solitary person spotted the pink monstrosity and took a quick shot of it and/or KP and Ken.
Add that to the huge amount of holes in the rest of the story and it just really doesn't add up
There are a lot of holes. Big ones. Gaping ones, in fact.
If you add up all the holes, then the actual reality of what happened is pretty obvious imo.
Because no one on here saw the horse box coming or going doesn't mean it didn't ... Maybe there needs to be a volunteer from here who sits outside her home and follows her every time she leave the house taking pictures
Because no one on here saw the horse box coming or going doesn't mean it didn't ... Maybe there needs to be a volunteer from here who sits outside her home and follows her every time she leave the house taking pictures
So Betty, you seriously think that in a 27 hour journey. not a single person got a blurred camera phone shot of her or the horsebox? Add that to the hospital where no one spoke English and every other inconstancy and her birth story as complete BS.
Because no one on here saw the horse box coming or going doesn't mean it didn't ... Maybe there needs to be a volunteer from here who sits outside her home and follows her every time she leave the house taking pictures
Absolutely, of course not BUT........... come on BB you must admit it's a tiny bit 'odd'. No-one, absolutely no-one, not a tourist, not a Brit holidaying abroad saw sight nor sound of her, or her hubby, or her kids, or her lurid, practically glow in the dark, horsebox whilst :
* travelling the lanes and roads of England;
* it was presumably, on Le Shuttle to the continent;
* they were, presumably at a few rest stops on the way;
* they were travelling through France;
* they were travelling (possibly) through Spain;
* they had the 'midnight dash' to the hospital;
* they were (or Kev was) - back and forth to the hospital whilst Katie was laid up;
* they were visiting the hospital after Katie was discharged;
* the kids were presumably trying to have a holiday;
* Katie's mum supposedly flew out;
* Jett was discharged from hospital - presumed KP & Kev picked him up;
* family drove/ flew back to the UK;
* arrived and left either Dover or Heathrow;
* drove back home.
No-one, not one single person saw ANY of this? Not a solitary soul?
Yet she's snapped in Tesco barely a week after supposedly getting back from epic sojourn.
This doesn't seem the tiniest bit 'iffy' to you? Seriously?
As I assume it wasn't airlifted to the 'private villa' and there will have been a loooooooong journey to get to wherever it is she's supposed to have been, unless they arrived and left under cover of darkness, it IS fairly hi-vis.
I'm really surprised absolutely no-one, not a single tourist, not a journo, not a passing pap, saw either of them or their family in all the time they were wherever it was they were supposed to have been. OK - they probably weren't fandango-ing along some promenade screaming 'look at me' BUT to not be seen leaving the country, driving through (possibly at least) two other countries, stopping off for rests or food, holidaying, into hospital, sunbathing, out of hospital, driving/flying back. Not a sign. Not a glimpse. Very, VERY unusual.
Have to agree very unusual....her lies will come back to haunt her at some stage the truth will be known.
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So you think it is good if she had lied to and worried her fans just to gain a few column inches, because such extreme dramas and slating exes and celebrities is the only way she can manage to do so these days - I would find it bad, particularly as her children will read it one day and they know the truth.
I personally think she was in Spain for reasons unknown (I have my suspicions though), but no-one was interested enough to try to find her or photograph her or Kevin. As for enquiries concerning English speaking doctors, there was no need to even ask - they are fluent in English and can no doubt speak it better than she does.
Ah so 'Three Men, Katie and a Baby' - thanks Holly, it had really got me confused
How can you have 4 kids by FIVE DADS :rolleyes:
It's supposed to be a joke, B. As in 3 possible dads for baby no.4. Looks like 3AM get their material from here.
Could also be a typo though since KP is a 4x3.
To be honest Liz, i think her "fans" just wished her well - i don't think they were on the edge of their seats waiting for updates - that was here lol.
You may have your suspicions, good luck with that. I think though there is the obvious situation where she just went to a small Spanish city for a holiday, went into labour - kept her head down (being in a hospital room, it isn't hard) and had her baby without media hysterics. If she has an exclusive deal with The Sun I don't get why any journalists from other papers would have gone out there because obviously she couldn't talk to them and what would a photographer take a picture of? The sign on the wall?
I got the impression her fans were concerned - interest here is limited, after all, only a handful of people contribute to the thread and for most of them it is simply a way of passing time with a little bit of detective work.
I don't mean journalists going for interviews, but people taking photos to sell. However, there is little interest in her these days, so I suppose little money is to be gained.
She hasn't said she was in Spain, she says abroad or in a European country - why the need to keep the country secret, unless it is to avoid the hospital suing her for libel after that outrageous first article, in which she put their competence and standard of care into question. And why did no-one see her returning to the UK - or perhaps those that did weren't the slightest bit interested.
.. not to mention, creative writing.
... she isn't a spanish celebrity. Are we hoping a passing English holiday maker recognises a pink horsebox, automatically associates it with her, and hangs around for a photo, which may or may not be "sans pricey" as she was in hospital for most of stay?
... or maybe she was in Spain and did have a bad experience at the hospital. As for coming back - paps stationed at every port have we?
Who knows? It's all a mystery. I'm sure we'll read about it in the next book from the nations favourite celebrity author.
:eek:
Is JK Rowling going to write about all this drama :eek:
Please do not roll your eyes at me - I didn't write it, I was explaining what I thought they meant. And I think I explained the joke when I wrote "i.e. who knows who the father is of no. 4"
Oooh ... I hadn't realised it was supposed to be funny
And I wasn't rolling my eyes at you..it was at the stupid comment ...
The horse box will of been at the private villa I assume so won't of been seen out n about surely
As I assume it wasn't airlifted to the 'private villa' and there will have been a loooooooong journey to get to wherever it is she's supposed to have been, unless they arrived and left under cover of darkness, it IS fairly hi-vis.
I'm really surprised absolutely no-one, not a single tourist, not a journo, not a passing pap, saw either of them or their family in all the time they were wherever it was they were supposed to have been. OK - they probably weren't fandango-ing along some promenade screaming 'look at me' BUT to not be seen leaving the country, driving through (possibly at least) two other countries, stopping off for rests or food, holidaying, into hospital, sunbathing, out of hospital, driving/flying back. Not a sign. Not a glimpse. Very, VERY unusual.
Did it use an invisability cloak to get to the villa?
(apologies to JK Rowling:o)
That's the thing for me as well. In these days of everyone having a camera on their phone and the gossip rags paying for any blurred shot of a z lister, I find it hard to believe not a single, solitary person spotted the pink monstrosity and took a quick shot of it and/or KP and Ken.
Add that to the huge amount of holes in the rest of the story and it just really doesn't add up
Exactly. We even got a passerby shot of her in some Tesco or other last week. Yet she disappeared off the radar - hubby, kids, pink monstrosity for about 3 or 4 whole weeks? It's all a bit codish, haddockyish, plaiceish
No it went under a horse blanket
There are a lot of holes. Big ones. Gaping ones, in fact.
If you add up all the holes, then the actual reality of what happened is pretty obvious imo.
So Betty, you seriously think that in a 27 hour journey. not a single person got a blurred camera phone shot of her or the horsebox? Add that to the hospital where no one spoke English and every other inconstancy and her birth story as complete BS.
What's you're theory lexi22?
Absolutely, of course not BUT........... come on BB you must admit it's a tiny bit 'odd'. No-one, absolutely no-one, not a tourist, not a Brit holidaying abroad saw sight nor sound of her, or her hubby, or her kids, or her lurid, practically glow in the dark, horsebox whilst :
* travelling the lanes and roads of England;
* it was presumably, on Le Shuttle to the continent;
* they were, presumably at a few rest stops on the way;
* they were travelling through France;
* they were travelling (possibly) through Spain;
* they had the 'midnight dash' to the hospital;
* they were (or Kev was) - back and forth to the hospital whilst Katie was laid up;
* they were visiting the hospital after Katie was discharged;
* the kids were presumably trying to have a holiday;
* Katie's mum supposedly flew out;
* Jett was discharged from hospital - presumed KP & Kev picked him up;
* family drove/ flew back to the UK;
* arrived and left either Dover or Heathrow;
* drove back home.
No-one, not one single person saw ANY of this? Not a solitary soul?
Yet she's snapped in Tesco barely a week after supposedly getting back from epic sojourn.
This doesn't seem the tiniest bit 'iffy' to you? Seriously?
Have to agree very unusual....her lies will come back to haunt her at some stage the truth will be known.