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No more Sax please Cowell

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    KekebearKekebear Posts: 75
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    I'm really confused. Its 8.40 on Sunday and I haven't heard Sax AT ALL this week. Have I fallen into a coma and missed it being shoehorned in to every available moment?

    Im howling with laughter at this thread and this comment has pushed me over the edge
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    menotmenot Posts: 243
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    Exclusive news, Fleur will perform next, she has prerecorded her performance, here's a leaked image.:D:D:D:D
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    MissMusiqueMissMusique Posts: 2,098
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    This thread is the gift that keeps on giving - you guys are hilarious! Fully expecting someone to perform Sax next week 😎
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    Eva_Coco_MayEva_Coco_May Posts: 3,757
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    Sax isn't played all the time you lot are just exaggerating - Fleur is back for the quarter finals though according to rumours so I expect itl be played then haha
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    mmpfbmmpfb Posts: 14,768
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    I'm really confused. Its 8.40 on Sunday and I haven't heard Sax AT ALL this week. Have I fallen into a coma and missed it being shoehorned in to every available moment?

    Maybe they've finally heard our anguished cry? Perhaps they linked the slumping ratings to erroneous Sax plays?

    Who knows? All we can do is enjoy the sweet respite and thank God we were here to see the day.
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    menotmenot Posts: 243
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    Meanwhile at SYCO HQ after this weekends X Factor and the absence of Sax:D
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    MysteriousOzMysteriousOz Posts: 6,230
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    My Brother sent me this from Oz, said it would annoy me

    https://youtu.be/R3oXwd319Qw

    In Fairness they sound better than Fleur :p
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    shaneomaxshaneomax Posts: 1,799
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    Lmfao they sound better than Fleur!!
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    Eva_Coco_MayEva_Coco_May Posts: 3,757
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    They sound like shit not even on the same level as Fleur and you know it
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    jerefprdterrajerefprdterra Posts: 30,340
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    My Brother sent me this from Oz, said it would annoy me

    https://youtu.be/R3oXwd319Qw

    In Fairness they sound better than Fleur :p

    Absolute rubbish.
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    shaneomaxshaneomax Posts: 1,799
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    They sound like shit not even on the same level as Fleur and you know it
    What do you mean?? They sound awesome, very soulful.
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    Eva_Coco_MayEva_Coco_May Posts: 3,757
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    I would love to hear them attempt to hit an A5, bb5, c5, c6 and F5

    Will never happen
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    satellitesatellite Posts: 8,181
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    In Fairness they sound better than Fleur :p

    That's not difficult though, you should hear me sing it, even I sound better than Fleur.
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    My Brother sent me this from Oz, said it would annoy me

    https://youtu.be/R3oXwd319Qw

    In Fairness they sound better than Fleur :p

    I see Cowell has got his shoehorn out of storage :D

    Is it a known song in Oz?
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    Eva_Coco_MayEva_Coco_May Posts: 3,757
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    Yeah it's got a gold certification in oz
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    Not only does there seem to be nothing on the tv but it appears that the restraining order has been renewed and the inflatable Fleur doll has deflated due to excessive use
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    MysteriousOzMysteriousOz Posts: 6,230
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    Yeah it's got a gold certification in oz

    Yeah my brother says most people thought it was Uptown Funk & bought it and didn't realise till they saw the dodgy video for it :p
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    StratusSphereStratusSphere Posts: 2,813
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    Yeah my brother says most people thought it was Uptown Funk & bought it and didn't realise till they saw the dodgy video for it :p

    What are the chances Fleur isn't actually Bruno Mars in a wig and a skirt? Anyone ever seen them together?

    After Honey G and her doppelgangers I'll believe anything...
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    Eva_Coco_MayEva_Coco_May Posts: 3,757
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    She sold over a million records worldwide so for a debut that isn't to shabby it might've got top 3 but it was selling as much as the number 1 but streaming didn't kick in till the second week - her next single might get number 1 you just don't know do you. Why so much shade? I have never know anything like it
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    Hollie_LouiseHollie_Louise Posts: 39,991
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    She sold over a million records worldwide so for a debut that isn't to shabby it might've got top 3 but it was selling as much as the number 1 but streaming didn't kick in till the second week - her next single might get number 1 you just don't know do you. Why so much shade? I have never know anything like it

    It's not "shade" (god word has to be up there with "OMG YAAAAAAAAAAAS" for most annoying phrase used if you're over 10), its a factual representation of her success in the UK.

    Although reading her Wikipedia, I'll change my X Factor pre-performance VT.

    "One million records sold worldwide, top three debut single, #167 second single, the 99th best-selling album of 2015.............. FLEUR EAST"
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    Eva_Coco_MayEva_Coco_May Posts: 3,757
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    Yeah something like that, she's not on this season of XF anyway her new music is out next year - probably around the new voice and BgT timing
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    shaneomaxshaneomax Posts: 1,799
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    I like Fleur too, but only as a person not as an artist. Can I join the Fleur club too plz?!!?
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    mmpfbmmpfb Posts: 14,768
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    Yeah my brother says most people thought it was Uptown Funk & bought it and didn't realise till they saw the dodgy video for it :p

    I like the cut of your brother's jib. Is he hot? :D
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    shaneomax wrote: »
    I like Fleur too, but only as a person not as an artist. Can I join the Fleur club too plz?!!?

    The first rule of Fleur Club is you do not talk about Fleur Club ;-)
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    satellitesatellite Posts: 8,181
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    Have some personal insult quotes by Fleur's superfan been removed from this thread? Not before time either!
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