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How does Max Branning get with all these hot women?

Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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How does Max Branning get with all these hot women?

Tanya
Stacey
Vanessa
Kirsty
Lucy
Emma

What is his secret?

He must be packing downstairs and being very good in bed for them to get with him and stay with him

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    Shazla09Shazla09 Posts: 29,336
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    It must be the allure of his shoe shuffling on hard surfaces.
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    LittleStewieLittleStewie Posts: 50
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    His hips don't lie....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPj2Kk2TaTE
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    mrs.deschanelmrs.deschanel Posts: 3,545
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    He has an amazing set of bum cheeks and a weird sexual thing about him. On the face of it he's bald, shuffles, is a serial cheat, doesn't have money, isn't classically good looking, drinks too much and to be honest with all the smoking he probably stinks too. I still would though. Double bagged for safety.
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    soap-leasoap-lea Posts: 23,851
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    they say if you can move well (as in dance and have rhythm) you tend to be good in the sack and well we now know max can move :)
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    soap-leasoap-lea Posts: 23,851
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    mrs.deschanel wrote: »
    He has an amazing set of bum cheeks and a weird sexual thing about him. On the face of it he's bald, shuffles, is a serial cheat, doesn't have money, isn't classically good looking, drinks too much and to be honest with all the smoking he probably stinks too. I still would though. Double bagged for safety.

    he has got the patter tho
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    Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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    LittleStewie wrote: »
    His hips don't lie....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPj2Kk2TaTE

    :o I havent watched Strictly but from seeing that now I know why he gets all the hot women
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,283
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    big willy.
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    soap-leasoap-lea Posts: 23,851
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    Sweet_Princess wrote: »
    :o I havent watched Strictly but from seeing that now I know why he gets all the hot women

    bet you will be watching tonight :D
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    Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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    soap-lea wrote: »
    bet you will be watching tonight :D

    I might ;)
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    FiregazerFiregazer Posts: 5,888
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    LittleStewie wrote: »
    His hips don't lie....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPj2Kk2TaTE

    That's funny to watch because I see Max Branning, not Jake Wood. :D
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    FiregazerFiregazer Posts: 5,888
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    Sweet_Princess wrote: »
    How does Max Branning get with all these hot women?

    Tanya
    Stacey
    Vanessa
    Kirsty
    Lucy
    Emma

    What is his secret?

    He must be packing downstairs and being very good in bed for them to get with him and stay with him

    He's got that touch aura. When a girl's about to leave he grabs them by the arm and they pounce.
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    Safi74Safi74 Posts: 5,580
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    I have no bloody idea at all! I just don't get it!

    Mick Carter on the other hand...mmm!
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    HarloweHarlowe Posts: 20,021
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    His dance moves say why...
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    BertypopBertypop Posts: 4,231
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    It's definitely his hips. After 8 years of not wanting anything to do with him, I'm now fantasising about him and I jiving together.
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    HarloweHarlowe Posts: 20,021
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    Bertypop wrote: »
    It's definitely his hips. After 8 years of not wanting anything to do with him, I'm now fantasising about him and I jiving together.

    He's fab, one of the best on there, considering his amateur, his done good.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,899
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    He's probably got a big d**k :D
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    Pink_SmurfPink_Smurf Posts: 6,883
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    He can certainly move and is physically fit! I don't fancy him though.
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    T.K.T.K. Posts: 19,502
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    Because it is a known scientific fact that Max's penis can seduce all women. The World Health Organisation actually conducted a scientific experiment with his knob and a group of young, attractive women a couple of years ago to understand why Max was able to attract so many sexy women.
    And they found that Max's knob had the uncanny ability to hypnotise and mind-control women, and bend them to his will. The scientists had no explanation for this phenomenon, so they came to the conclusion that it was a divine miracle imparted to him by God himself. Thus, Max's penis came to be known as the "Jesus Dick".
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    Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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    Pink_Smurf wrote: »
    He can certainly move and is physically fit! I don't fancy him though.

    Him being on Strictly has opened my eyes even more to how fit he is and wow he can move. This leads me to think theres more to give from this guy so why is DTC not changing his chaaracter? he can do alot more and he shouldnt be stuck with this sleeping around gimmick
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    Leicester_HunkLeicester_Hunk Posts: 18,316
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    I actually know who he is now after watching Strictly. He looks like Jimmy Somerville!
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    spungerspunger Posts: 2,656
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    I had a mate who looked like a bag of spanners but he always used to pull the best looking totty out of any of us. Looks aren't everything
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