One double act from the eighties have a real mean party trick, when the stay in hotels. Each night they would take it in turns to chat up a groupie and invite her up to their room. The one who picked up the girl would say goodnight to his partner then take the stairs to their room that was always on the 2nd floor. The other comic took the lift got into the room first and hid in a cupboard. The couple arrived and started fooling around, he told her that he would like to make out as she was looking out the window. She had her head outside the curtain looking outside, he was inside, after some love-making he moved away from her to turn the music up, but swapped with his partner who continued to make love to the woman who still had her head the other side of teh curtain looking out the window. The original lover ran down the stairs and out the building so he could wave up at the woman just to see the surprised look on the woman's face.
Do you know the double act?
Christ - idiots like that should be locked up - smacks a little of an urban legend but if not then its sexual assault - can't believe people found it funny. Also I don't believe the woman would not twig - whilst he's "turning the music up" is she not going to turn around or realise the door is being opened etc. More I think about it more it sounds like an urban legend.
I was invited to meet a London mate of mine's guitar teacher in a club in Wardour Street. Turned out to be James Dean Bradfield from the Manic Street Preachers. Bit of a shock I can tell you!
Saw Ross Noble just after he'd not won the Perrier award in a nightclub in Edinburgh. My mate went up and said "You must be gutted...". His response was "F**k Off". Oh, the wit... (*)
Also in Edinburgh (and I've told this one before but it makes me laugh, so meh!) at a party at a friends house I mistook Johnny Vegas for a pile of coats. He wasn't best pleased...
Roy Keane tried to cop off with me at a student night in Nottingham once - I couldn't get away from his 'affections' cos my leg was in plaster and I was on crutches!
Saw Ron Dixon off Brookie in Cream once loving the ladies (eughhhh)
Saw most of the Hollyoaks lot who were all very 'merry' and Tony was calling everyone a c*** :eek: They had a charity footie match the next morning and they were all very much worse for wear
Bumped into Jason Orange with his top off at a well dodgy rave in Stoke (a v long time ago)
Worst one was one of the Spanish royal family grinding away on the dancefloor in Ibiza :eek:
Although i've got to say i am enjoying reading all these stories, i just wanted to make a comment about the behaviour of us so-called "normal" people...
I was in a club recently, with a group of people, including a quite well-known childrens tv presenter. It was a great night, lots of drinks and dancing and we were keeping ourselves to ourselves.
Suddenly, a group of girls who clearly felt threatened or insecure with his presence there, launched a tirade of abuse at him. Saying stuff like "so you think you're special, you think you're great/better than us... etc etc"
I think its pathetic that some people feel the need to be so rude when they see celebrities out and about. They are just normal people like the rest of us and (unless they are acting like a t**t which this guy was not) deserve to be left alone.
Christ - idiots like that should be locked up - smacks a little of an urban legend but if not then its sexual assault - can't believe people found it funny. Also I don't believe the woman would not twig - whilst he's "turning the music up" is she not going to turn around or realise the door is being opened etc. More I think about it more it sounds like an urban legend.
It was a groupie and I'm sure she knew what she was doing and I bet they all where protected.
One double act from the eighties have a real mean party trick, when the stay in hotels. Each night they would take it in turns to chat up a groupie and invite her up to their room. The one who picked up the girl would say goodnight to his partner then take the stairs to their room that was always on the 2nd floor. The other comic took the lift got into the room first and hid in a cupboard. The couple arrived and started fooling around, he told her that he would like to make out as she was looking out the window. She had her head outside the curtain looking outside, he was inside, after some love-making he moved away from her to turn the music up, but swapped with his partner who continued to make love to the woman who still had her head the other side of teh curtain looking out the window. The original lover ran down the stairs and out the building so he could wave up at the woman just to see the surprised look on the woman's face.
Do you know the double act?
This is the really annoying thing, she was such a non-celeb I can't even remember her name. In Hollyoaks she went out with the guy called Adam who was in a wheelchair if I remember correctly....she was a swimmer or something?! Blonde hair, quite slim.
She more recently appeared in the Doritos "friends" adverts. In the famous words of Nikki "Who is she?!?!"
Is she the one who went out with Tony and was bisexual but Tony couldn't handle it, -quite a few years ago.
She's on a doritos ad I think
the one from Steps whose brother goes out with the Liberty X one...saw all them in a local bar. They kept themselves to themselves in all fairness.
Saw BB's Nasty Nick in Umbaba..he was wierd looking.
Got drinking with the Chelsea team last year, John Terry was after my friend but she was having none of it.....we jsut took the mickey out of them and drunk all their champagne. I got some non league footballer after me..lucky old me.
Jamie Redknapp was there and him and Frank Lampard jsut sat at the table keeping themselves to themselves showing no interest in all the girls hovering around.
Jamie Redknapp was there and him and Frank Lampard jsut sat at the table keeping themselves to themselves showing no interest in all the girls hovering around.
I saw Jimmy Saville at a Pound Stretcher bash where he was promoting a fun run which was taking place the next day. Everyone but Sir Jimmy was drinking and saying stuff like "Will you fix it for me, Jim?". The management noticed he was getting annoyed with this and when I went up and asked him to fix it for me and he lost his rag and started beating me up. The guy in an ostrich marathon costume came over and joined in and started to kick me as well. Everyone one was laughing. It wasn't until I coughed up blood that Sir Jimmy and the Ostrich Man stopped. Needless to say, it was the hospital that "Fixed It" for me - "It" being my ribs and punctured lung.
going back to '95 I bumped into And and Dec while they were soaking up some sun in a north London park.
I was walking towards the exit of the park with a friend when I saw two smallish figures, one standing up, the other lying back on the grass with a beefier looking guy standing over him.
We had to walk right past them and as I got closer I realised they looked vaguely familiar and asked the standing one (ant) 'aren't you famous or something?'! He looked round and Dec and stuttered something like 'not really'
Not my brightest moment but in my defence the sun was in my eyes and they were still known as pj and Duncan as far as I was concerned!
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Christ - idiots like that should be locked up - smacks a little of an urban legend but if not then its sexual assault - can't believe people found it funny. Also I don't believe the woman would not twig - whilst he's "turning the music up" is she not going to turn around or realise the door is being opened etc. More I think about it more it sounds like an urban legend.
Saw Ross Noble just after he'd not won the Perrier award in a nightclub in Edinburgh. My mate went up and said "You must be gutted...". His response was "F**k Off". Oh, the wit... (*)
Also in Edinburgh (and I've told this one before but it makes me laugh, so meh!) at a party at a friends house I mistook Johnny Vegas for a pile of coats. He wasn't best pleased...
(*) To be fair, it was a crap question...
Ron Dixon?!?!?! good grief!!! :eek:
Please can you PM me who these people are?
It used to be a Saturday nighter and is now (or was) an occasional gay night at the Fridge, does that help?
Not at all... I'll stick with staying at home infront of the telly thanks
I was in a club recently, with a group of people, including a quite well-known childrens tv presenter. It was a great night, lots of drinks and dancing and we were keeping ourselves to ourselves.
Suddenly, a group of girls who clearly felt threatened or insecure with his presence there, launched a tirade of abuse at him. Saying stuff like "so you think you're special, you think you're great/better than us... etc etc"
I think its pathetic that some people feel the need to be so rude when they see celebrities out and about. They are just normal people like the rest of us and (unless they are acting like a t**t which this guy was not) deserve to be left alone.
There. Rant over! :eek:
cheeky chappies
It was a groupie and I'm sure she knew what she was doing and I bet they all where protected.
One double act from the eighties have a real mean party trick, when the stay in hotels. Each night they would take it in turns to chat up a groupie and invite her up to their room. The one who picked up the girl would say goodnight to his partner then take the stairs to their room that was always on the 2nd floor. The other comic took the lift got into the room first and hid in a cupboard. The couple arrived and started fooling around, he told her that he would like to make out as she was looking out the window. She had her head outside the curtain looking outside, he was inside, after some love-making he moved away from her to turn the music up, but swapped with his partner who continued to make love to the woman who still had her head the other side of teh curtain looking out the window. The original lover ran down the stairs and out the building so he could wave up at the woman just to see the surprised look on the woman's face.
Do you know the double act?
That's one way of putting it.
Is she the one who went out with Tony and was bisexual but Tony couldn't handle it, -quite a few years ago.
She's on a doritos ad I think
Hmmmm...posibility! I only remember that she was quite slim with blonde short hair and yes, more recently has appeared on a doritos ad...
Honestly to have seen the way she carried on you would have thought I was dancing too close to a Hollywood A-lister!!!
the one from Steps whose brother goes out with the Liberty X one...saw all them in a local bar. They kept themselves to themselves in all fairness.
Saw BB's Nasty Nick in Umbaba..he was wierd looking.
Got drinking with the Chelsea team last year, John Terry was after my friend but she was having none of it.....we jsut took the mickey out of them and drunk all their champagne. I got some non league footballer after me..lucky old me.
Jamie Redknapp was there and him and Frank Lampard jsut sat at the table keeping themselves to themselves showing no interest in all the girls hovering around.
ooh that doesnt sound like Frank !! (ALLEGEDLY!!)
ive seen him in Embassy but only the once
yeah i saw him in The Works in Kingston.
kept my distance though.......!
I was walking towards the exit of the park with a friend when I saw two smallish figures, one standing up, the other lying back on the grass with a beefier looking guy standing over him.
We had to walk right past them and as I got closer I realised they looked vaguely familiar and asked the standing one (ant) 'aren't you famous or something?'! He looked round and Dec and stuttered something like 'not really'
Not my brightest moment but in my defence the sun was in my eyes and they were still known as pj and Duncan as far as I was concerned!