A poem for the ladies

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• fefster Posts: 7,388

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  03/02/11 - 12:54 #2

  Nice...
  A poem about how a woman who is a slave for her husband and then subjects him to even more physical violence as a reminder of his childhood.
  
  It's not even a very good poem on the subject. The stanzas are out.

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• BrooklynBoy Posts: 10,595

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  03/02/11 - 12:58 #3

  cooperone wrote: »

  Just had this sent to me. Made me smile
  
  He didn't like the casserole
  And he didn't like my cake,
  He said my biscuits were too hard
  Not like his mother used to make.
  
  
  I didn't perk the coffee right
  He didn't like the stew
  I didn't mend his socks
  The way his mother used to do.
  
  
  I pondered for an answer
  I was looking for a clue.
  Then I turned around and
  smacked the shit out of him...
  Like his mother used to do.
  
  
  
  
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  That's er hilarious. :rolleyes:

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• KBBJ Posts: 10,266

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  03/02/11 - 12:59 #4

  The internet and the mobile phone network: responsible for delivering more shit than Clintons could ever dream of.

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• PamelaL Posts: 67,688

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  03/02/11 - 13:06 #5

  Maybe the trick is not to marry someone who expects you to be exactly like his mother.

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• Artymags Posts: 18,136

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  03/02/11 - 21:30 #6

  Very good - but the penultimate line doesn't scan.

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• cosmo Posts: 26,840

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  03/02/11 - 21:31 #7

  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
  
  NO! :sleep:

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