Judging by the number of weirdo people on this board who shower numerous times a day, I suspect the idea of sex involving touching another human being must horrify them.
Yeah I think this sometimes myself!
My manfriend showers twice a day, sometimes three and wonders why he has cracked heels and sore feet, he does foot spas to relieve it. He won't listen to me to use moisturising cream cause it's the water and soap that's causing it.
Shower after a sweat is good though. Not beforehand.
I have started swimming a lot so no showers at home, I am clean enough using the baths shower, occasional bath as a treat at home
My manfriend showers twice a day, sometimes three and wonders why he has cracked heels and sore feet, he does foot spas to relieve it. He won't listen to me to use moisturising cream cause it's the water and soap that's causing it.
Shower after a sweat is good though. Not beforehand.
I have started swimming a lot so no showers at home, I am clean enough using the baths shower, occasional bath as a treat at home
Well cheesy willies and cottage cheese quims are never a good thing (unless you have a cheese fetish I guess, they could break out the Ryvitas) so at the very least privates should be clean.
A couple of posters in the 'wet wipes' thread seemed confused as to why anyone would use a moist toilet wipe to clean their backside after squeezing out the latest brown delivery.
Also, it is greeted with great mirth when a gentlemen confesses to drying his penis with toilet paper after urinating, because the manliest thing to do is shake it around and then put your dripping wet shlong back into your boxers.
Do you insist on showering before having sex or would you have sex regardless, with paper tissue stuck to your arsecrack, a pungent smell in your underwear from the soaked in urine, and a delightful taste for the good lady who decides to give you some oral pleasuring.
as long as you are generally a clean person who showers once a day then no,
I wouldn't like to have a sex mood come on and me and the girl are telling each other to have a shower beforehand, I would rather just get down to business
This is why it's important to do the 3 S's (shit, shower, shave) every morning. So if you do get a bit of action later on in the day your bottom will still be clean*.
*This of course assumes you are a once a day morning person or that you don't get the runs during the day.;)
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Yeah I think this sometimes myself!
My manfriend showers twice a day, sometimes three and wonders why he has cracked heels and sore feet, he does foot spas to relieve it. He won't listen to me to use moisturising cream cause it's the water and soap that's causing it.
Shower after a sweat is good though. Not beforehand.
I have started swimming a lot so no showers at home, I am clean enough using the baths shower, occasional bath as a treat at home
I read that as 'my manfred'!
Mann lol
Hehehe!
Eurghhh..
I won't let my other half share the bed if she hasn't had a pre-sleepytime shower, let alone seduce me in to performing coitus.
*subscribes to thread*
Pretty Flamingo!
Preferably with a brillo pad
This guy again? :rolleyes:
BTW i wouldnt shower before sex I shower once a day thats enough unless I stink then yes I'd shower.
I wouldn't like to have a sex mood come on and me and the girl are telling each other to have a shower beforehand, I would rather just get down to business
In fact I understand that boiling yourself for 20 minutes is best.
Cracked me up! Thank you very much
Sounds like one of those old black and white instructional videos
*This of course assumes you are a once a day morning person or that you don't get the runs during the day.;)