[ladyeleanor]

Originally Posted by shelleyj89

I always thought you wore your watch on the wrist of the hand you don't write with? So if you are doing something with your favoured hand (no dirty mind please!) you can still easily look at your watch to see the time?

I heard it takes a man who wears glasses longer to masterbate because he has to keep stopping to use his finger to push his glasses back on.

[Picto]

Originally Posted by ladyeleanor

I heard it takes a man who wears glasses longer to masterbate because he has to keep stopping to use his finger to push his glasses back on.

He shouldn't wear glasses on his willy then, should he?

[Cryolemon]

Originally Posted by ladyeleanor

I heard it takes a man who wears glasses longer to masterbate because he has to keep stopping to use his finger to push his glasses back on.

Never heard of that, and I've had glasses for 10 years and been masturbating for 15

[manforktorch]

Originally Posted by Cryolemon

Never heard of that, and I've had glasses for 10 years and been masturbating for 15

Do you have a log book of 'time to climax' so we can have a comparative study?

[Cryolemon]

Originally Posted by manforktorch

Do you have a log book of 'time to climax' so we can have a comparative study?

I might be a bit odd, but I don't go that far

[†¤AzumiMiyako¤†]

My mum once told me that if someone buys you an ankle bracelet, it means they are connected to you for life

Dunno if that is a real myth or not.

[KJ44]

Originally Posted by Picto

He shouldn't wear glasses on his willy then, should he?

No, he should wear a monocle on the one eyed snake!

[cnbcwatcher]

Originally Posted by †¤AzumiMiyako¤†

My mum once told me that if someone buys you an ankle bracelet, it means they are connected to you for life

Dunno if that is a real myth or not.

Can't say I've heard that one. I buy my own ankle bracelets and I buy them because they look nice.

[howardl]

I wear my partners panties what does that mean?

[Radiomaniac]

In my language it means she's a chav.

[valkay]

Ankle bracelet used to be a sign of a prostitute.

[Voynich]

I was told it was a sure way of spotting a prostitute. The things you believe when you're a child!

[Cadiva]

Originally Posted by cnbcwatcher

What a load of guff. I wear one on my right ankle because I find it easier to put it on there and I'm right handed.

That pretty much used to be the reason I wore one as well, far easier to put it on the right ankle being right handed.

[Iqoniq]

Originally Posted by feckit

I thought it was just a bit of jewellery but I read somewhere that if a woman wears
an ankle bracelet on the left ankle it's a sign she is married and in an open relationship
if it is on the right ankle she is a lesbian.
Anyone else heard this?

The bit about being a prostitute I'm not 100% sure about, but I was told that it was the left ankle. If it's on the right ankle, it can be seen as a sign (especially in swinger and cuckold communities) that she's a "hotwife" and possibly available to other men. There is a kind of code regarding any trinkets that are added to the anklet.

If the anklet has a spade symbol (from playing cards) or she has a similar tattoo then it indicates that she's the "Queen of Spades" and only interested in black men (aka BBC - I'll leave you to figure out what that means).

A diamond symbolises she's looking for a guy for a stable and long term relationship BUT she's married, yet has her partners consent to do so.

A club symbolises that the woman is bisexual and may be seeking both male and female attention (aka she's "greedy" or "always has a date at the weekend")

A heart symbolises that she's married, but a cuckoldress and has a series of one night stands with men.

I've worn a plain silver anklet since about 1996 (despite being male), because I crossdress and it was a nice accessory. I never actually realised that it had any symbolism until I got asked on a night out in Manchester village whether I actually knew what it meant by wearing it on the right angle by a couple who were actually swingers. I've never swapped ankles though, even though I am monogamous.

[benjamini]

I thought it indicated someone had been to really tacky holiday resort and had come home with cheap tat round there fake tan ankles

[cnbcwatcher]

Originally Posted by howardl

I wear my partners panties what does that mean?

All your own ones are in the wash and you've run out?

[feckit]

Originally Posted by howardl

I wear my partners panties what does that mean?

Chafing.