Thanks for that, Tenorlady. The blonde girl is actually not too bad looking, she just needs to lose weight.
Sam, the dark haired girl, is actually stunning - she went to Fat Camp in America and lost more than 5 stone, she began to look amazing, with large eyes, glossy hair and cheekbones. Then she returned to the more of Chawnerville and put every pound (and more) back on.
Thanks for that, Tenorlady. The blonde girl is actually not too bad looking, she just needs to lose weight.
:eek::D:eek::D
Genius. If you can find a way to get that idea through her head you'd deserve an award. It's not her fault she's fat. She only eats a tiny Easter egg once a year - the rest of the time it's crumbs and lettuce. Or maybe one of her five a day like a trifle.
Thanks for that, Tenorlady. The blonde girl is actually not too bad looking, she just needs to lose weight.
Sheesh. I finally make it on here just before midnight and am met with this gem. Are you offering to date her Lamaestra? ( I'm assuming you're male, no idea why, if it was Sam it probably wouldn't matter!!) because first you have one major obstacle to overcome......Papa Chawn. Emma is his favourite and he is extremely protective of her ( given that he still thinks she's 9). Oh and very loving too.
I'm desperately trying to keep up, but I do a lot of cardcraft mostly as a hobby, but have had my first wedding order of the year. They're getting married in Africa and I absolutely HATE the invitations. It's like doing Julie Goodyears' ones, all faux leopard print. Ugh! Oh well 15 down, only another 35 to go.
So apologies for not being around a lot. But great to see the thread going at a merry pace with Sweargate nearly happening today. I would love to know the real reason behind the court appearance. I'll bet my last cent it's got bugger all to do with just swearing. I'd be in court every week if that was the case.
Does Aud ever leave the house anymore? When fellow poster Stacey saw them in Tesco it was just Phil, Sam and Emma and even on the last series it was mentioned that those 3 had been to Blackpool the day before and she hadn't gone! Has she got stuck in her LazyAud? :eek: And did they leave poor Aud starving at home with no one to make her lunch while they tucked into a Tesco breakfast? Cruelty I say, cruelty!!! Shame on them!
The only time I saw Audrey leave the house voluntarily was during 'Skipgate' where she literally ran out of the house and sprinted down the street, to stop the skip being plonked outside Chawner Towers.
Funny how she has no shame in farting her way up the stairs in front of the camera, snoozing her way through newspaper interviews, phoning her husband at work to make her a cup of tea, and having a tantrum about missing the start of Emmerdale, yet the thought of the neighbours seeing her rubbish was embarrasing.:eek:
These, presumably are the same neighbours who are behind the recent court case drama? I see Phil has removed all comments pertaining to the case now, perhaps he realised it is not the best idea to openly discuss an ongoing legal process on a social network.
:mad: I've been right through May's Bio programmes on DigiGuide. Not a mention of the Flabs.
Mind DigiGuide has got really bad lately, they're trying to get people to cough up for an extra "Premium" subscription so their details aren't always accurate.
I wont be renewing my subscription that's for sure.
I should think a prison cell would be luxury compared to the unhygienic conditions they are used to.
It won't be any different for Aud anyway - she would love it in Styal prison - sat in front of TV all day with meals provided and not having to go on bank holiday walks... bliss!
Hello Chawner chums - I am back from honeymoon in Turkey to find the Chawners on bail and our dear leader inactive - what a crazy mixed up world we live in!!
Sheesh. I finally make it on here just before midnight and am met with this gem. Are you offering to date her Lamaestra? ( I'm assuming you're male, no idea why, if it was Sam it probably wouldn't matter!!) because first you have one major obstacle to overcome......Papa Chawn. Emma is his favourite and he is extremely protective of her ( given that he still thinks she's 9). Oh and very loving too.
I'm desperately trying to keep up, but I do a lot of cardcraft mostly as a hobby, but have had my first wedding order of the year. They're getting married in Africa and I absolutely HATE the invitations. It's like doing Julie Goodyears' ones, all faux leopard print. Ugh! Oh well 15 down, only another 35 to go.
So apologies for not being around a lot. But great to see the thread going at a merry pace with Sweargate nearly happening today. I would love to know the real reason behind the court appearance. I'll bet my last cent it's got bugger all to do with just swearing. I'd be in court every week if that was the case.
I am actually female and I was speaking objectively.
Sheesh. I finally make it on here just before midnight and am met with this gem. Are you offering to date her Lamaestra? ( I'm assuming you're male, no idea why, if it was Sam it probably wouldn't matter!!) because first you have one major obstacle to overcome......Papa Chawn. Emma is his favourite and he is extremely protective of her ( given that he still thinks she's 9). Oh and very loving too.
I'm desperately trying to keep up, but I do a lot of cardcraft mostly as a hobby, but have had my first wedding order of the year. They're getting married in Africa and I absolutely HATE the invitations. It's like doing Julie Goodyears' ones, all faux leopard print. Ugh! Oh well 15 down, only another 35 to go.
So apologies for not being around a lot. But great to see the thread going at a merry pace with Sweargate nearly happening today. I would love to know the real reason behind the court appearance. I'll bet my last cent it's got bugger all to do with just swearing. I'd be in court every week if that was the case.
Should I ever get married you can definitely do my invitations. I want something so gaudy that Su Pollard would turn her nose up.
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It's not their fault though.
She needs to lose a whole person. They all do.
Genius. If you can find a way to get that idea through her head you'd deserve an award. It's not her fault she's fat. She only eats a tiny Easter egg once a year - the rest of the time it's crumbs and lettuce. Or maybe one of her five a day like a trifle.
She needs the love of a good man, then she'll forget to eat and get thinner and thinmner. Any volunteers?/
Sheesh. I finally make it on here just before midnight and am met with this gem.
I'm desperately trying to keep up, but I do a lot of cardcraft mostly as a hobby, but have had my first wedding order of the year. They're getting married in Africa and I absolutely HATE the invitations. It's like doing Julie Goodyears' ones, all faux leopard print. Ugh! Oh well 15 down, only another 35 to go.
So apologies for not being around a lot. But great to see the thread going at a merry pace with Sweargate nearly happening today. I would love to know the real reason behind the court appearance. I'll bet my last cent it's got bugger all to do with just swearing.
(and Alfie, you're missed
Funny how she has no shame in farting her way up the stairs in front of the camera, snoozing her way through newspaper interviews, phoning her husband at work to make her a cup of tea, and having a tantrum about missing the start of Emmerdale, yet the thought of the neighbours seeing her rubbish was embarrasing.:eek:
These, presumably are the same neighbours who are behind the recent court case drama? I see Phil has removed all comments pertaining to the case now, perhaps he realised it is not the best idea to openly discuss an ongoing legal process on a social network.
Can someone tell me whats been going on please ? I have dipped in and out of this thread from the start.
Also its nearly May does anyone have the date the Chawner Fest will be repeated from BIO ? Thanks.
Mind DigiGuide has got really bad lately, they're trying to get people to cough up for an extra "Premium" subscription so their details aren't always accurate.
I wont be renewing my subscription that's for sure.
And the boob grope!:D:eek:
I'm going to write to my MP to demand a repeat of series 1-3.:mad:
And we will also need to start the 'free the Chawner 3/4' campaign in June
Anyone on friendly terms with Director Dan so that we can get the dates of the reruns?
It won't be any different for Aud anyway - she would love it in Styal prison - sat in front of TV all day with meals provided and not having to go on bank holiday walks... bliss!
Hello Chawner chums - I am back from honeymoon in Turkey to find the Chawners on bail and our dear leader inactive - what a crazy mixed up world we live in!!
how can i stop digital spy taking stuff of my facebook
Hahah!!
He may as well just sign up to here, I wish he would join in the frivolities it would be great fun!
Er, it doesn't take a genius - set your profile to private and delete anyone on your friends list who you don't actually know.. Problem solved.
I am actually female and I was speaking objectively.
My love preferences are something else entirely.
Lamaestra is female version of the master isn't it?
Glad you're not a chubby chaser
My celebrity crush is a 60 year old slender rock musician!
Should I ever get married you can definitely do my invitations. I want something so gaudy that Su Pollard would turn her nose up.