The weird theories and fixations of EE fans on DS

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  • MrWoodySirMrWoodySir Posts: 8,480
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    Fixation would include Danielle being resurrected, bubbly in the fridge, get den watts, Lauren's sandwiches, you need slappin' down

    She's possibly the most annoying character to ever step foot on the square. I prefer Dexter. :o
  • kitkat1971kitkat1971 Posts: 39,249
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    I'd say they've mostly been covered but Pete Beale not being David's father is one that seems to crop up a fair deal these days.

    Other than that, as stated, the ones that really bug me as there is no way they are possible due to what we've actually seen on screen, dates

    Cora being Sharon's mum
    David being Cindy Junior's father
    Pete not being David's father
    Derek being Lauren's father.
    David and Shirley knowing each other from when she was married to Kevin
    Kathy still being alive and in witness protection (ian flew out and i'm sure saw her body - plus she'd never do it to her kids)

    Equally annoying though I suppose just possible from what we've been told
    Derek raping Michael
    Derek raping Tanya
    Cindy still being alive and in witness protection (I don't know who identified her body)
  • bean_of_sbbean_of_sb Posts: 7,839
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    Danielle having a twin
    Mandy being Lola's mum
    Derek raped Tanya
    Derek raped Michael
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    bean_of_sb wrote: »
    Danielle having a twin
    Mandy being Lola's mum
    Derek raped Tanya
    Derek raped Michael

    Derek apparently raped everyone when he was in EE.

    The Danielle's twin theory was beyond ridiculous.
  • Sorcha_27Sorcha_27 Posts: 138,791
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    maurice45 wrote: »
    Don't worry, we all know which of these you'd like to be true ;-)

    And I thought my desires were hidden away :D

    Nothing gets past you shercock :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 29,701
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    And I thought my desires were hidden away :D

    Nothing gets past you shercock :D

    Shercock :D

    "Is that Shercock or aren't you happy to see me?"
  • Sorcha_27Sorcha_27 Posts: 138,791
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    That Phil's Bear hands meant he loved Shirley :D
  • Hound of LoveHound of Love Posts: 80,072
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    maurice45 wrote: »
    Shercock :D

    "Is that Shercock or aren't you happy to see me?"

    bib: Must be the gay porn version.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 29,701
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    That Phil's Bear hands meant he loved Shirley :D

    LMAO :D

    I can't actually take any theories based around Phirley seriously at all though, TBH.
    bib: Must be the gay porn version.

    :o:D
  • bean_of_sbbean_of_sb Posts: 7,839
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    I remember people being convinced that Max and Derek were harboring prostitutes when Max went away (turns out he was just bonking Krusty)
  • Sorcha_27Sorcha_27 Posts: 138,791
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    maurice45 wrote: »
    Shercock :D

    "Is that Shercock or aren't you happy to see me?"

    Just seen what I typed :o:o

    Freud would have a field day with me :D
  • Sorcha_27Sorcha_27 Posts: 138,791
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    bib: Must be the gay porn version.

    :D:D

    Starring Freddie Roscoe :D:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 29,701
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    Just seen what I typed :o:o

    Freud would have a field day with me :D

    Poor Siggy wouldn't know where to begin with you :p I'd call him that just to wind him up lol :D
  • hetty100hetty100 Posts: 4,873
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    Male rape in general seems to be fascinated about by some on here. I find it very strange.

    yes it did get very worrying at one point, I wonder what warped mind some people have on here:o

    they wont do that sl anyway, adleast not atm because HO are.
  • Sorcha_27Sorcha_27 Posts: 138,791
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    hetty100 wrote: »
    yes it did get very worrying at one point, I wonder what warped mind some people have on here:o

    they wont do that sl anyway, adleast not atm because HO are.

    As much as I love Hollyoaks, the rape storyline has turned into an utterly sensationalist cop out. If Eastenders was to go down this route, I have no doubt it would be handled in a much more respectively than simply a ratings grabber which IMO is what is currently happening at HO

    It's a shame because the actors have been great but Kirkwood cares not a wit for sensitivity
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 67,320
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    Seeing a character being raped is a troubling fixation with some.

    This forum will explode the day EE announces that they are doing a rape plot.
  • bass55bass55 Posts: 18,366
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    Cora being Sharon's mum was by far the worst. You couldn't even mention the obvious flaws in their theory without being SHOUTED down by posters who INSISTED they were right, and that we'd all look stupid when the reveal happened.

    It was the same people who insisted that Danielle wasn't really dead :D
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    bass55 wrote: »
    Cora being Sharon's mum was by far the worst. You couldn't even mention the obvious flaws in their theory without being SHOUTED down by posters who INSISTED they were right, and that we'd all look stupid when the reveal happened.

    It was the same people who insisted that Danielle wasn't really dead :D

    Yeah, they kept saying that "this will definitely happen soon, then you'll look stupid". Saying that, one of them was actually gracious enough to admit they were wrong, and the others disappeared.
  • Hound of LoveHound of Love Posts: 80,072
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    "Phil really does love Shirley"

    Thank ***k we won't be getting those posts again.;-)
  • bass55bass55 Posts: 18,366
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    Another one which really annoyed me was the whole 'Tanya is only leaving for 6 months' story which was invented by Tanya fans on this forum.

    Nowhere in any news story did it mention that Joyner was taking six months off, it was clearly stated that she was leaving at the end of her contract. Yet we continued to hear 'Jo is back in six months' and 'Newman has obviously planned this' - with clearly no understanding of how a contract of employment actually works.

    It was incredibly tedious, and again they were proved wrong.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 29,701
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    "Phil really does love Shirley"

    Thank ***k we won't be getting those posts again.;-)

    This x 1 million :D
  • bumpandgrindbumpandgrind Posts: 12,563
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    Jay should be raped.

    Cora is Sharon's real mum.

    Derek raped Tanya.

    Derek raped Michael.
  • bumpandgrindbumpandgrind Posts: 12,563
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    bass55 wrote: »
    Another one which really annoyed me was the whole 'Tanya is only leaving for 6 months' story which was invented by Tanya fans on this forum.

    Nowhere in any news story did it mention that Joyner was taking six months off, it was clearly stated that she was leaving at the end of her contract. Yet we continued to hear 'Jo is back in six months' and 'Newman has obviously planned this' - with clearly no understanding of how a contract of employment actually works.

    It was incredibly tedious, and again they were proved wrong.

    To be fair is was reported as a break. Even the actress said in interviews she was coming back.
  • bass55bass55 Posts: 18,366
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    To be fair is was reported as a break. Even the actress said in interviews she was coming back.

    The original news article in May 2012 stated very clearly that Jo was leaving at the end of her contract. It was never reported as a break. Jo stated that she intended to return, but she was out of contract so it's not her decision to make.
  • Sorcha_27Sorcha_27 Posts: 138,791
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    "Phil really does love Shirley"

    Thank ***k we won't be getting those posts again.;-)


    :D:D

    That sounded like a DS version of "Bet you'd never thought you'd see me again"
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