I've still got my husband refusing to dig for me when I left a slipper by a mole hill in the garden down as evidence of 'unreasonable behaviour' in our inevitable divorce!
To be fair, his concern was apparent and indicated affection and worry for Shirley - it was just saying that the fact he'd never done it for Kathy, Sharon etc proved something that was ridiculous - the situation never arose where he had to!
Ironically we're completely discussing the topic at hand
Phirley...the forum will never live that one down! This fixation will linger for decades, and the next generation of posters will be in awe of the legendary Phirley obsession that swept DS for many years.
Haha It's not just EE either. Phil actually wrote Bruno Mars' "Grenade" and it's all about Shirley. Because if anyone will be catching a grenade, it will be Phil, for Shirley!
Boots on, Boots off
That's just how you live, oh
Take, take, take it all
But you never give
Should've known you was trouble
From the smell of gin
Hungover, legs open
Why were they open?
Gave you all I had
You look miserable and sad
Spent it all on Jack yes you did,
To give me all your love is all I ever asked
'Cause what you don't understand is...
I don't need a spade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Dig with my bear hands for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Because I'm a tough man for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Because I don't love Sha-ron (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Phirley...the forum will never live that one down! This fixation will linger for decades, and the next generation of posters will be in awe of the legendary Phirley obsession that swept DS for many years.
Phirley is the greatest love story since little mo and alfie
Boots on, Boots off
That's just how you live, oh
Take, take, take it all
But you never give
Should've known you was trouble
From the smell of gin
Hungover, legs open
Why were they open?
Gave you all I had
You look miserable and sad
Spent it all on Jack yes you did,
To give me all your love is all I ever asked
'Cause what you don't understand is...
I don't need a spade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Dig with my bear hands for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Because I'm a tough man for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Because I don't love Sha-ron (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Boots on, Boots off
That's just how you live, oh
Take, take, take it all
But you never give
Should've known you was trouble
From the smell of gin
Hungover, legs open
Why were they open?
Gave you all I had
You look miserable and sad
Spent it all on Jack yes you did,
To give me all your love is all I ever asked
'Cause what you don't understand is...
I don't need a spade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Dig with my bear hands for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Because I'm a tough man for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Because I don't love Sha-ron (yeah, yeah, yeah)
:D:D:D
Oh, I took all this crack cocaine
I even slept with Lorraine
Oh, kidnapped a guy for you baby
But you won't do the same
I came in like I'm Phil Mitchell
I never dig so hard in love
All I wanted was the boots stayin' on
All you ever did was blackmail me
Yeah you, you blackmai-ai-ail me!
Haha I remember that thread.
She was like, "Phil would never dig for Kathy or for Sharon, but he did for Shirley!! In your faces!!"
That is the true measure of love right there.
To be fair, most of these were in 2011-2013 - one of the dullest era in the show's history, so who can blame us for trying to come up with some stories.
Michael being raped by Derek is a new one to me. I wouldn't have minded that. Jay and male rape really is not a bad idea at all.
Phil's involvement in Dennis' death was also discussed so much on here!
And also, Mark Fowler Jnr returning to find his long lost family...
Phil's involvement wasn't a weird fixation, it was an after-effect of a storyline which he played a part in and his "involvement" in it eventually came out.
To be fair, most of these were in 2011-2013 - one of the dullest era in the show's history, so who can blame us for trying to come up with some stories.
Michael being raped by Derek is a new one to me. I wouldn't have minded that.
If this forum had it's way Derek would have raped everyone on the square twice
Every week there was a "Derek raped Michael/Carol/Tanya" thread
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Loool! The queen will give the throne to Phil and Shirley
Phil will do a Janet Jackson
Haha
The London Tube strike taking place tomorrow will be the result of Phil and Shirley breaking up.
Yup
But I hope we're not causing as many headaches as the threads which inevitably turned into huge, never-ending Phirley debates.
I mean, we could go from Joey/Lauren, Kat/Alfie and even Derek and his panto villain stylings to Phirley in minutes.
Ironically we're completely discussing the topic at hand
I've still got my husband refusing to dig for me when I left a slipper by a mole hill in the garden down as evidence of 'unreasonable behaviour' in our inevitable divorce!
To be fair, his concern was apparent and indicated affection and worry for Shirley - it was just saying that the fact he'd never done it for Kathy, Sharon etc proved something that was ridiculous - the situation never arose where he had to!
Oh god yes, Danielle's twin.
Phirley...the forum will never live that one down! This fixation will linger for decades, and the next generation of posters will be in awe of the legendary Phirley obsession that swept DS for many years.
Boots on, Boots off
That's just how you live, oh
Take, take, take it all
But you never give
Should've known you was trouble
From the smell of gin
Hungover, legs open
Why were they open?
Gave you all I had
You look miserable and sad
Spent it all on Jack yes you did,
To give me all your love is all I ever asked
'Cause what you don't understand is...
I don't need a spade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Dig with my bear hands for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Because I'm a tough man for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Because I don't love Sha-ron (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Phirley is the greatest love story since little mo and alfie
Looooolllll! Excellent stuff jb. Watch out bruno.
Oh, I took all this crack cocaine
I even slept with Lorraine
Oh, kidnapped a guy for you baby
But you won't do the same
Please dig up a garden
Then bundle Carl into a van
I never dig so hard in love
All I wanted was the boots stayin' on
All you ever did was blackmail me
Yeah you, you blackmai-ai-ail me!
Haha
She was like, "Phil would never dig for Kathy or for Sharon, but he did for Shirley!! In your faces!!"
That is the true measure of love right there.
I've got something to dig up for you
Damn! I was gonna say that one!
And also, Mark Fowler Jnr returning to find his long lost family...
Michael being raped by Derek is a new one to me. I wouldn't have minded that. Jay and male rape really is not a bad idea at all.
Phil's involvement wasn't a weird fixation, it was an after-effect of a storyline which he played a part in and his "involvement" in it eventually came out.
I agree about Mark Jr.
If this forum had it's way Derek would have raped everyone on the square twice
Every week there was a "Derek raped Michael/Carol/Tanya" thread
Phils love for Shirley must have overwhelmed you
This is the funniest thread I'v seen on here in ages:D