Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 2)

twassington · 29/09/13 - 21:24

plunged her hands down smokey's

chinchin · 29/09/13 - 22:22

rather large wallet and grabbed

twassington · 29/09/13 - 22:39

his special fiver which he'd

chinchin · 29/09/13 - 22:46

secreted away within furtively. Anyhow

twassington · 29/09/13 - 23:03

said chinnock swiftly changing t'subject

farmer bob · 30/09/13 - 03:41

Hows about that_tenner you owe

twassington · 30/09/13 - 03:44

demanded bob demandingly, holding out

farmer bob · 30/09/13 - 03:50

a tremendously hairy palm upwards

twassington · 30/09/13 - 03:52

twass backed away rather nervously!

farmer bob · 30/09/13 - 03:53

holding a silver Cross aloft

twassington · 30/09/13 - 03:57

and waving holy water about

farmer bob · 30/09/13 - 04:02

the werewolf howled his fury

twassington · 30/09/13 - 04:02

and took a silver bullet

mcg3 · 30/09/13 - 18:03

right between his hairy cheeks

twassington · 30/09/13 - 18:16

which hurt his haemorhoids like

jzee · 30/09/13 - 21:20

the time he eat a vindaloo

mcg3 · 30/09/13 - 22:28

when explosions and fireworks were

twassington · 30/09/13 - 23:24

coming out of his hairy cheeks

jzee · 30/09/13 - 23:25

as well as human excreta.

twassington · 30/09/13 - 23:38

- well it would hardly be_inhuman

jzee · 01/10/13 - 00:12

indeed, indeed. Quite suddenly, the

smokeybacon · 01/10/13 - 01:10

very naughty George Osborne appeared

mcg3 · 01/10/13 - 01:31

rather sheepishly from Daves bedroom

jzee · 01/10/13 - 02:12

all dolled up with lippy

twassington · 01/10/13 - 02:17

and wearing some fake tits

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