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The male housemates and their doo-dahs

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I've not been following this year but normally there are rumours about who's packing and who is...lacking! We all know about Mark, but what was the goss on the others? :o:D

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,006
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    Bump!
  • swehsweh Posts: 13,665
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    I think the only "doo-dahs" that we ever got to see properly were Mark's and Tom's.

    I think Harry's was supposed to be fairly decent sized - some housemates saw it swishing around in his shorts when he was doing jumping jacks or something.

    Other than those three... no idea.
    Aden claimed he had a, was it nine inches one...? Which is mom confirmed in his BOTS interview? I dunno I cant remember, but talk about awkward!
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    sweh wrote: »
    I think the only "doo-dahs" that we ever got to see properly were Mark's and Tom's.

    I think Harry's was supposed to be fairly decent sized - some housemates saw it swishing around in his shorts when he was doing jumping jacks or something.

    Other than those three... no idea.
    Aden claimed he had a, was it nine inches one...? Which is mom confirmed in his BOTS interview? I dunno I cant remember, but talk about awkward!

    :eek:
  • Iggy's BoyIggy's Boy Posts: 3,321
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    Tom boasted that his was 'massive' on opening night. From what we've seen it's pretty decent sized but he is such a skinny, tiny little skeleton man that anything would look big against that backdrop.

    Mark famously bemoaned the small size of his penis. It was also apparently darker in colour than the rest of his body.

    Aaron was glimpsed showering naked and seemingly had nothing to be ashamed of. Above average in size I'd say.

    When Jay was shaving his hoop he covered his johnson with a white sports sock but, crucially it contained both his penis and ballbag so it's difficult to accurately surmise his penis size.

    Harry attempted to demonstrate to Mark the size of his penis by using his fingers to measure and holding them up, but this method of measuring is notoriously flawed as fingers can have a habit of moving apart to increase size. His todger was also witnessed flopping around inside his shorts, unsupported by pants. From its kinetic movement it seemed of average size and weight.

    Aden claimed on various occasions that his was 9 or 12 inches in length erect and said that its appearance had the effect of scaring girls. He was identified in the house as prone to exaggeration and tall tales.

    Anton unfortunately didn't have a penis.
  • ForGodsSakeForGodsSake Posts: 16,235
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    Iggy's Boy wrote: »
    Tom boasted that his was 'massive' on opening night. From what we've seen it's pretty decent sized but he is such a skinny, tiny little skeleton man that anything would look big against that backdrop.

    Mark famously bemoaned the small size of his penis. It was also apparently darker in colour than the rest of his body.

    Aaron was glimpsed showering naked and seemingly had nothing to be ashamed of. Above average in size I'd say.

    When Jay was shaving his hoop he covered his johnson with a white sports sock but, crucially it contained both his penis and ballbag so it's difficult to accurately surmise his penis size.

    Harry attempted to demonstrate to Mark the size of his penis by using his fingers to measure and holding them up, but this method of measuring is notoriously flawed as fingers can have a habit of moving apart to increase size. His todger was also witnessed flopping around inside his shorts, unsupported by pants. From its kinetic movement it seemed of average size and weight.

    Aden claimed on various occasions that his was 9 or 12 inches in length erect and said that its appearance had the effect of scaring girls. He was identified in the house as prone to exaggeration and tall tales.

    Anton unfortunately didn't have a penis.

    hahaha....quality !
    Best post of the day ! :D
  • Truth TellerTruth Teller Posts: 9,126
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    Iggy's Boy wrote: »
    Tom boasted that his was 'massive' on opening night. From what we've seen it's pretty decent sized but he is such a skinny, tiny little skeleton man that anything would look big against that backdrop.

    Mark famously bemoaned the small size of his penis. It was also apparently darker in colour than the rest of his body.

    Aaron was glimpsed showering naked and seemingly had nothing to be ashamed of. Above average in size I'd say.

    When Jay was shaving his hoop he covered his johnson with a white sports sock but, crucially it contained both his penis and ballbag so it's difficult to accurately surmise his penis size.

    Harry attempted to demonstrate to Mark the size of his penis by using his fingers to measure and holding them up, but this method of measuring is notoriously flawed as fingers can have a habit of moving apart to increase size. His todger was also witnessed flopping around inside his shorts, unsupported by pants. From its kinetic movement it seemed of average size and weight.

    Aden claimed on various occasions that his was 9 or 12 inches in length erect and said that its appearance had the effect of scaring girls. He was identified in the house as prone to exaggeration and tall tales.

    Anton unfortunately didn't have a penis.

    Thanks for the laugh:D
  • CHARMER1CHARMER1 Posts: 9,026
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    Oh dear. They did have about size on Bots one night I think Aaron said his was 6" and the man with the beard said that was average but the likes of Anton, Adan and Jay all said about 8 - 10 which I really do question.

    So, there you go. strange that they would have to put that on their application to get into BB. How embarrassing.
  • LuxrayLuxray Posts: 13,963
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    Iggy's Boy wrote: »
    Tom boasted that his was 'massive' on opening night. From what we've seen it's pretty decent sized but he is such a skinny, tiny little skeleton man that anything would look big against that backdrop.

    Mark famously bemoaned the small size of his penis. It was also apparently darker in colour than the rest of his body.

    Aaron was glimpsed showering naked and seemingly had nothing to be ashamed of. Above average in size I'd say.

    When Jay was shaving his hoop he covered his johnson with a white sports sock but, crucially it contained both his penis and ballbag so it's difficult to accurately surmise his penis size.

    Harry attempted to demonstrate to Mark the size of his penis by using his fingers to measure and holding them up, but this method of measuring is notoriously flawed as fingers can have a habit of moving apart to increase size. His todger was also witnessed flopping around inside his shorts, unsupported by pants. From its kinetic movement it seemed of average size and weight.

    Aden claimed on various occasions that his was 9 or 12 inches in length erect and said that its appearance had the effect of scaring girls. He was identified in the house as prone to exaggeration and tall tales.

    Anton unfortunately didn't have a penis.

    Thanks for this post, particularly the part in bold print. :D
  • MRSgotobedMRSgotobed Posts: 3,851
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    But they are wearing them on their heads for us all to see.
  • xynariaxynaria Posts: 24,309
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    Iggy's Boy wrote: »
    Mark famously bemoaned the small size of his penis. It was also apparently darker in colour than the rest of his body.

    Quite possibly a transplant then !!!!!! :eek:
    When Jay was shaving his hoop he covered his johnson with a white sports sock but, crucially it contained both his penis and ballbag so it's difficult to accurately surmise his penis size.
    Quite possibly not usable as a ruler then
  • Helen90Helen90 Posts: 4,128
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    Iggy's Boy wrote: »
    Tom boasted that his was 'massive' on opening night. From what we've seen it's pretty decent sized but he is such a skinny, tiny little skeleton man that anything would look big against that backdrop.

    Mark famously bemoaned the small size of his penis. It was also apparently darker in colour than the rest of his body.

    Aaron was glimpsed showering naked and seemingly had nothing to be ashamed of. Above average in size I'd say.

    When Jay was shaving his hoop he covered his johnson with a white sports sock but, crucially it contained both his penis and ballbag so it's difficult to accurately surmise his penis size.

    Harry attempted to demonstrate to Mark the size of his penis by using his fingers to measure and holding them up, but this method of measuring is notoriously flawed as fingers can have a habit of moving apart to increase size. His todger was also witnessed flopping around inside his shorts, unsupported by pants. From its kinetic movement it seemed of average size and weight.

    Aden claimed on various occasions that his was 9 or 12 inches in length erect and said that its appearance had the effect of scaring girls. He was identified in the house as prone to exaggeration and tall tales.

    Anton unfortunately didn't have a penis.

    jesus christ you've definitely given this a good thought, love it :D:D
  • docmandocman Posts: 5,024
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    Go to the blog of casperfan and he has the relevnt videos. I would say Aaron was packing what is known as "a baby's arm".
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    Iggy's Boy wrote: »
    Tom boasted that his was 'massive' on opening night. From what we've seen it's pretty decent sized but he is such a skinny, tiny little skeleton man that anything would look big against that backdrop.

    Mark famously bemoaned the small size of his penis. It was also apparently darker in colour than the rest of his body.

    Aaron was glimpsed showering naked and seemingly had nothing to be ashamed of. Above average in size I'd say.

    When Jay was shaving his hoop he covered his johnson with a white sports sock but, crucially it contained both his penis and ballbag so it's difficult to accurately surmise his penis size.

    Harry attempted to demonstrate to Mark the size of his penis by using his fingers to measure and holding them up, but this method of measuring is notoriously flawed as fingers can have a habit of moving apart to increase size. His todger was also witnessed flopping around inside his shorts, unsupported by pants. From its kinetic movement it seemed of average size and weight.

    Aden claimed on various occasions that his was 9 or 12 inches in length erect and said that its appearance had the effect of scaring girls. He was identified in the house as prone to exaggeration and tall tales.

    Anton unfortunately didn't have a penis.

    LOL, so you didn't really notice this year then :D
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    Iggy's Boy wrote: »
    Tom boasted that his was 'massive' on opening night. From what we've seen it's pretty decent sized but he is such a skinny, tiny little skeleton man that anything would look big against that backdrop.

    Mark famously bemoaned the small size of his penis. It was also apparently darker in colour than the rest of his body.

    Aaron was glimpsed showering naked and seemingly had nothing to be ashamed of. Above average in size I'd say.

    When Jay was shaving his hoop he covered his johnson with a white sports sock but, crucially it contained both his penis and ballbag so it's difficult to accurately surmise his penis size.

    Harry attempted to demonstrate to Mark the size of his penis by using his fingers to measure and holding them up, but this method of measuring is notoriously flawed as fingers can have a habit of moving apart to increase size. His todger was also witnessed flopping around inside his shorts, unsupported by pants. From its kinetic movement it seemed of average size and weight.

    Aden claimed on various occasions that his was 9 or 12 inches in length erect and said that its appearance had the effect of scaring girls. He was identified in the house as prone to exaggeration and tall tales.

    Anton unfortunately didn't have a penis.

    PMSL !!!!!!! :D:D:D

    Hilarious LOL :D
  • psychmedpsychmed Posts: 5,515
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    Iggy's Boy wrote: »
    Tom boasted that his was 'massive' on opening night. From what we've seen it's pretty decent sized but he is such a skinny, tiny little skeleton man that anything would look big against that backdrop.

    Mark famously bemoaned the small size of his penis. It was also apparently darker in colour than the rest of his body.

    Aaron was glimpsed showering naked and seemingly had nothing to be ashamed of. Above average in size I'd say.

    When Jay was shaving his hoop he covered his johnson with a white sports sock but, crucially it contained both his penis and ballbag so it's difficult to accurately surmise his penis size.

    Harry attempted to demonstrate to Mark the size of his penis by using his fingers to measure and holding them up, but this method of measuring is notoriously flawed as fingers can have a habit of moving apart to increase size. His todger was also witnessed flopping around inside his shorts, unsupported by pants. From its kinetic movement it seemed of average size and weight.

    Aden claimed on various occasions that his was 9 or 12 inches in length erect and said that its appearance had the effect of scaring girls. He was identified in the house as prone to exaggeration and tall tales.

    Anton unfortunately didn't have a penis.

    Great post very funny :D
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    Iggy's Boy wrote: »
    Tom boasted that his was 'massive' on opening night. From what we've seen it's pretty decent sized but he is such a skinny, tiny little skeleton man that anything would look big against that backdrop.

    Mark famously bemoaned the small size of his penis. It was also apparently darker in colour than the rest of his body.

    Aaron was glimpsed showering naked and seemingly had nothing to be ashamed of. Above average in size I'd say.

    When Jay was shaving his hoop he covered his johnson with a white sports sock but, crucially it contained both his penis and ballbag so it's difficult to accurately surmise his penis size.

    Harry attempted to demonstrate to Mark the size of his penis by using his fingers to measure and holding them up, but this method of measuring is notoriously flawed as fingers can have a habit of moving apart to increase size. His todger was also witnessed flopping around inside his shorts, unsupported by pants. From its kinetic movement it seemed of average size and weight.

    Aden claimed on various occasions that his was 9 or 12 inches in length erect and said that its appearance had the effect of scaring girls. He was identified in the house as prone to exaggeration and tall tales.

    Anton unfortunately didn't have a penis.

    post of the day. :D
  • Iggy's BoyIggy's Boy Posts: 3,321
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    Thanks guys! :)
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    Iggy's Boy wrote: »
    Tom boasted that his was 'massive' on opening night. From what we've seen it's pretty decent sized but he is such a skinny, tiny little skeleton man that anything would look big against that backdrop.

    Mark famously bemoaned the small size of his penis. It was also apparently darker in colour than the rest of his body.

    Aaron was glimpsed showering naked and seemingly had nothing to be ashamed of. Above average in size I'd say.

    When Jay was shaving his hoop he covered his johnson with a white sports sock but, crucially it contained both his penis and ballbag so it's difficult to accurately surmise his penis size.

    Harry attempted to demonstrate to Mark the size of his penis by using his fingers to measure and holding them up, but this method of measuring is notoriously flawed as fingers can have a habit of moving apart to increase size. His todger was also witnessed flopping around inside his shorts, unsupported by pants. From its kinetic movement it seemed of average size and weight.

    Aden claimed on various occasions that his was 9 or 12 inches in length erect and said that its appearance had the effect of scaring girls. He was identified in the house as prone to exaggeration and tall tales.

    Anton unfortunately didn't have a penis.

    I loved this ^^^ :cool:
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    Iggy's Boy wrote: »
    Tom boasted that his was 'massive' on opening night. From what we've seen it's pretty decent sized but he is such a skinny, tiny little skeleton man that anything would look big against that backdrop.

    Mark famously bemoaned the small size of his penis. It was also apparently darker in colour than the rest of his body.

    Aaron was glimpsed showering naked and seemingly had nothing to be ashamed of. Above average in size I'd say.

    When Jay was shaving his hoop he covered his johnson with a white sports sock but, crucially it contained both his penis and ballbag so it's difficult to accurately surmise his penis size.

    Harry attempted to demonstrate to Mark the size of his penis by using his fingers to measure and holding them up, but this method of measuring is notoriously flawed as fingers can have a habit of moving apart to increase size. His todger was also witnessed flopping around inside his shorts, unsupported by pants. From its kinetic movement it seemed of average size and weight.

    Aden claimed on various occasions that his was 9 or 12 inches in length erect and said that its appearance had the effect of scaring girls. He was identified in the house as prone to exaggeration and tall tales.

    Anton unfortunately didn't have a penis.

    I love the attention to detail in this post:D
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