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    Super FrogSuper Frog Posts: 11,480
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    Face like chewed toffee.

    Or one of my favourite Thick of It lines, "a face like Dot Cotton licking piss off a nettle."
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,606
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    #28
    kippeh wrote: »
    ...been set on fire and put out with a shovel.

    I see you that and raise you.......

    ....been set on fire and put out with a bicycle chain.

    Or as someone on Twitter gloriously said about Gordon Ramsay today....

    ......like a bereaved ballbag.

    :D:eek::D:eek::D
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    grantus_maxgrantus_max Posts: 2,744
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    #29
    A face like a sack of b****rds...
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    blitzben85blitzben85 Posts: 3,020
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    sodavlac wrote: »
    bag of spanners


    ETA: plasterer's radio (although that means something different)

    :D Love it
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    cjsmummycjsmummy Posts: 11,079
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    #31
    Melted welly.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 555
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    #32
    I've had a few encounters where I've left people with a face like a painter's radio.
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    BadLadAshBadLadAsh Posts: 28,493
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    Scott_P wrote: »
    a mate of mine once said after a night out that he had "eyes like a sheeps ****"

    Eyes like piss-holes in snow :D
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    Archie DukeArchie Duke Posts: 1,610
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    #34
    You are all very beastly, I can't help it, I was born this way.
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    sandydunesandydune Posts: 10,986
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    A face like a young Ronan Keating.
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    Slarti BartfastSlarti Bartfast Posts: 6,607
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    #36
    sodavlac wrote: »
    bag of spanners


    ETA: plasterer's radio (although that means something different)

    *spits coffee onto keyboard* :D
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    Slarti BartfastSlarti Bartfast Posts: 6,607
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    MissPinotGrigio wrote: »
    I see you that and raise you.......

    ....been set on fire and put out with a bicycle chain.

    Or as someone on Twitter gloriously said about Gordon Ramsay today....

    ......like a bereaved ballbag.

    :D:eek::D:eek::D
    That reminds me of Gordon Ramsey's description of Anthony Worrall Thompson... Like a squashed Bee Gee.
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    November_RainNovember_Rain Posts: 9,145
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    #38
    cjsmummy wrote: »
    Melted welly.

    I misread that for a second. :o
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,606
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    Archie Duke wrote: »
    You are all very beastly, I can't help it, I was born this way.

    I have every right, I look like a supermodel with cheekbones you could cut a steak with.
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    Jon OJon O Posts: 1,687
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    a face only a mother could love
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    Hobbit FeetHobbit Feet Posts: 18,798
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    Pistol Whip wrote: »
    ....robber's dog

    I was looking for this one

    must be a northern thing
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    BoselectaBoselecta Posts: 1,640
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    DaisyBumbleroot wrote: »
    Like the back end of a bus

    Dunno if it's been subverted over time but that was usually associated with an "arse" and not a "face" in my day.
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    Bedlam_maidBedlam_maid Posts: 5,922
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    #43
    - a bulldog chewing a thistle
    - a rat-catchers mallet
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    JumbobonesJumbobones Posts: 1,814
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    #44
    "Jack Dee, with your face like a neglected radish, like a cowboy's crack, like a forgotten tunnel..."
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    JumbobonesJumbobones Posts: 1,814
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    #45
    Your face is like an abandoned walnut.

    Like a doomed horse
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    JumbobonesJumbobones Posts: 1,814
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    #46
    Like a bankrupt pug
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    JumbobonesJumbobones Posts: 1,814
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    #47
    Jack, with your face like a damp cushion
    like a crate of horrible memories
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    macsmurraymacsmurray Posts: 2,134
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    #48
    ..the north end of a southbound cow

    ..a bulldog licking piss off a nettle
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    JumbobonesJumbobones Posts: 1,814
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    #49
    abandoned greenhouse
    disused slot
    knackered puffin
    hard boiled bollock
    needless comment

    Jack, with your face like a grieving cod
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    JumbobonesJumbobones Posts: 1,814
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    #50
    Jack Dee, with your face like a gloomy Welsh monument
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    JumbobonesJumbobones Posts: 1,814
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    #51
    Jack, with your face like a fire-damaged doily. Like a world-weary onion
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