Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)

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  • HaloJoeHaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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    Yes mam.

    *nils down*

    :p

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    Non existent.
  • BirdyBeeBirdyBee Posts: 1,528
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    Too little too late.

    Inconsequential. Utterly naught.
  • HaloJoeHaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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    :(

    nullità.
  • BirdyBeeBirdyBee Posts: 1,528
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    Indeed. Nada.

    That just about sums up the sexiness of our FMs.

    Happy Birthday btw gorgeous. Woop!

    *blows kiss*

    One of these days you might be almost half as sexy as me. Maybe. If you're very lucky. ;)
  • HaloJoeHaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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    Thanks gorgeous ;) Wooooooowhooooooo.

    I'm hoping against hope that i will, one day, become your equal in the land of sexiness, maybe even join you on the throne ;)

    Obviously i could never overtake you, that goes without saying.

    (by George i think he's got it ^^^^)

    Unfortunately the 'inferior' ones :rolleyes: Shall try, but never to any avail!
  • BirdyBeeBirdyBee Posts: 1,528
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    This throne was made for my adorable butt cheeks.

    But you may sit at my delicately beautiful feet. And I will allow you to be the penultimate person to post.

    Then we shall retire to my queendom where you can worship me for ever more. How glorious for you. You are extremely fortunate thanks to my goodwill. No need to thank me. I'm a very generous person. :)

    I know you will spend your birthday praising my existence. As is appropriate and correct. You're not some selfish unsexy person who would think this day is anything about you. ;)
  • HaloJoeHaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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    BirdyBee wrote: »
    This throne was made for my adorable butt cheeks.

    But you may sit at my delicately beautiful feet. And I will allow you to be the penultimate person to post.

    Then we shall retire to my queendom where you can worship me for ever more. How glorious for you. You are extremely fortunate thanks to my goodwill. No need to thank me. I'm a very generous person. :)

    I know you will spend your birthday praising my existence. As is appropriate and correct. You're not some selfish unsexy person who would think this day is anything about you. ;)

    BIB - I just can't say what i was about too, not in public anyway :p

    Oh, but Birdy, EVERYDAY is all about you, that's only right and proper. One shall not get ahead of ones self and think this day (ones Birthday), or any other day for that matter should be anything but revolving you, and you only (like everyday should be).

    There IS need to thank you, and that shall be done in the queendom. Actions speak louder than words, i'm sure the queen shall be most satisfied ;)
  • chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,669
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    Morning losers :D:p
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,146
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    You tell that deluded pair of donuts, chins! Sexy only in their imaginations, unlike us. *smirks smugly*

    Would you care to share my throne for ten minutes, chins...before you clean the silver and polish my 500 pairs of sexy shoes?
  • MartinRosenMartinRosen Posts: 33,063
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    BirdyBee wrote: »
    This throne was made for my adorable butt cheeks.

    ..and here they are !
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,146
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    ..and here they are !

    I see you are being kind to Birdy, Martin - gent that you are....hers are much flabbier than that and considerably larger :eek:
  • MartinRosenMartinRosen Posts: 33,063
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    I see you are being kind to Birdy, Martin - gent that you are....hers are much flabbier than that and considerably larger :eek:

    What more like yours ? :D:D
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,146
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    What more like yours ? :D:D

    Don't be ridiculous Martin. My ass is my best asset :p:p

    Sexy, round, firm.....what is known as a bodaceous ass :p
  • MartinRosenMartinRosen Posts: 33,063
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    Sexy, round, firm.....what is known as a bodaceous ass :p

    Well there is something about you that is fat and flabby, as I notice it blocks out the sun when you walk past !
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,146
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    Well there is something about you that is fat and flabby, as I notice it blocks out the sun when you walk past !

    :eek: Melanie and Titania are not FAT or FLABBY Martin, they are full and round and plumptious like all good titties are...lean scrawny ones are not sexy!! I could put Nigella's floury baps in the shade, quite literally :D
  • MartinRosenMartinRosen Posts: 33,063
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    :eek: Melanie and Titania are not FAT or FLABBY Martin, they are full and round and plumptious like all good titties are...lean scrawny ones are not sexy!! I could put Nigella's floury baps in the shade, quite literally :D

    If you can put Nigella's in the shade, they are obviously too big !!
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,146
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    If you can put Nigella's in the shade, they are obviously too big !!

    Nonsense! 38DD is the perfect size :cool: Besides, I am going swimming later and they are the perfect flotation device :p
  • smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    Good grief! The thread is absolutely awash :eek:

    Did one of you...ahem......larger persons jump in the swimming pool again? :rolleyes:

    "Grabs mop and bucket......mutter....mutter ....
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,146
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    :rolleyes: I'll have you know I was one of the smaller wimmin in the pool this afternoon....there were some proper heffalumps :eek:

    I am totally looking sexy in gym trousers and a Jimi Hendrix T shirt! :cool: I know how the rock the sporty look :D
  • The_SleeperThe_Sleeper Posts: 200,441
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    HaloJoe wrote: »
    :(

    nullità.

    Happy Birthday Jose Babe :)
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,146
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    Is it Halo's biffday? Happy Birthday you unsexy thing :D
  • The_SleeperThe_Sleeper Posts: 200,441
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    Is it Halo's biffday? Happy Birthday you unsexy thing :D

    Yeah, it tells you @ the bottom of the forun threads :p:D
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,146
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    Yeah, it tells you @ the bottom of the forun threads :p:D

    I've never looked :o:o:D
  • HaloJoeHaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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    Haha, thanks you unsexy lot :p

    I'm now about to get extremely drunk ;)
  • The_SleeperThe_Sleeper Posts: 200,441
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    HaloJoe wrote: »
    Haha, thanks you unsexy lot :p

    I'm now about to get extremely drunk ;)

    Nowt sexy about that, 7 days a week ...... Jose Babe :p
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