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Monkeys banned from eating bananas

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-25728179

This is just stupid . I'm not against zoos at all, but this meddling has to stop .

Monkeys have been eating bananas since the dawn of time , but the do-gooding conservationists say bananas are too sugary :eek:

When I go to the zoo I want to see a monkey eat a banana , not a muesli bar or a rivita >:(:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,606
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    klendathu wrote: »
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-25728179

    This is just stupid . I'm not against zoos at all, but this meddling has to stop .

    Monkeys have been eating bananas since the dawn of time , but the do-gooding conservationists say bananas are too sugary :eek:

    When I go to the zoo I want to see a monkey eat a banana , not a muesli bar or a rivita >:(:D

    It's bullsh!t, that. Next thing "Dr" Gillian McKeith will be insisting they eat aduki bean stew and the Daily Mail will be insistent they eat quinoa, edamame beans and superfood salad.

    Get 'em a bleedin' KFC, that'll keep 'em happy. And a banana split.
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    exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    klendathu wrote: »
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-25728179

    This is just stupid . I'm not against zoos at all, but this meddling has to stop .

    Monkeys have been eating bananas since the dawn of time , but the do-gooding conservationists say bananas are too sugary :eek:

    When I go to the zoo I want to see a monkey eat a banana , not a muesli bar or a rivita >:(:D

    True but according to the link the ones they are getting have been cultivated for human consumption and are too sugary.

    IMO they should go back to tea and cakes like in the PG tips ads.
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    1Mickey1Mickey Posts: 10,427
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    I think its odd but in fairness, I know 4 diabetics and they've all been advised to steer clear of bananas for that same reason.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,133
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    I thought a banana was a banana . The only way it's not a banana if it's been genetically engineered or modified.

    Sort of like a Frankenbanana
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,138
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    I believe they love onions
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    PrincessTTPrincessTT Posts: 4,300
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    Amy Plowman, head of conservation, said that is because they are too ripe for monkeys and can cause gastrointestinal problems.

    Would it not just make sense to give them less ripe bananas then...
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,606
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    klendathu wrote: »
    I thought a banana was a banana . The only way it's not a banana if it's been genetically engineered or modified.

    Sort of like a Frankenbanana

    Sounds like one of Ann Summers' Halloween-themed products. :)
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    Chris FrostChris Frost Posts: 11,022
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    IMO they should go back to tea and cakes like in the PG tips ads.
    Lol

    Give 'em a piano to play (or shift) as well.
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    PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    What if the monkeys slip on the banana skin to comedic effect and cause the viewing public a laughing injury.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 776
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    Lol

    Give 'em a piano to play (or shift) as well.

    Do you know "The piano is on my foot?"

    You hum is son and i'll play it.
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    NilremNilrem Posts: 6,940
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    klendathu wrote: »
    I thought a banana was a banana . The only way it's not a banana if it's been genetically engineered or modified.

    Sort of like a Frankenbanana

    We've been selectively cultivating crops for specific tastes/looks for years.

    It doesn't take too long to get a cop comprised of almost entirely sweeter fruit/veg if you want that characteristic, and only plant the seeds from the ones that fit your requirements.


    Also as has been mentioned if the monkeys in the wild tend to eat the banana's when they are less ripe, then there will likely be less sugar in those than ripe ones (Elephants in some parts of the world have learned that eating certain over ripe fruit off the ground will give them a buzz, as the fruit has started fermenting and converting the sugars to alcohol).
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    grantus_maxgrantus_max Posts: 2,744
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    klendathu wrote: »
    I thought a banana was a banana . The only way it's not a banana if it's been genetically engineered or modified.

    Sort of like a Frankenbanana

    Yep - all the bananas you see in the shops have been developed specifically with human consumption in mind.

    Bearing that in mind, I'd tend to take the word of an expert regarding the dietary requirements of the animals in his or her care over the misguided opinions of 'someone on the internet' who wibbles on about 'do-gooding-conservationists' as if that's some kind of valid argument.
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    McMahauldMcMahauld Posts: 1,257
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    Nilrem wrote: »
    It doesn't take too long to get a cop comprised of almost entirely sweeter fruit/veg

    Like this > > > RESULT
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    McMahauldMcMahauld Posts: 1,257
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    If the monkeys don't like it, they can go back to their own country.
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    priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    I love monkeys :) They should give it to them as a treat, if it is too sugary and not good for them then I think it's a good thing.
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    Neil5234Neil5234 Posts: 1,515
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    Fruit bred for human consumption, what a load of crap, fruit is fruit and fruit in the wild is exactly the same as fruit in supermarkets.
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    SegaGamerSegaGamer Posts: 29,076
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    This world is pathetic, it's bad enough that they are trying to control what we eat, now they are doing the same to the animals.
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    CLL DodgeCLL Dodge Posts: 116,032
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    Only monkeys native to Indomalaya should be fed bananas.

    Other species should be fed the food-types native to their original habitat.
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    FizixFizix Posts: 16,932
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    PrincessTT wrote: »
    Would it not just make sense to give them less ripe bananas then...

    That would make far too much sense.
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    NilremNilrem Posts: 6,940
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    Neil5234 wrote: »
    Fruit bred for human consumption, what a load of crap, fruit is fruit and fruit in the wild is exactly the same as fruit in supermarkets.

    I'm not sure if you're serious or not.

    Fruit (and almost any crop) that is farmed for human consumption has been chosen and grown with things like yield, colour, flavour and speed of growth in mind since the at least the Egyptians.

    What we eat, as bought or grown specifically for humans is a long way from what it was originally as we've wanted the crops to be more reliable, and tastier for thousands of years*.

    So a banana in the wild can be very different to what you, or I would be able to easily get from the green grocer.



    *Things like tomatoes are often grown hydroponically now, from one of a handful of varieties that have been bred specifically to create a strain that can be grown rapidly in such a manner, with a fairly uniform colour/size/size.
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    grantus_maxgrantus_max Posts: 2,744
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    Nilrem wrote: »
    I'm not sure if you're serious or not.

    Fruit (and almost any crop) that is farmed for human consumption has been chosen and grown with things like yield, colour, flavour and speed of growth in mind since the at least the Egyptians.

    What we eat, as bought or grown specifically for humans is a long way from what it was originally as we've wanted the crops to be more reliable, and tastier for thousands of years*.

    So a banana in the wild can be very different to what you, or I would be able to easily get from the green grocer.



    *Things like tomatoes are often grown hydroponically now, from one of a handful of varieties that have been bred specifically to create a strain that can be grown rapidly in such a manner, with a fairly uniform colour/size/size.

    Come on Nilrem, get with the program. You can't argue with an Internet expert with nothing but facts and figures...
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,133
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    Yep - all the bananas you see in the shops have been developed specifically with human consumption in mind.

    Bearing that in mind, I'd tend to take the word of an expert regarding the dietary requirements of the animals in his or her care over the misguided opinions of 'someone on the internet' who wibbles on about 'do-gooding-conservationists' as if that's some kind of valid argument.


    Is there any need to be so abrasive in your post :confused:

    Maybe you would benefit from some happy pills.

    Or a sugary banana :p
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    exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    Neil5234 wrote: »
    Fruit bred for human consumption, what a load of crap, fruit is fruit and fruit in the wild is exactly the same as fruit in supermarkets.

    Lol ok :D
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    Jane Doh!Jane Doh! Posts: 43,307
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    Neil5234 wrote: »
    Fruit bred for human consumption, what a load of crap, fruit is fruit and fruit in the wild is exactly the same as fruit in supermarkets.

    It actually isn't so the animal welfare experts have a point.
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    sodavlacsodavlac Posts: 10,607
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    Neil5234 wrote: »
    Fruit bred for human consumption, what a load of crap, fruit is fruit and fruit in the wild is exactly the same as fruit in supermarkets.

    I've never seen a banana that looks like this in the supermarket.
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