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Favorite lines in Only Fools and Horses
bryemycaz
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I know the series is overkill on Gold but if like me you ignore those and not watched it for a while. You can really enjoy some of the jokes and lines again.
Some of my faves.
Man: It's Gone Midnight. Del: Well go back to bed then!
Rodney: You will have to shout louder than that del he's halway to germany Del: Denzil Nicht Byen Dem.
Uncle Albert: What did you buy that think for (Deep sea diving suit. Del: It was a suprise present for yopu so you could go down and visit all the ships that you sailed in.
Rodney: Shes 40 (woman hes going out with Del: 40 Shes even to old for me. Grandad: Well I'd have to think twice.
Del: Some people get wise men bearing gifts. We get a wally with a disease.
Del: Which way to Holland? Oil Rig Worker: It's over there.
Special mention goes to this scene though with Uncle Albert.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdZLOyOmA-A
Some of my faves.
Man: It's Gone Midnight. Del: Well go back to bed then!
Rodney: You will have to shout louder than that del he's halway to germany Del: Denzil Nicht Byen Dem.
Uncle Albert: What did you buy that think for (Deep sea diving suit. Del: It was a suprise present for yopu so you could go down and visit all the ships that you sailed in.
Rodney: Shes 40 (woman hes going out with Del: 40 Shes even to old for me. Grandad: Well I'd have to think twice.
Del: Some people get wise men bearing gifts. We get a wally with a disease.
Del: Which way to Holland? Oil Rig Worker: It's over there.
Special mention goes to this scene though with Uncle Albert.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdZLOyOmA-A
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Raquel: We saw it through to the death. Please Welease Me, Congwatulations. and the Gween Gween Gwass of Home.
Rodney: and that was followed by a medley of Wok And Woll.
Rodney: No, he's never done anything like that.
That's one of my favs too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svuPbOHWF-M
"Groooovy !"
Granddad - 'Well....that was the best time to do it.'
Classic
Rodney talking to Trig: Where ever I lay my hat that's my home. Cause that's the sort of guy I am
Trig: Yer... You got a hat now then have ya Dave
Uncle Albert: I can speak german, picked it up in the war son.
Del : Go on then ask her for her name
Uncle Albert :Vot is your name?
Del: Vot is your name! Is he winding me up?
This.:D:D:D
I always prefered Grandad to Albert.
Ghandi!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utWPpv4LUNM
Jimmy Savile!
Trig "Some soldiers"
And Trig with his broom . The same one he'd always had . So many handles and so many brushes?
Indeed, this one was a great one to.
Rodney: Were going into the self catering holiday trade. Del: What on £200 thats not a lot. Rodney: Were Starting in a small way. Grandad: What you got a Wendy House.
http://youtu.be/s1VNNbSYdt0
They all go back to Del's flat for drink and to remember the school days.
Del reminisces over the photos of the old school football team and cannot recall the name of the 'Italian boy.'
'We Boycie in goal, Chopper Harris in midfield, me up front. We had team spirit. We had camaraderie.'
Trigger: 'Was that the Italian Boy?'
We're big fans of Ford Capris in our house and so maybe that one doesn't tickle most people as much as it does me, but it's definitely my favourite line
Unfortunately it hardly ever appears on YouTube, and when it does, it doesn't last long before it's removed for some reason.
Its Sidney Potter
Rodney: It's canard.
Del: You can say that again bruv!
Classic.