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  25/01/08 - 10:29 #27

  Sheila - "There are people on the other side of that wall having sex right now!"

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  25/01/08 - 11:43 #28

  Lillian on Al Queda -
  
  'I'm not being racist but they're a fu**ing nightmare, them lot'

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  25/01/08 - 12:11 #29

  Frank to Norma:
  
  "F*ck off Shrek"

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• the cheese Posts: 125

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  25/01/08 - 12:15 #30

  "Nipples" - Frank Gallagher in the baby clinic

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  25/01/08 - 20:39 #31

  Frank to the goldfish.
  
  Now you know what I feel like... quit whingeing, drink more.

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  29/01/08 - 22:26 #32

  Sex on the beach? - How about a punch!

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  29/01/08 - 22:45 #33

  "You haven't got f***ing arthritis!!!"

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  30/01/08 - 00:32 #34

  Rubbing oil into blokes back, in the limo..
  
  "what the F**k you doing?"
  
  "Can't you see the mans sunBURNT, Bast**d Ozone!"
  
  lol lol lol lol lol lol

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  01/02/08 - 14:49 #35

  that was class, i saw it in the trailer and wondered what would happen !

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  01/02/08 - 15:39 #36

  Bonny1 wrote: »

  Rubbing oil into blokes back, in the limo..
  
  "what the F**k you doing?"
  
  "Can't you see the mans sunBURNT, Bast**d Ozone!"
  
  lol lol lol lol lol lol

  
  LMAO that was a classic!! I love Mickey!!

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  01/02/08 - 15:42 #37

  An old one but Mimi (about Lip) 'theres more than one way to skin a c*nt' - classic

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  03/02/08 - 21:02 #38

  GarryMc wrote: »

  Mimi: "I'm a fat f*ck. I'm a f*cking fat f*cker".

  
  Agreed

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  03/02/08 - 21:20 #39

  When Frank was seeing the younger version of himself and he said "You ain't the one being stalked by the ghost of christmas ****ing past"

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  03/02/08 - 23:18 #40

  lillian: someone's just asked for a pint of tweezers
  ian: no, a pint & 2 e's!
  
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  mimi: im a bullimic who can't stand vomit

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  03/02/08 - 23:23 #41

  Debbie after arguing with frank,
  ''so dont piss on my leg and tell me its raining''

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  05/02/08 - 21:53 #42

  frank "scatter"

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  05/02/08 - 22:19 #43

  Think it was in the first episode when Veronica said "I almost wet myself, actually, I did a bit".

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  05/02/08 - 22:49 #44

  Sheila, when tentively approaching Norma 'Hello, Mr Lesbian'.

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  12/02/08 - 22:08 #45

  Frank's latest one: "Oh F*** its Bo Selecta Im having a bad dream"

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  12/02/08 - 22:17 #46

  Lip when Marty got a job as a traffic warden--
  "First time i've ever heard a traffic warden call a motorist a c*nt"
  classic

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  12/02/08 - 22:18 #47

  i loved it when norma was trying to win monica back and she had put on lipstick and proudly told monica the shade was "fanny pink", when monica picked up the lipstick she rolled her eyes and sed "its fancy pink norma" i actually nearly weed my pants!!

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  12/02/08 - 22:27 #48

  the monologue at the end of this one Lillian does is quite funny when she starts on about Hilda Ogden lol

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  12/02/08 - 22:29 #49

  "you stole a wheel chair just so you could get out on antenatel classes?"
  
  frank -on his back in rubbish "yes"

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  13/02/08 - 08:47 #50

  Copper to Lillian:
  
  "What were doing in the area of the robbery then?"
  
  "I was going to the chemist on a condom run for the girls"

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  13/02/08 - 13:04 #51

  Woman in shop: "What's a douche?"
  Lillian: "It's like a mouthwash but for yer fanny!"

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