'A Catch 22 Situation' and other annoying expressions.

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  • bluebladeblueblade Posts: 88,859
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    JazzyP wrote: »
    to cold for snow. I really hate that phrase

    Yes, especially as it's untrue.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 258
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    Having never read the book I try not to use this expression, but plenty of people do use it, most of whom I'd wager have never read the book - or even know it's a book! (Most recently heard, Ally McCoist on A Question of Sport. :rolleyes:)

    Do you use this expression and if so, is it because you've read the book or merely because everyone else seems to say it?

    Are there any other expressions that equate to nails on a blackboard for you?

    "nails on a blackboard"
  • Millie MuppetMillie Muppet Posts: 6,853
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    mr_d wrote: »
    "nails on a blackboard"


    I have to admit, I was waiting for that. :p
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 249
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    "I could care less"
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 949
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    "fuk you muthafuker". Why would some fuk their mother?
  • SgtRockSgtRock Posts: 11,303
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    'a ball-park figure' :rolleyes:

    I heard someone on the phone today saying they "need to ballpark a figure". So there you have it...ballpark is now apparently a verb.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,225
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    SgtRock wrote: »
    I heard someone on the phone today saying they "need to ballpark a figure". So there you have it...ballpark is now apparently a verb.[/QUOTE

    To me it doesn't make sense to say ballpark figure for a rough estimate, because whenever I've been to a sporting event the announcer has given a precise figure for the attendance.:confused: I've never heard some one announce that the attendance for the match was about 40,000 give or take!:D
  • SmoojSmooj Posts: 1,061
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    SgtRock wrote: »
    I heard someone on the phone today saying they "need to ballpark a figure". So there you have it...ballpark is now apparently a verb.

    To me it doesn't make sense to say ballpark figure for a rough estimate, because whenever I've been to a sporting event the announcer has given a precise figure for the attendance.:confused: I've never heard some one announce that the attendance for the match was about 40,000 give or take!:D


    It's not really to do with attendance figures for the ballpark stadium though. It's more that the estimated figure is not exact but not too far from what the exact figure would be.
    So it is 'in the ballpark' meaning somewhere in a defined, limited area - the ballpark representing a contained structure or field of play.

    'in the ballpark' was the first use of the phrase, but it quickly became a 'ballpark figure'.

    Whilst writing that has probably made me look like a dick, I can't help but observe that people's reactions to phrases or cliches is sometimes more a reaction to the person who says them rather than the phrase itself. Ballpark figures is often something touted around by piss-poor lower management types who also use other cliches to make themselves sound more business aware than they really are.

    I've read Catch 22, loved it, and I've probably used it. Language is always evolving and I like how culture - books, films, tv, music, contributes to it.
    The use and mis-use of phrases is fine with me, because it tells me about the type of person I'm dealing with - so SgtRock's example, where someone has turned ballpark into a verb - wouldn't grate - it would just mean I thought the person saying it was a ****.

    I used to have a boss who would say things like - it's a real bag of worms. But he'd laugh at himself when he realised.
  • TracerTongTracerTong Posts: 3,787
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    'Are we on the same page'
    'I'm a people person'
    'Good morning, I'm fiona Phillips'


    Others from the internet are:
    Use use of LOL - online and SPEAKING it in real life
    Hella good - wtf!
  • pickwickpickwick Posts: 25,739
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    zounds wrote: »
    'You'll laugh on the other side of your face!'

    I think Billy Connolly once done a live skit about that saying, but I can't find any info.

    He did...hmmm. It's on one of his DVDs, but I can't remember which one. An Audience With, I think. (See also, "I'll take my hand off your face" :D)
    "110%" because giving 100% isn't quite enough, a bit like an amp that goes all the way to 11 (that's another one I hate - don't read this, no, don't even look at it - that's another)

    Aww, I like things going all the way to 11, as long as the person isn't saying it seriously :eek:
    Midiboy wrote: »
    My other personal horror is:

    "I/he/she/we/they/ turned round and said..." AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!

    Oh, I love that too. Purely because, thanks to some comedian or other, it gives me mental images of people pirouetting their way through a conversation.

    I don't like "FACT!" (unless used ironically) or "End of". Business-speak-wise, I hate "incentivised", but for some reason have started using "to impact on" as a verb. Gah.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 25,310
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    I dislike the use of 'like' as a punctuation mark. I think it's, like, really important not to do it because it's, like, really not clever.
  • Baroness BunkumBaroness Bunkum Posts: 4,283
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    Swings and roundabouts

    [highlight]AAAARRRGGHHH!![/highlight]:mad:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,779
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    Swings and roundabouts

    [highlight]AAAARRRGGHHH!![/highlight]:mad:

    Now breathe..........

    Here, have a glass of water. Feeling better now? How about slides and seesaws? :D

    I've never really understood the full meaning of that phrase is it " what you gain on the swings you lose on the roundabouts"? Or vice versa. I'm off to google it.


    Googled
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 787
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    Referring to someone having 'apple cheeks' and also people who talk about 'bomb patterns' as if it's a real thing.

    Other than that I'm a reasonably tolerant person
  • Le Chat NoirLe Chat Noir Posts: 113
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    Lessons will be learned.

    It's a way of saying "we ****ed up but we're too spineless to actually admit it".
  • shackfanshackfan Posts: 15,461
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    TigerBlood wrote: »
    Referring to someone having 'apple cheeks' and also people who talk about 'bomb patterns' as if it's a real thing.

    Other than that I'm a reasonably tolerant person

    love the way you just tag on to the end of a thread over 4 years old as if it was only yesterday:eek:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 787
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    shackfan wrote: »
    love the way you just tag on to the end of a thread over 4 years old as if it was only yesterday:eek:

    I checked for a best before date first... honest!
  • LilolemeLiloleme Posts: 5,839
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    shackfan wrote: »
    love the way you just tag on to the end of a thread over 4 years old as if it was only yesterday:eek:

    With a post that's makes no sense.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 787
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    Liloleme wrote: »
    With a post that's makes no sense.

    Or a post which makes more sense than any post before it, all about how you look at these things
  • LilolemeLiloleme Posts: 5,839
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    TigerBlood wrote: »
    Or a post which makes more sense than any post before it, all about how you look at these things

    Which way are you looking at it?

    The only way your post makes sense is if you interpreted the OP as saying

    "Please pick 2 random phrases from Catch-22 that nobody uses ever"
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,541
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    Six to one, half a dozen to the other.

    The thing is...
  • LilolemeLiloleme Posts: 5,839
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    Six to one, half a dozen to the other.

    The thing is...

    That's the point of that phrase though. I always hear/say it as "6 of one, half a dozen of the other."
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,541
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    geekspeak wrote: »
    If someone says "to be honest" and then comes out with some boring triviality, I always reply "thank you for being honest". They always look confused.

    Yep, then you have to explain to them that they said 'to be honest' and they still look :confused: and think you're a weirdo...
    Its not me, its you, you're the weirdo!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,541
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    Liloleme wrote: »
    That's the point of that phrase though. I always hear/say it as "6 of one, half a dozen of the other."

    Maybe because my dad says it nearly everyday, that's why I find it annoying... :confused: :rolleyes:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,541
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    "I'm not being rude/offensive/funny... BUT..." As soon as you hear it then you know whatever comes next is going to be rude/offensive/funny.

    Yep, heard 'No offence but...' the other day.
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