Has anyone read his final self-congratulatory NOTW column?
"I am just amazing. Look at all my celebrity tributes."
Eh, you actually had to ask them, Dan?
Has anyone read his final self-congratulatory NOTW column?
"I am just amazing. Look at all my celebrity tributes."
Eh, you actually had to ask them, Dan?
There's also a gracious sign-off from Ian Hyland, and a self-indulgent final edition of Dan Wootton's XS showbiz column peppered with snaps of a grinning Wootton crushed against a series of celebrities as though trying to physically graft himself onto them, accompanied by messages from stars assuring him of his award-winning brilliance. A galaxy of anxious neediness compressed into one double-page spread.
I understand why though, the man's just lost his job.
Slightly OT but the Sun is skating on very thin ice with that front page. It doesn't do them any favours to be pointing out skiddies on someone else when you're waist deep in shit.
Maybe now he’s got a bit of time on his hands, he can spend some of his redundancy on a map and a torch and finally find his way out of his own @rse, given that he seems to be stuck so far up there.
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And, naturally, he kissed Cheryl's backside too
Prize chump Wootton dismissed it nonsense.
:eek: :eek: really?
"I am just amazing. Look at all my celebrity tributes."
Eh, you actually had to ask them, Dan?
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I understand why though, the man's just lost his job.
They should try to get someone who is a decent journalist and also intelligent, from what I've seen of Wootton he's neither.
R.E. Hugh Grant...in Dan Wooton's view apparently no one is allowed to change their views over the course of 17 years?
Fingers crossed that this putrid piece of waste is flushed away with all the other turds.
I'm still amused by the final NOTW cover. "Farewell to our 7.5 million loyal readers". At last count it's circulation was 2.6. :rolleyes:
i was amused too. do they include online readers from aound the world?
Not sure where they get the figures from, but I think they include family members and work colleagues who may read the paper after you've bought it.
The way he went around bullying people and katie price and mel brown on twitter he's vile.