Funniest name for a human you've ever heard

[Deleted User] · 10/08/12 - 12:35

I remember my ex telling me that he went to school with a boy called Wayne Kerr

ppaupy · 10/08/12 - 14:35

exlordlucan wrote: »

Yeah I got that straight away but it was the way you originally said it - We have a friend called Mike Hunt - and so I asked what was special (about your C..t) to want to call someone after it.

I thought it was easy to get ...sorry.

Ah ok. Sorry way too clever for my feeble brain. Went right over my head.

. Maybe as I don't have the said C..T

degsyhufc · 10/08/12 - 18:26

ppaupy wrote: »

His name is Mike Hunt...if you say it quickly it sounds like my C..t.

I guess he's never seen Porkies

HMO · 10/08/12 - 18:59

Hmm...

I remember one joke on Mock the Week, during the 'Things You Wouldn't Hear at a School Assembly' segment here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuOVLcw0PDU

"Today everyone, we have a new boy, now for some reason, whatever reason, he's been to a lot of schools so be kind to him, will you please make your way to the front, Richard Poowillie".

[Deleted User] · 10/08/12 - 19:06

I knew a Hong Kong student at uni, whose anglicised name was spelt Kok Heng Lo. He preferred to be called Lawrence.

[Deleted User] · 10/08/12 - 19:17

Willie Manhood Dickerson (from Potty, Fartwell & Knob, a book on funny names)

Rab64 · 10/08/12 - 21:01

Randy J Fartenburger 111. Imagine being so proud of it, that they kept it 3 generations

AVTECH · 10/08/12 - 21:15

I have been support staff in a large school for many years and have seen some beauties :- but my favourite is

Annette Curtin

[Deleted User] · 10/08/12 - 22:06

Kim Yoo Suk.

Lemon Haze · 10/08/12 - 22:15

The vast majority of these are made up.You know, I know it, we all know it. Ladies and Gentlemen you're not fooling anyone. Most of them are old jokes.

kazzy · 10/08/12 - 22:18

cjsmummy wrote: »

Wasn't there a guy on TV called Dickie Bird? A sports commentator or something.

Yeah but that wasn't his real name, Dickie was a nickname. Like Andrew Flintoff having the nickname Freddie.

DinkyDoobie · 10/08/12 - 22:19

When i was listening to the olympics the other day there was someone called chin kye? which sounded...well... different lol

angelafisher · 10/08/12 - 22:24

Many years ago I had a letter from the American Osmond Fan Club signed by Cindy Wankier...don't think she had a clue!!!

Angela F · 10/08/12 - 22:44

There's a building on the outskirts of Pudsey, West Yorkshire with the name "Ivor Burns Shoes". Every time I see it I think "Does he really?"

[Deleted User] · 10/08/12 - 22:50

A baby named Renesmee. Yes, somebody saw fit to name their child after the baby from Twilight. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry really.

trevvytrev21 · 10/08/12 - 22:50

premixxed wrote: »

That always makes me laugh.

So does Riz Lateef.

Rizla teef always makes me laugh too. Thieving cow should buy her own rolling papers. :mad:

[Deleted User] · 10/08/12 - 23:13

Very funny thread

I always smile to myself when I see the credits roll on Once Upon A Time and one of the first names to come up is the producer - Brian Wankum

HMO · 13/08/12 - 21:26

bringonthewall wrote: »

A baby named Renesmee. Yes, somebody saw fit to name their child after the baby from Twilight. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry really.

Did anyone actually name their child that :eek: ?

[Deleted User] · 13/08/12 - 21:36

Hassaan13 wrote: »

Did anyone actually name their child that :eek: ?

Yep - according to this tool there were three in the UK in 2010 :eek:

Leicester_Hunk · 13/08/12 - 21:51

hamsta-food wrote: »

I knew a Hong Kong student at uni, whose anglicised name was spelt Kok Heng Lo. He preferred to be called Lawrence.

He preferred to be called Lawrence.:D:D:D

[Deleted User] · 13/08/12 - 22:10

Leicester_Hunk wrote: »

He preferred to be called Lawrence.:D:D:D

We were at De Montfort (noting where you're from). When he 1st arrived in the UK he had pretty rudimentary english and had no idea why people found his name funny. We were in the same block, in the halls at Scraptoft. The 1st time he saw someone eating cheese on toast he was physically sick. He grasped the name thing PDQ, but never got why we ate "rotten milk". In fairness though, I didn't want to watch him suck the eyes out of a fish head a 2nd time; very likable guy all the same.

annette kurten · 13/08/12 - 22:46

AVTECH wrote: »

I have been support staff in a large school for many years and have seen some beauties :- but my favourite is

Annette Curtin

imposter!!!

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CherryRose · 13/08/12 - 22:53

At work we had a gentlemen come in called Ben Dover

[Deleted User] · 13/08/12 - 23:05

i swear had a chid in my class today called Goodluck, he was with his brother Love and sister Hope. The other YW told me they were a family of 9 whose father is a minster. I asked the others names and am so sorry i can not remember them (shamefully I was trying hard not to laugh), but i think Goodluck got the worst of it.

I am not often shocked by children's names, but today floored me. lovely kids though...

[Deleted User] · 13/08/12 - 23:08

And thank you OP, I have been dying to share this and i come on DS and there is already an active thread. Brilliant

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