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Wheres Baby Cowell?

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This chick seems to have been pregnant for ages, I thought the fruit of his loins might have been here by now, or maybe he/she has and I missed it

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    Vodka_DrinkaVodka_Drinka Posts: 28,753
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    Depends when she used the Turkey baster I suppose ;-)
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    It does seem like the longest pregnancy in history!!

    Then again, this is Cowell's child. Supposedly. :D
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    Haggis&ChipsHaggis&Chips Posts: 643
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    Vodka_Drinka wrote: »
    Depends when she used the Turkey baster I suppose ;-)

    :D:D:D:D:D:D

    What worries me is the prospect of all the photo opps looming large on the horizon. With a constant stream of Sexy Simon and his luuuurve interest sprawled over the sand currently dominating the Sidebar of Shame, can you just imagine the potential interest in Cowell jnr? Frightening.

    The other thing that astonishes me is that despite all the evidence to the contrary, many people are still determined to see the 'look of love' in Si's eyes. Please.
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    PJ1893PJ1893 Posts: 1,669
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    Haggis&Chips wrote: »
    :D:D:D:D:D:D

    What worries me is the prospect of all the photo opps looming large on the horizon. With a constant stream of Sexy Simon and his luuuurve interest sprawled over the sand currently dominating the Sidebar of Shame, can you just imagine the potential interest in Cowell jnr? Frightening.

    I know. Although to me, the 'look of love' in his eyes seems to be more aimed at the cameras and the attention he's getting rather than at her... whilst she clings on like a groupie. :p:blush:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 77
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    Haggis&Chips wrote: »
    :D:D:D:D:D:D


    The other thing that astonishes me is that despite all the evidence to the contrary, many people are still determined to see the 'look of love' in Si's eyes. Please.

    Hmmm. I think that relationship is definitely lilac....
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    somerset foxsomerset fox Posts: 728
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    The Seed of Simon can't spring forth from the Womb of Plenty until the cathederal being built in honour of the second coming has been completed and the rights to it's birth sold to the highest bidder!
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    wilehelmaswilehelmas Posts: 3,610
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    Dolly_Diamond wrote: »
    Hmmm. I think that relationship is definitely lilac....

    Oi, you'll have the charge of the light brigade tagteam coming over from the Closet Gay threads telling you off for daring to suggest such a thing... ;-)
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    Millie MuppetMillie Muppet Posts: 6,853
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    Haggis&Chips wrote: »
    ... Sidebar of Shame..

    :D

    Not heard that one before but I so know what you're talking about!

    Plus your username is making me hungry. And homesick. :D:p
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    DE53DE53 Posts: 2,641
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    Dolly_Diamond wrote: »
    Hmmm. I think that relationship is definitely lilac....

    :o how very dare you :D

    Here is the loved up couple in Barbados, so she hasn't had it yet.
    Some rather posed looking pics of them on a sunbed also on that site. And one of him holding someone else's baby like a sack of spuds , definately done for the camera ;)

    http://www.justjared.com/2013/12/26/simon-cowell-shirtless-beach-stroll-with-pregnant-girlfriend-lauren-silverman/
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    BungitinBungitin Posts: 5,356
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    Being groomed for the next BGT. (Baby's Got Talent).

    Perhaps a birth on tv seeing how far she can pop it.
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    Haggis&ChipsHaggis&Chips Posts: 643
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    somerset fox wrote: »
    The Seed of Simon can't spring forth from the Womb of Plenty until the cathederal being built in honour of the second coming has been completed and the rights to it's birth sold to the highest bidder!

    The question I'd love answered is how the Seed of Simon actually reached the Womb of Plenty in the first place?! And how did control-freak Cowell manage to get 'trapped' in a situation he clearly hadn't planned for?
    Millie Muppet wrote: »
    :D

    Not heard that one before but I so know what you're talking about!

    Plus your username is making me hungry. And homesick. :D:p

    :) I love Haggis too - hence the username!
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    BungitinBungitin Posts: 5,356
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    Thought of something else when I came across it.

    http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/358398/Simon-Cowell-s-acting-up-to-make-baby-laugh
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    RealityRocksRealityRocks Posts: 4,215
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    He always looks so awkward around her, like they just met!?
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    fitnessqueenfitnessqueen Posts: 5,185
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    Sloopy wrote: »
    It does seem like the longest pregnancy in history!!

    Then again, this is Cowell's child. Supposedly. :D

    No that honour goes to Kim Kardashian who was pregnant for at least 18 months....
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    CrazyLoopCrazyLoop Posts: 31,148
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    Think she's due in January/Feb isn't she :confused:
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    Vodka_DrinkaVodka_Drinka Posts: 28,753
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    RealityRocks wrote: »
    He always looks so awkward around her, like they just met!?

    Don't you know they are supposed to be in love and blissfully happy;-)
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    i4ui4u Posts: 54,990
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    Louise Walsh & Simon are choosing the baby as we speak from a final selection of 20, the chosen one will fired from a cannon into the Womb of Plenty. From where the child will emerge from behind swirling smoke into a blaze of lights and burst into song.
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    Keren-HappuchKeren-Happuch Posts: 2,171
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    fitnessqueen wrote: »
    No that honour goes to Kim Kardashian who was pregnant for at least 18 months....

    Haha you're right, it really did feel like she'd been pregnant forever. And the baby was allegedly premature as well...:o
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