Nosey old man across the road

KidPokerKidPoker Posts: 4,294
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Ok, so me and my friends usually come round at different times, as we all work at different hours, we are very enthusiastic about games - we play in poker tournaments, console tournaments. Sometimes there will be 8-10 of us in the house at once.

The problem is there is this creepy old man across the road who is always looking out his curtains, standing there peering out, with a face that I can only describe as like death. He does not work, but is always involved in everyone's business.

He's never off that bloody computer of his as well. You would think he would put the effort into getting a job.

How can I resolve this issue? Do I batter him with a spade when I catch him rifling through my bins? Steal his cat? Get someone to dress up as a benefits officer and frighten the life out of him?
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 979
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    KidPoker wrote: »
    Ok, so me and my friends usually come round at different times, as we all work at different hours, we are very enthusiastic about games - we play in poker tournaments, console tournaments. Sometimes there will be 8-10 of us in the house at once.

    Do you play Go Johnny go go go go?
  • bspacebspace Posts: 14,303
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    i bet one of you's got a lithuanian girlfriend

    just to let you know, she's bored and spending a lot of time hanging around in the park by herself
  • MaybelleMaybelle Posts: 2,957
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    Lol OP - you sound just as nosey as he is:D:D
  • alias aliasalias alias Posts: 8,824
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    This is a wind up isn't it? based on this thread on ..... http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1658302
  • AnnaliseZAnnaliseZ Posts: 3,912
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    KidPoker wrote: »
    ..., we are very enthusiastic about games - we play in poker tournaments, console tournaments. Sometimes there will be 8-10 of us in the house

    Wow you guys are like crazy.
  • 3PS3PS Posts: 822
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    Maybe he's thinking of ways to hit you with a spade. Or maybe he thinks your cool and he wants an invite to your orgy slash boy bonding
  • LaceyLouelle3LaceyLouelle3 Posts: 9,682
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    This is a wind up isn't it? based on this thread on ..... http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1658302

    You don't say! :rolleyes:
  • Lain AndrewsLain Andrews Posts: 1,860
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    3PS wrote: »
    Maybe he's thinking of ways to hit you with a spade. Or maybe he thinks your cool and he wants an invite to your orgy slash boy bonding

    Yeah dats what I think too :D

    Invite him round for tea or coffee, see what he says or his reaction and inform us. :)
  • cretincretin Posts: 677
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    KidPoker wrote: »
    Ok, so me and my friends usually come round at different times, as we all work at different hours, we are very enthusiastic about games - we play in poker tournaments, console tournaments. Sometimes there will be 8-10 of us in the house at once.

    The problem is there is this creepy old man across the road who is always looking out his curtains, standing there peering out, with a face that I can only describe as like death. He does not work, but is always involved in everyone's business.

    He's never off that bloody computer of his as well. You would think he would put the effort into getting a job.

    How can I resolve this issue? Do I batter him with a spade when I catch him rifling through my bins? Steal his cat? Get someone to dress up as a benefits officer and frighten the life out of him?

    I sometimes read Mills and Boone reviews when you're not about.

    I'm misunderstood is all :(
  • fizzle90fizzle90 Posts: 6,467
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    Distract him with a Lithuanian girl.

    Ps - I can't wait til Chris sees this thread :p
  • crazychris12crazychris12 Posts: 26,254
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    You should definitely do something about him OP. Sounds like one of life's wasters to me. :mad: Is he fat too? I am a bit pertubed as to how you know how long he's tapping away at his PC though.:confused: Can you see in his living room? To be honest you're almost as bad as him!!

    Do you have a car? You could reverse it accidentally on purpose in to the telegragh pole and maybe his Broadband will go off for a few days. :eek: Then post the latest Situations Vacant page of the local paper through his letter-box as a hint!! :D
  • mimi dlcmimi dlc Posts: 13,423
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    Does he have a hot wife and a hotter daughter?
  • fizzle90fizzle90 Posts: 6,467
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    You should definitely do something about him OP. Sounds like one of life's wasters to me. :mad: Is he fat too? I am a bit pertubed as to how you know how long he's tapping away at his PC though.:confused: Can you see in his living room? To be honest you're almost as bad as him!!

    Do you have a car? You could reverse it accidentally on purpose in to the telegragh pole and maybe his Broadband will go off for a few days. :eek: Then post the latest Situations Vacant page of the local paper through his letter-box as a hint!! :D

    :D:D
  • The TerminatorThe Terminator Posts: 5,312
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    mimi dlc wrote: »
    Does he have a hot wife and a hotter daughter?
    No, but he pretends to.
  • stud u likestud u like Posts: 42,100
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    fizzle90 wrote: »
    Distract him with a Lithuanian girl.

    Ps - I can't wait til Chris sees this thread :p

    He might be an elderly and lonely gay fella.
  • crazychris12crazychris12 Posts: 26,254
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    Be careful OP as he may be depressed and you wouldn't want to tip him over the edge would you? Edge of a cliff maybe!!!! :o
  • Hobbes1966Hobbes1966 Posts: 5,370
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    He just sounds like a lonely old man without any friends. Ever thought of trying to strike up a conversation with him OP?
  • fizzle90fizzle90 Posts: 6,467
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    Hobbes1966 wrote: »
    He just sounds like a lonely old man without any friends. Ever thought of trying to strike up a conversation with him OP?

    You do know that this thread is a joke about Crazychris don't you?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 949
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    Hobbes1966 wrote: »
    He just sounds like a lonely old man without any friends. Ever thought of trying to strike up a conversation with him OP?

    Afterall it's good to talk as the old BT adverts used to say, well when you dont have a dodgy line anyway!.
  • fizzle90fizzle90 Posts: 6,467
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    Dave 909 wrote: »
    Afterall it's good to talk as the old BT adverts used to say, well when you dont have a dodgy line anyway!.

    Haha! Did that get fixed in the end? I lost interest :o
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 949
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    fizzle90 wrote: »
    Haha! Did that get fixed in the end? I lost interest :o
    Nar, it was his extension lead going from the main box to his phone and not the bt box on the wall at all so they charged him the call out fee.
  • maxinerulesmaxinerules Posts: 698
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    Steal part of his wall and hide it in your garden. He will be confused and distracted for a while wondering who would do such a thing. When that wears off, put it back again while he goes out for some cider. Repeat as necessary.
  • fredsterfredster Posts: 31,802
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    fizzle90 wrote: »
    Distract him with a Lithuanian girl.

    Ps - I can't wait til Chris sees this thread :p

    me neither, how will he like being called an old man?;)
  • Hobbes1966Hobbes1966 Posts: 5,370
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    fizzle90 wrote: »
    You do know that this thread is a joke about Crazychris don't you?

    I seem to be missing the point a lot today:o
  • fizzle90fizzle90 Posts: 6,467
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    Hobbes1966 wrote: »
    I seem to be missing the point a lot today:o

    Haha no worries, must be one of those days :p
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