Nosey old man across the road
Ok, so me and my friends usually come round at different times, as we all work at different hours, we are very enthusiastic about games - we play in poker tournaments, console tournaments. Sometimes there will be 8-10 of us in the house at once.
The problem is there is this creepy old man across the road who is always looking out his curtains, standing there peering out, with a face that I can only describe as like death. He does not work, but is always involved in everyone's business.
He's never off that bloody computer of his as well. You would think he would put the effort into getting a job.
How can I resolve this issue? Do I batter him with a spade when I catch him rifling through my bins? Steal his cat? Get someone to dress up as a benefits officer and frighten the life out of him?
The problem is there is this creepy old man across the road who is always looking out his curtains, standing there peering out, with a face that I can only describe as like death. He does not work, but is always involved in everyone's business.
He's never off that bloody computer of his as well. You would think he would put the effort into getting a job.
How can I resolve this issue? Do I batter him with a spade when I catch him rifling through my bins? Steal his cat? Get someone to dress up as a benefits officer and frighten the life out of him?
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Do you play Go Johnny go go go go?
just to let you know, she's bored and spending a lot of time hanging around in the park by herself
Wow you guys are like crazy.
You don't say! :rolleyes:
Yeah dats what I think too
Invite him round for tea or coffee, see what he says or his reaction and inform us.
I sometimes read Mills and Boone reviews when you're not about.
I'm misunderstood is all
Ps - I can't wait til Chris sees this thread
Do you have a car? You could reverse it accidentally on purpose in to the telegragh pole and maybe his Broadband will go off for a few days. :eek: Then post the latest Situations Vacant page of the local paper through his letter-box as a hint!!
He might be an elderly and lonely gay fella.
You do know that this thread is a joke about Crazychris don't you?
Afterall it's good to talk as the old BT adverts used to say, well when you dont have a dodgy line anyway!.
Haha! Did that get fixed in the end? I lost interest
me neither, how will he like being called an old man?;)
I seem to be missing the point a lot today:o
Haha no worries, must be one of those days