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The Machinations of Rex Newmark: Boy Genius

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    JonDoeJonDoe Posts: 31,598
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    banba wrote: »
    .....we must never forget his piece de resistance, the brilliant masterminding of PICTUREGATE....

    He thought of that one while he was cleaning his teeth that morning.

    A little clumsy for Rex, but very effective. :cool:
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    mitacondmitacond Posts: 105,727
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    Remind us again why Rex nominated Mikey and Lisa, rather than Bex and Luke?

    Ah now that is a hidden part of the cunning plan.;)
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    darkmothdarkmoth Posts: 12,265
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    I am impressed at this thread

    Rex is just amazing lets be honest
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    NewbieCanuckNewbieCanuck Posts: 6,698
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    JonDoe wrote: »
    Victor was an amateur.

    Rex has so many brilliant schemes on the go in his colossal brain, Stephen Hawking would struggle to keep track of them all.

    That's only because he can't count on his fingers.
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    mitacondmitacond Posts: 105,727
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    JonDoe wrote: »
    He thought of that one while he was cleaning his teeth that morning.

    A little clumsy for Rex, but very effective. :cool:

    This is hilarous.

    Did you notice that he really made the public feel sorry for him last week when Belinda refused to give a message to his GF. Cunning plan made her look really bad.;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,076
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    He's not a genius, he puts his foot in it all the time.

    He's a very witty loose cannon trying to fire at the right targets but occasionally hitting a 'friendly', much to his regret.
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    mitacondmitacond Posts: 105,727
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    Harry_W wrote: »
    He's not a genius, he puts his foot in it all the time.

    He's a very witty loose cannon trying to fire at the right targets but occasionally hitting a 'friendly', much to his regret.

    This thread is such a laugh.


    He is witty he is a loose cannon and his firing at targets might sway.
    That is what he wants you to believe.

    Rex is undercover undercover.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 931
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    like the scarlet pimpernel before him the whole 'arrogant selfish playboy chef' persona is clearly a cover to hide his real mission to save Big Brother, and ultimately the world, from the dark forces of evil

    like Jen :D
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    JonDoeJonDoe Posts: 31,598
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    mitacond wrote: »
    Did you notice that he really made the public feel sorry for him last week when Belinda refused to give a message to his GF. Cunning plan made her look really bad.;)

    Rex has forgotten more hypnotic techniques that Derren Brown will ever know. :cool:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,076
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    mitacond wrote: »
    This thread is such a laugh.


    He is witty he is a loose cannon and his firing at targets might sway.
    That is what he wants you to believe.

    Rex is undercover undercover.

    :D

    Even his friendly fire is part of the master plan. lol
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    mitacondmitacond Posts: 105,727
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    banba wrote: »
    like the scarlet pimpernel before him the whole 'arrogant selfish playboy chef' persona is clearly a cover to hide his real mission to save Big Brother, and ultimately the world, from the dark forces of evil

    like Jen :D

    He does this undercover to annoy the other hms to betraying themselves as being part of the dark side:)
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    mitacondmitacond Posts: 105,727
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    Harry_W wrote: »
    :D

    Even his friendly fire is part of the master plan. lol

    That is what we are led to believe

    His masterplan changes to include the unknown at any given time.
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    JonDoeJonDoe Posts: 31,598
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    That's only because he can't count on his fingers.

    There are so many variables in Rex's honourable plots that has to count them on the synapses in his irregularly large brain.

    A normal human brain like yours wouldn't have enough. :cool:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 931
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    at the moment of his birth the planets were perfectly aligned, and the greatest seers on the planet cried in joy that the world would be delivered from the evil bex

    Mario and Lisa's placements in the BB house were engineered to support him in his quest as they were in fact his guardians

    Mario's continual nominations of Rex were simply a ploy to highlight Rex's supposedly 'bad' qualities

    when the universe realised mario had slightly overplayed this and that had in fact backfired he was removed to continue his work on the outside
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,076
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    mitacond wrote: »
    That is what we are led to believe

    His masterplan changes to include the unknown at any given time.

    Rex makes the unknown a weapon in his armoury. :D
    Sun Tzu, The Art of War:
    22 Carefully study the well-being of your men, and do not overtax them. Concentrate your energy and hoard your strength. Keep your army continually on the move, and devise unfathomable plans.

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    36 He must be able to mystify his officers and men by false reports and appearances, and thus keep them in total ignorance.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,429
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    Ha ha ha... you will all be shocked when he peels his face away to reveal he is an alien lizard war lord....who is clearing the way for an earth invasion....

    ....mark my words!:eek:
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    mitacondmitacond Posts: 105,727
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    Harry_W wrote: »
    Rex makes the unknown a weapon in his armoury. :D

    It is with stealth that he moves is weapons to wage the war against darkness.

    The unkown becomes known.

    However Rex remains undercover so that the real Rex shall not become a target for the darkside.;)
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    mitacondmitacond Posts: 105,727
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    ramiz wrote: »
    Ha ha ha... you will all be shocked when he peels his face away to reveal he is an alien lizard war lord....who is clearing the way for an earth invasion....

    ....mark my words!:eek:

    Ah that is what think you know however it is this unknown of the unknown that is really interesting part.

    Although he uses the unknown as a weapon his own identity is known only those who know it do no know that they know it and there for the circle continues.;)
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    docmandocman Posts: 5,024
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    Darth Rexy is indeed the Lord of the Shits.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 931
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    mitacond wrote: »
    Ah that is what think you know however it is this unknown of the unknown that is really interesting part.

    Although he uses the unknown as a weapon his own identity is known only those who know it do no know that they know it and there for the circle continues.;)

    :D :rolleyes: :D:confused::D :cool: :D:p:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 941
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    For unto us a child is born. Unto us a Rex is given. And the future of Big Brother shall be upon his shoulder. And his name shall be called 'Wonderful', 'Glorious', 'The Mightly Rex', 'The Everlasting Housemate', 'The Prince of Peace'. :D:D:D
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    chipsauntchipsaunt Posts: 951
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    banba wrote: »
    like the scarlet pimpernel before him the whole 'arrogant selfish playboy chef' persona is clearly a cover to hide his real mission to save Big Brother, and ultimately the world, from the dark forces of evil

    like Jen :D

    I love it. Scarlet Pimpernel was always one of my favourites, and he did act like an posh cad, to throw people off the scent of his true mission to save the aristos from the wicked revolutionaries in France!
    I hope that Rex's true superhero persona will be revealed to us one day - maybe in a special task? He is a little too good at some of these tasks - he might be giving himself away if he doesn't tone it down soon.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,961
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    Some of the HMs don't know yet that he has shot them and they are dead men walking.
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    cybrookcybrook Posts: 1,706
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    Whispers wrote: »
    Now this is what BB is about - not screaming harpies, fauxmances or Bex grossness. It's the clever evil of a guy like Rex manipulating the scene. Brilliant.

    Absolutely...agreement runneth over.
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    JonDoeJonDoe Posts: 31,598
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    Rex has already put into motion the plans that will determine who is nominated and evicted every week right up until the final.

    The only thing he hasn't decided yet is who is going to win.

    I expect he'll give it to Mohamed, Kat or Rachel and will only claim the victory for himself if they all let his public down between now and then.
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