"To me, Cher is like running with apples and oranges. It's like apples and coffee beans. It ain't even the same thing.
"You can make apple juice with apples but there is only one thing you can do with a coffee bean, make coffee.
"Whoever got that first coffee bean and said, 'I want to make coffee out of it', is a visionary. That person had to walk in and say, 'You know what, I want to make a drink out of this'. Because when you see a coffee bean you just don't know what it is because it ain't a bean and it ain't a peanut.
"So the person who turned it into coffee is a visionary and he's forgotten because you don't even know who it was.
"But we always drink coffee now. Think about this sh*t. When you first saw a coffee bean, right, you were like, 'This ain't no bean and this ain't no peanut'."
I would advise Cher and Rebecca to run as fast as they can in the opposite direction...
Wow, was this guy high or what
Reminds me of Joey from an episode of FRIENDS
"To me, Cher is like running with apples and oranges. It's like apples and coffee beans. It ain't even the same thing.
"You can make apple juice with apples but there is only one thing you can do with a coffee bean, make coffee.
"Whoever got that first coffee bean and said, 'I want to make coffee out of it', is a visionary. That person had to walk in and say, 'You know what, I want to make a drink out of this'. Because when you see a coffee bean you just don't know what it is because it ain't a bean and it ain't a peanut.
"So the person who turned it into coffee is a visionary and he's forgotten because you don't even know who it was.
"But we always drink coffee now. Think about this sh*t. When you first saw a coffee bean, right, you were like, 'This ain't no bean and this ain't no peanut'."
I would advise Cher and Rebecca to run as fast as they can in the opposite direction...
I just...can't...my brain hurts.
This man speaks such crap, on so many levels, about so many things. Well, he better put up an shut up once this show is done. I look forward to his "visionary" music with Ms. Lloyd. It is almost unfair to the poor girl to spout such vapid nonsense and setting expectations.
Incredible! I love this comment below the article:
Rach2009 wrote:
Seems like 'will.i.am.talkin.sh!t' has had one too many coffee beans! Maybe he should lay off the caffeine!
Incredible! I love this comment below the article:
Rach2009 wrote:
Seems like 'will.i.am.talkin.sh!t' has had one too many coffee beans! Maybe he should lay off the caffeine!
After Sunday's 'effort', I'd rather he lay off the music.
“She also didn’t look impressed at how forward she was being with Will. Cher was talking to him like he was her mate and not someone introduced to her by Cheryl.
Is she supposed to bow to him and only speak when spoken to? He is human, she is human - as long as she is polite she can speak however she likes
"To me, Cher is like running with apples and oranges. It's like apples and coffee beans. It ain't even the same thing.
"You can make apple juice with apples but there is only one thing you can do with a coffee bean, make coffee.
"Whoever got that first coffee bean and said, 'I want to make coffee out of it', is a visionary. That person had to walk in and say, 'You know what, I want to make a drink out of this'. Because when you see a coffee bean you just don't know what it is because it ain't a bean and it ain't a peanut.
"So the person who turned it into coffee is a visionary and he's forgotten because you don't even know who it was.
"But we always drink coffee now. Think about this sh*t. When you first saw a coffee bean, right, you were like, 'This ain't no bean and this ain't no peanut'."
I would advise Cher and Rebecca to run as fast as they can in the opposite direction...
"To me, Cher is like running with apples and oranges. It's like apples and coffee beans. It ain't even the same thing.
"You can make apple juice with apples but there is only one thing you can do with a coffee bean, make coffee.
"Whoever got that first coffee bean and said, 'I want to make coffee out of it', is a visionary. That person had to walk in and say, 'You know what, I want to make a drink out of this'. Because when you see a coffee bean you just don't know what it is because it ain't a bean and it ain't a peanut.
"So the person who turned it into coffee is a visionary and he's forgotten because you don't even know who it was.
"But we always drink coffee now. Think about this sh*t. When you first saw a coffee bean, right, you were like, 'This ain't no bean and this ain't no peanut'."
Rather than listening to what some twonk from Heat says. Here's a quote from Will.i.Am himself, from last Sunday:
"Cher's the one. There are tons of lights in the world, then there's lasers. And that girl is a laser... (If staff at Cowell's label sign her) I don't know if they'd know what to do with her. Well, they would. They'd call someone like me to produce it...
"Maybe I should write a song for Cher from scratch, and me and Cher and Cheryl can all perform it on The X Factor. That would be crazy."
No wonder Cher thinks she's the dog's whatsits when people around her are spouting tripe like that! What happened to keeping it real and being honest?
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Wow, was this guy high or what
Reminds me of Joey from an episode of FRIENDS
LOL!! please tell me you made that up....
Why do u say that?
No. It's a classic case of "you couldn't make it up" http://www.3am.co.uk/cheryl-coles-mate-will-i-am-gives-bizarre-speech-comparing-x-factors-cher-lloyd-to-apples-oranges-and-coffee/25268/
I just...can't...my brain hurts.
This man speaks such crap, on so many levels, about so many things. Well, he better put up an shut up once this show is done. I look forward to his "visionary" music with Ms. Lloyd. It is almost unfair to the poor girl to spout such vapid nonsense and setting expectations.
Incredible! I love this comment below the article:
Rach2009 wrote:
Seems like 'will.i.am.talkin.sh!t' has had one too many coffee beans! Maybe he should lay off the caffeine!
After Sunday's 'effort', I'd rather he lay off the music.
It's only a short step away from 'mings' and 'sucks' to 'sings muck'. Coincidence?
That tickled me
They had to leave! No way they hanged out with Cher and Rebecca after. This stories are so ridiculous.
Jealous? :cool:
Um, after the sing off they had to do that interview with the Xtra factor so it is possible that they hung out abit.
That interview was done before the main show. Konnie pointed out as much at the start of it.
Is she supposed to bow to him and only speak when spoken to? He is human, she is human - as long as she is polite she can speak however she likes
Why jealous, the man raved about Rebecca at the judges houses.:rolleyes:
He wasnt even much cop on X-Men:Wolverine either.
ha, this man makes Kanye seem compus mentis!
Yes, more so if the laid back one looked like Rebecca and the pushy one looked like a bag of f**king spanners:D
If she was one she would go hungry:D
I bow to your obvious expert knowledge Johnny
WTF is he saying?
missed that, is there a link ?
No wonder Cher thinks she's the dog's whatsits when people around her are spouting tripe like that! What happened to keeping it real and being honest?