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Old 25-03-2009, 17:16
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Old 25-03-2009, 18:31
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Did you know that 6 million people in Britain will be watching this tonight and most of them live in London?

I AM your boss!

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Old 25-03-2009, 18:39
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Have been looking forward to this for weeks
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Old 25-03-2009, 18:42
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As much as I am looking forward to this, it will be interesting to see if there is an episode this series that can beat Marrakech from last year

Who can forget this from last year as well?

Helene: I see myself as a really good project manager...so what are all our strengths?
Lucinda: I can't do anything technical, IT based etc
Helene: Right. So Lucinda, you will be with Raef doing the technical stuff
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Old 25-03-2009, 18:49
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A bigger group of totally incompetent absolutely not the top of anything and utterly unsuitable for any sort of job anywhere... you will not find.

But that is what makes this show - the feeling that if they are the cream of the crop, then we are gods!

So much for education as they know nothing about nothing.

roll on.....

Just please don't mention calenders as I have a nervous tic when they get spoken about.
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Old 25-03-2009, 18:55
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I totally forgot this was starting tonight!!!

It's at times like this I thank god for this forum, else I might have missed the show entirely!!!
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Old 25-03-2009, 18:58
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Jet washing a car with the doors open - I rest my case!

Education down the plughole!
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Old 25-03-2009, 18:58
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I totally forgot this was starting tonight!!!

It's at times like this I thank god for this forum, else I might have missed the show entirely!!!
From the amount of reminders I've heard on BBC 1 this past few hours, I think the beeb did too. It's like they woke up today and thought "Shit! Forgot that was on! We've not promoted it enough have we?"
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Old 25-03-2009, 18:59
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As much as I am looking forward to this, it will be interesting to see if there is an episode this series that can beat Marrakech from last year

Who can forget this from last year as well?

Helene: I see myself as a really good project manager...so what are all our strengths?
Lucinda: I can't do anything technical, IT based etc
Helene: Right. So Lucinda, you will be with Raef doing the technical stuff
I'd forgotten about Helene - I really didn't like her at all. Nasty.
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Old 25-03-2009, 19:00
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Sir Alan is on the one show today, it's just started but they've not interviewed him yet, though he is sat there ready.
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Old 25-03-2009, 19:03
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Did you really need the spoiler tags in the OP

List of candidates 2009

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/

Can they even clean cars ?
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Old 25-03-2009, 19:05
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Did you really need the spoiler tags in the OP

List on candidates 2009

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/
Well it quoted some of the candidates VTs, so I thought I'd best spoiler it to avoid any moaners.
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Old 25-03-2009, 19:05
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I'd forgotten about Helene - I really didn't like her at all. Nasty.
In Glasgow we'd say she had a 'face like a well-skelped arse.'
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Old 25-03-2009, 19:07
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Well it quoted some of the candidates VTs, so I thought I'd best spoiler it to avoid any moaners.
Does it ? ........I can't see them in the spoiler .

I get what you mean about the moaners , they will come
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Old 25-03-2009, 19:10
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I have missed Margaret the most. She can be so scathing and kill with a look Mary Poppins she ain't
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Old 25-03-2009, 19:12
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Does it ? ........I can't see them in the spoiler .

I get what you mean about the moaners , they will come
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Also contains some of the names the candidates considered for their teams. Small things, but you know what some people are like.
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Old 25-03-2009, 19:12
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I have missed Margaret the most. She can be so scathing and kill with a look Mary Poppins she ain't

What was it she said last year?


'ALEX. You were so far out of the group you were nearly in the next room.' or something like that.

Great timing, just cut straight to the kill.
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Old 25-03-2009, 19:14
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Speaking of TV awards shows on The One Show:

"It's always good, seeing my friends there from Dragons Den"

"I always think to myself, I don't know why they come, I just don't know why they come"

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Old 25-03-2009, 19:14
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Lorraine will go far I predict

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/cand...c_400007.shtml

all gob and no action ?
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Old 25-03-2009, 19:16
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I've just remembered Kevin 'only gay in the village' and his presentation for the cards to promote green issues. Classic.
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Old 25-03-2009, 19:18
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What was it she said last year?


'ALEX. You were so far out of the group you were nearly in the next room.' or something like that.

Great timing, just cut straight to the kill.
That and the withering 'Edinburgh's not what it was'
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Old 25-03-2009, 19:19
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Really looking forward to watching tonight.
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Old 25-03-2009, 19:24
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/cand...c_400015.shtml

I'll be interested to find out if Philip fulfills his potential as a complete knob.

"Business is the new rock 'n' roll and I'm Elvis Presley"

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Old 25-03-2009, 19:29
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not long now, the one great show on the BBC lol :P
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Old 25-03-2009, 19:32
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I'm so excited for this!
Sir Alan didn't give much away on The One Show earlier but he said they were "one of, if not the best bunch we've had"
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