• TV
  • MOVIES
  • MUSIC
  • SHOWBIZ
  • SOAPS
  • GAMING
  • TECH
  • FORUMS
  • Follow
    • Follow
    • facebook
    • twitter
    • google+
    • instagram
    • youtube
Hearst Corporation
  • TV
  • MOVIES
  • MUSIC
  • SHOWBIZ
  • SOAPS
  • GAMING
  • TECH
  • FORUMS
Forums
  • Register
  • Login
  • Forums
  • TV
  • TV Shows: Reality
  • The Apprentice
The Apprentice UK Series 5 - Episode 1 - BBC1 (9pm-10pm)
<<
<
1 of 39
>>
>
Digital Sid
25-03-2009

1 of 12

Spoiler
Can a recession dull the mood of the nation's favourite business show? Will the credit crunch sap any of the red-blooded capitalism from the series' veins? Not a bit of it. This year's hard-faced hopefuls looking for a job with Sir Alan Sugar are as cocksure as ever, introducing themselves with remarks like "For me, making money is better than sex" and "You don't need to make friends on the way up if you're not coming down". It's good to have them back, isn't it? The candidates' first task is to set up a cleaning business, but first there are the team names to choose (Carpe Diem, Strike and Shazam are among the rejects) and the ticklish question of who goes first to be project manager - a poisoned chalice the girls' team fall over themselves to avoid. Then the gears of the series start turning, a ruthless machine that sucks in confidence and turns it into flailing, animal fear. It shouldn't be a pleasure to watch, but it always is.


Source: Radio Times

Discuss .
Slumdog
25-03-2009
Did you know that 6 million people in Britain will be watching this tonight and most of them live in London?

I AM your boss!

ardwark
25-03-2009
Have been looking forward to this for weeks
saj2
25-03-2009
As much as I am looking forward to this, it will be interesting to see if there is an episode this series that can beat Marrakech from last year

Who can forget this from last year as well?

Helene: I see myself as a really good project manager...so what are all our strengths?
Lucinda: I can't do anything technical, IT based etc
Helene: Right. So Lucinda, you will be with Raef doing the technical stuff
Slumdog
25-03-2009
A bigger group of totally incompetent absolutely not the top of anything and utterly unsuitable for any sort of job anywhere... you will not find.

But that is what makes this show - the feeling that if they are the cream of the crop, then we are gods!

So much for education as they know nothing about nothing.

roll on.....

Just please don't mention calenders as I have a nervous tic when they get spoken about.
Muttley76
25-03-2009
I totally forgot this was starting tonight!!!

It's at times like this I thank god for this forum, else I might have missed the show entirely!!!
Slumdog
25-03-2009
Jet washing a car with the doors open - I rest my case!

Education down the plughole!
Digital Sid
25-03-2009
Originally Posted by Muttley76:
“I totally forgot this was starting tonight!!!

It's at times like this I thank god for this forum, else I might have missed the show entirely!!! ”

From the amount of reminders I've heard on BBC 1 this past few hours, I think the beeb did too. It's like they woke up today and thought "Shit! Forgot that was on! We've not promoted it enough have we?"
mazzy50
25-03-2009
Originally Posted by saj2:
“As much as I am looking forward to this, it will be interesting to see if there is an episode this series that can beat Marrakech from last year

Who can forget this from last year as well?

Helene: I see myself as a really good project manager...so what are all our strengths?
Lucinda: I can't do anything technical, IT based etc
Helene: Right. So Lucinda, you will be with Raef doing the technical stuff”

I'd forgotten about Helene - I really didn't like her at all. Nasty.
Digital Sid
25-03-2009
Sir Alan is on the one show today, it's just started but they've not interviewed him yet, though he is sat there ready.
coopermanyorks
25-03-2009
Did you really need the spoiler tags in the OP

List of candidates 2009

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/

Can they even clean cars ?
Digital Sid
25-03-2009
Originally Posted by coopermanyorks:
“Did you really need the spoiler tags in the OP

List on candidates 2009

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/”

Well it quoted some of the candidates VTs, so I thought I'd best spoiler it to avoid any moaners.
Millie Muppet
25-03-2009
Originally Posted by mazzy50:
“I'd forgotten about Helene - I really didn't like her at all. Nasty.”

In Glasgow we'd say she had a 'face like a well-skelped arse.'
coopermanyorks
25-03-2009
Originally Posted by Digital Sid:
“Well it quoted some of the candidates VTs, so I thought I'd best spoiler it to avoid any moaners.”

Does it ? ........I can't see them in the spoiler .

I get what you mean about the moaners , they will come
ardwark
25-03-2009
I have missed Margaret the most. She can be so scathing and kill with a look Mary Poppins she ain't
Digital Sid
25-03-2009
Originally Posted by coopermanyorks:
“Does it ? ........I can't see them in the spoiler .

I get what you mean about the moaners , they will come ”

Quote:
“
Spoiler
remarks like "For me, making money is better than sex" and "You don't need to make friends on the way up if you're not coming down"
”

Also contains some of the names the candidates considered for their teams. Small things, but you know what some people are like.
Millie Muppet
25-03-2009
Originally Posted by ardwark:
“I have missed Margaret the most. She can be so scathing and kill with a look Mary Poppins she ain't”


What was it she said last year?


'ALEX. You were so far out of the group you were nearly in the next room.' or something like that.

Great timing, just cut straight to the kill.
Digital Sid
25-03-2009
Speaking of TV awards shows on The One Show:

"It's always good, seeing my friends there from Dragons Den"

"I always think to myself, I don't know why they come, I just don't know why they come"

coopermanyorks
25-03-2009
Lorraine will go far I predict

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/cand...c_400007.shtml

all gob and no action ?
mazzy50
25-03-2009
I've just remembered Kevin 'only gay in the village' and his presentation for the cards to promote green issues. Classic.
Agent Krycek
25-03-2009
Originally Posted by Millie Muppet:
“What was it she said last year?


'ALEX. You were so far out of the group you were nearly in the next room.' or something like that.

Great timing, just cut straight to the kill. ”

That and the withering 'Edinburgh's not what it was'
flowerpowa
25-03-2009
Really looking forward to watching tonight.
mazzy50
25-03-2009
http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/cand...c_400015.shtml

I'll be interested to find out if Philip fulfills his potential as a complete knob.

"Business is the new rock 'n' roll and I'm Elvis Presley"

Squirt_00
25-03-2009
not long now, the one great show on the BBC lol :P
synthsparkles
25-03-2009
I'm so excited for this!
Sir Alan didn't give much away on The One Show earlier but he said they were "one of, if not the best bunch we've had"
<<
<
1 of 39
>>
>
VIEW DESKTOP SITE TOP

JOIN US HERE

  • Facebook
  • Twitter

Hearst Corporation

Hearst Corporation

DIGITAL SPY, PART OF THE HEARST UK ENTERTAINMENT NETWORK

© 2015 Hearst Magazines UK is the trading name of the National Magazine Company Ltd, 72 Broadwick Street, London, W1F 9EP. Registered in England 112955. All rights reserved.

  • Terms & Conditions
  • Privacy Policy
  • Cookie Policy
  • Complaints
  • Site Map