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Old 26-03-2009, 15:59   #1
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Alfie Patten NOT The Father

It turns out that 13 year old, Alfie Patten, is in fact NOT the baby's father.

He has been followed by a documentary team, been given a substantial newspaper deal, and Max Clifford is his new Agent.

Slow down Max, she's not even buried yet!!
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Old 26-03-2009, 16:03   #2
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Fear not. Max Clifford's Chavtastic Circus will find a new act with which to amaze the ill-educated, ignorant masses.
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Old 26-03-2009, 16:03   #3
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You do know this is the showbiz forum?
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Old 26-03-2009, 16:04   #4
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It turns out that 13 year old, Alfie Patten, is in fact NOT the baby's father.

He has been followed by a documentary team, been given a substantial newspaper deal, and Max Clifford is his new Agent.

Slow down Max, she's not even buried yet!!
Who is Alfie Pattern Did he get a Nobel prize for physics last year.
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Old 26-03-2009, 16:07   #5
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Looks like they picked the poor lad to get the newspaper money and the follow on documentaries etc.

Not newsworthy if a 16 year old had knocked her up
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Old 26-03-2009, 16:13   #6
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Shouldn't this be in General Discussion?
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Old 26-03-2009, 16:14   #7
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Didn't the judge (child services division) in this case not put a gag order on any further reporting on this situation? hence the quietness of the media. Did gather before this gag order that the girl in question had been sleeping with quite a few boys, one being this 13yr olds older brother (16)

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Old 26-03-2009, 16:26   #8
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Didn't the judge (child services division) in this case not put a gag order on any further reporting on this situation? hence the quietness of the media. Did gather before this gag order that the girl in question had been sleeping with quite a few boys, one being this 13yr olds older brother (16)


dear god it just gets better and better dosent it!....his brother omg...that poor baby stands very little chance in this world
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Old 26-03-2009, 16:28   #9
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That poor kid ffs.
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Old 26-03-2009, 16:28   #10
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Didn't the judge (child services division) in this case not put a gag order on any further reporting on this situation? hence the quietness of the media. Did gather before this gag order that the girl in question had been sleeping with quite a few boys, one being this 13yr olds older brother (16)
Yep. She was a one person leisure centre.
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Old 26-03-2009, 16:29   #11
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Old 26-03-2009, 16:32   #12
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Now this is a shock revelation.......
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Old 26-03-2009, 16:35   #13
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Didn't the judge (child services division) in this case not put a gag order on any further reporting on this situation? hence the quietness of the media. Did gather before this gag order that the girl in question had been sleeping with quite a few boys, one being this 13yr olds older brother (16)
I think it's more likely that Max Clifford put a gag order on it until Jade carked it. He couldn't divide himself between two such lucrative, chavtastic clients!
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Old 26-03-2009, 16:43   #14
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Definitely child services were called in, it was actually on the american tv station Fox News one night, it had a British Sky News reporter explaining about the gag order made by a Judge. I'll try and see if I can find a video link to this in Foxnews archives.
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Old 26-03-2009, 16:45   #15
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Which paper is this story in?
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Old 26-03-2009, 16:46   #16
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Sir Maxwell of Clifford strikes again, eh?

No one believe that boy was the father - he looks about 9, and probably can't make his own breakfast, never mind make a girl pregnant.

Wonder which one of the 25 other blokes who came forward hoping for a big fat fee and press attention is the father? I feel sorry for the poor little thing having that loose, butt-ugly, money-grabbing munter as a mother and, no doubt an equally money-grabbing desperado as a father!
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Old 26-03-2009, 16:46   #17
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Which paper is this story in?
Izal.
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Old 26-03-2009, 16:48   #18
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The whole story was diabolical from the outset. I don't think anybody for a second believed this child could be the real father.

A fair few things could be said about the Karen Matthews-lookalike mother as well. If reports are to be believed, it sounds as if her bedroom need to have a revolving door installed.
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Izal.

Sorry, you'll have to explain that one to me.
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Old 26-03-2009, 16:48   #20
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The kid does not look as if he has reached puberty yet. This world is going crazy with people wanting to sell stories about how rubbish they have behaved does anyone want a proper job these days or be decent.
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Old 26-03-2009, 16:50   #21
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Sorry, you'll have to explain that one to me.
It's a notorious old brand of hard toilet paper, that can still sometimes be found in public lavatories.
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Old 26-03-2009, 16:55   #22
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It's a notorious old brand of hard toilet paper, that can still sometimes be found in public lavatories.
Ah, I see. That'll be The Mirror then.
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Couldn't find footage but found the following

http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/story....code=43121&c=1

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"does not prevent publication of details already in the public domain, but bans the revelation of any new information."

Any newspaper reporting new information like results of DNA tests would be breaking the Judges order, and probably won't be reported until after restrictions are lifted. Another detail that was already in the public domain was that Alfie's mum was due in court this month regarding Alfie's truancy from school.
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Old 26-03-2009, 17:16   #24
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Somebody tell me this is a wind up! Sir Max of Clifford cannot possibly involved in this live version of the Jeremy Kyle show!
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Couldn't find footage but found the following

http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/story....code=43121&c=1

quote from article:
"does not prevent publication of details already in the public domain, but bans the revelation of any new information."

Any newspaper reporting new information like results of DNA tests would be breaking the Judges order, and probably won't be reported until after restrictions are lifted. Another detail that was already in the public domain was that Alfie's mum was due in court this month regarding Alfie's truancy from school.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-sto...5875-21227974/

The Mirror must be breaking those terms then.
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