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Old 16-04-2009, 00:10
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one word

LEGEND....
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Old 16-04-2009, 00:10
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Hi Noorul!
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Old 16-04-2009, 00:11
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Nooral = Gormless
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Old 16-04-2009, 00:12
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i could only wish to be gifted and talented as norul
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Old 16-04-2009, 00:13
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He's the most undynamic project manager yet!

"Er... right, let's er.. decide on the er... erm... er.. the er.. beauty product. Does anyone... er... hold on... erm... yeah... er have any.. ideas? I er.. hmm... er.. what... yeah....er let's... discuss this..."

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Old 16-04-2009, 00:15
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i see a young sir alan in norul..
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Old 16-04-2009, 00:15
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Oops! Misread the title
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Old 16-04-2009, 00:21
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i cant see the difference between Norul's bar of honey soap and Sir Alan 's Amstrad computers......both great modern inventions
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Old 16-04-2009, 02:48
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He is legend....wait for it...i-hope-you're-not-lactose-intolerant-because-the-next-word-is DAIRY!

I loved it when he said hes not here to be mis/managed or some shit. LMFAOOO.

I hope he makes the final.
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Old 16-04-2009, 03:41
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We are still to see the big rumoured rows between him and Ben - so it would appear we are due a few more weeks of Noorul (and sadly Ben).

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/theappre...ious-rows.html
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Old 16-04-2009, 03:44
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Priceless. Both him and that uncharismatic Brummie red head bird were the most mediocre contestants yet to appear in the series.
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Old 16-04-2009, 08:29
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Say what you like but he won the task!

There seems to be a common theme so far in all the episodes that scrambling around flogging substandard goods or services for an extra quid here or there is the way to succeed in business.

Can't help suspecting this works better for one-off market stalls or events than as a long term business strategy, maybe it's another symptom of the recession!
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Old 16-04-2009, 08:43
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To be fair to Noorul. I think the editing of the show played a huge part towards his 'downfall' (in that episode).
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Old 16-04-2009, 11:19
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He is definitely a genius by default!!!

How he managed to avoid even getting into the boardroom last night will be discussed long after the human race is extinct!
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Old 16-04-2009, 11:33
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Say what you like but he won the task!

There seems to be a common theme so far in all the episodes that scrambling around flogging substandard goods or services for an extra quid here or there is the way to succeed in business.

Can't help suspecting this works better for one-off market stalls or events than as a long term business strategy, maybe it's another symptom of the recession!
No he didn't. It was a combination of the other team buggering up their costing and everyone in Noorul's team who wasn't called "Noorul" selling their arses off.
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Old 16-04-2009, 11:36
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i see a young sir alan in norul..
are you having a laugh?

I didn't see much evidence of leadership in Noorul last night.
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Old 16-04-2009, 11:45
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Noorul was out of his depth last night. He was lucky the other team messed up because i dont think he would have survived otherwise.
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Old 16-04-2009, 12:10
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Whilst he was obviously a pretty hopeless PM, it is very evident that the production company edited things to make him look even worse.

At the start of the task where he didn't appear to be saying anything it was obvious that they had edited out any actual discussion since they were actually making progress.
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Old 16-04-2009, 12:24
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Whilst he was obviously a pretty hopeless PM, it is very evident that the production company edited things to make him look even worse.

At the start of the task where he didn't appear to be saying anything it was obvious that they had edited out any actual discussion since they were actually making progress.
I don't think that took a lot of editing

It was very clear that he was a hopeless PM and lacked any decision making ability at all.
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Old 16-04-2009, 12:52
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I don't think that took a lot of editing

It was very clear that he was a hopeless PM and lacked any decision making ability at all.
makes you wonder how he beat thousands of others to make it on the show.

I wish we could have a real "apprentice" show where it's actually authentic. ie where the contestants actually have an ounce of sense!
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Old 16-04-2009, 13:03
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makes you wonder how he beat thousands of others to make it on the show.
Indeed.

They get many thousands of applicants and it would be very easy to give them a series of tests to ensure that they could handle the basics of business.

Whilst they may claim that the programme is about siralun looking for an apprentice, whatever they may have connec him into believing it's really about watching a bunch of people fail in more or less entertaining ways.

It would not surprise me in the slightest if they did not deliberately select candidates with various deficiencies in their skills sets to set them up for falls.

In fact I would be most surprised if they didn't.
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Old 16-04-2009, 13:14
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Noorul was out of his depth last night. He was lucky the other team messed up because i dont think he would have survived otherwise.
agreed; he was well and truly carried by the other team members
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Old 16-04-2009, 14:29
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haha did you see Noorul's face when SAS said what he said, what a picture.
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Old 16-04-2009, 14:44
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Indeed.

They get many thousands of applicants and it would be very easy to give them a series of tests to ensure that they could handle the basics of business.

Whilst they may claim that the programme is about siralun looking for an apprentice, whatever they may have connec him into believing it's really about watching a bunch of people fail in more or less entertaining ways.

It would not surprise me in the slightest if they did not deliberately select candidates with various deficiencies in their skills sets to set them up for falls.

In fact I would be most surprised if they didn't.
Totally agree
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Old 16-04-2009, 15:10
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It's obvious the editing is deliberately creating an exaggerated angle of uselessness in Noorul's case. After all, all his team members said he'd done a good job - or words to that effect - when asked by Sralan...when they could have easily started preparing their fall guy...which is what they usually do.

Mind you, his sales pitch leaves a lot to be desired...
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