That made me laugh

only his "wife" will know (cough...)

I loved the way he said not only ginger hair but long ginger hair.

i love ade he is so funny apparently he does a marco impression today can't wait for that

I know exactly what he is going to do and say.........

1. Find tea towel and wrap around head.

2. Get big knife and wave around menacingly whilst shouting the following.......

"Linda, It's not a herb garden!
Where have you gone Linda, do you like me talking to myself ?
Linda Linda, where have you gone? are you trying to escape Linda?
Take my word for it, Narnia is not through the fridge door... !
Where's my crab? Where's my crab? Linda WHERE'S MY CRAB?! "

OR

"Where's my toast?!, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast!!!"

I am sure he is repeating himself, because he is substituting, in his mind, a swearword for the food item...so toast being a four letter word...as is crab.....well!!!!