Only the males with taste

Clear orf the lot of ya, MPW is all mine, he likes brunettes judging by Danielle so I'm well in When's the big day out Phyllis? Will you come back on and post how it goes?

5 june, pixie....I'm still working on the outfit

Edit: got offered a table for four for an extra £170.....they must be finding it hard to fill seats - you fancy it?

He just seemed very astute to me. They more came across as saying you're very rich. It's very rare a woman will tell you you're sexy from the get go I find.

Hmmmm a man with a face that needs ironing wearing a tea towel on his head- you can't see the sexiness in that?!

Maybe if he pulled the tea towel over his face

That would be a vast improvement.

I still prefer Jean-Christophe.

Were they expecting his number?
Or was it a clear case of golddiggers exposed?
The funniest thing I have seen in the whole of this series!

I know I am a brunette, with long naturally curly hair, he was real shocked when he met me!!!! LOL

Right, I have to ask - did he come on to you???

I was a book signing, so pretty quick, I can remember though his shocked expression at my hair (shiny chestnut and very curly - but manageable - so doesn't stand out on end like some do)

I can also remember him shaking my hand and whilst holding my hand, trying to size me up by staring at me (now I am the sort of personality that takes the bull by the horns - so to speak) - so I got my own back by not flinching, casting my eyes away or blushing in embarassment, I stared just as hard right back and lifted an eybrow in amusement.....that's when he grinned at me and started asking me about my cooking skills.........

He likes a girl with sass.....

Oh that day will be stuck in my mind forever......

That read like porn to me, sorry.....I need the next instalment (make it up if necessary)

My next installment would have been at that Afternoon with Marco event! I am still trying to win a one on one cookery lesson with him - says it lasts two hours...I may need longer.......

I am from Lancashire so would probably ask him how he would "do" a Lancashire Hotpot.....

As Anthony Bourdain would put it "Food porn don't you just love it...!"

You've just frightened me now - Bourdain is my other foodie chef obsession....sexy as hell

I remember watching one of his programmes - he was in Indonesia trying out some of their local cuisine - Bulls' penises. He sat there, with that earring in his ear, and with a wry grin said deadpan to the camera..."Should I go for the 9" or the 12?" I nearly wet myself laughing.

Right, I was offered a table for four for an extra £170 - can you split that with a mate/mum/husband or whatever?

You be dirty...

You clocked the earring.... I'm floored here, not met anyone before who knew of him!

Marco knows him.....

Is this the one at Manchester (Lancashire County Cricket Club)???

If so, could ask a friend...would have to let you know next Tuesday though as she is currently on her Hols...she is a big Marco fan too.

Marco, Anthony and I all have curly hair and a filthy sense of humour to go with it...!.

I'm guessing they are having trouble selling tickets....turns out that company you put me on to is based in my village. Might be worth a try knocking them down....PM me if you like.

I've had dreams about Bourdain.....really, really good ones

yeah....mine include, him, that earring, his motorbike and leathers......

Long, lean, laid back voice....he was very tall in my dream, not Marco tall, but a good 6'3". Can't believe I'm actually having this conversation

have you seen that picture of him where is is standing naked, holding a strategically placed joint of meat???

Now that's something....

My first thought when I saw it was "Gives new meaning to the word 'Boner'"!

Post it or it doesn't exist!