I’m fed up, with a stinking cold, huddled under my duvet and thought I would try and entertain my brain in some pathetic way! Once the new series of Strictly starts we will be hit with various bits of merchandise. What item would you allocate to particular Pro dancers?

James/Brendan – Anger Management/Diplomacy CD range?
Kristina – got to be a diamond encrusted bra!
Anton – A range of outlandish ties
Vincent – oh, I can’t put what I wanted otherwise I would be punished, but they come with a key, and I’m not talking Speedo’s……
Darren- hair gel, with sparkly bits in it…
Lilia- a wind up Pug, with a Strictly come dancing t-shirt
Erin – an abs machine, to fool us that with work we could have her stomach
Matt – blonde highlight dye…..
Karen – a weekend at bootcamp


The list of possibilities is endless, but my cold medication is wearing off and I’m going to crawl to bed.

Ola should surely market her catsuit!

Flavia could have a range of muffins

Tess could launch a style guide: 'You too can look like a quality street wrapper'

Ian could write a motivational guide for tall people- 'Tall girls CAN dance (but can't Jive)'