Originally Posted by Sexbomb:
“Oh no, i didn't know dogs did loud farts but you can always tell a dog has done one as it must be quiet and smelly
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“Oh no, i didn't know dogs did loud farts but you can always tell a dog has done one as it must be quiet and smelly
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they do, the boys don't smell, but you can definitely hear them
he's one of the group who turns around & looks at his rear afterwards

now missey, missey is the QUEEN of silent but deadly.
if there wasn;t about 12 coats of paint on it, i can imagine the wallpaper would start peeling with some of them

Originally Posted by Fio Montoya:
“I was walking my dog one day, and a lady stopped to pet him and talk to me. He peed on her.”
“I was walking my dog one day, and a lady stopped to pet him and talk to me. He peed on her.”
hehe, when we first got missey, we were also looking after a Tibetan terrier, we carried miss down the street as she wasn;t allowed to walk yet to show her to a lass down near the shops
my mother had a hold of zak;s lead and he cocked his leg up her while she was stood talking

jake managed to get me last night too, while my sister was talking to the dog we walk's owner
it wasn;t just a marking wee either - it was a relief wee. now that's a soggy trouser leg.




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