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Old 25-04-2009, 06:52
WinterFire
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We have the very successful "You're probably wondering why you're here" thread. http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/s....php?t=1022219

Here's my lame attempt at a me-too.

We've noted that the rewards seem to be getting less impressive as time goes by. (Although the teams always seem to show unbridled joy at the reward in the boardroom - is this fake?). If this trend continues, what sorts of lame rewards will we see in the future?

Here's my try:

Team, well done. For your reward I've borrowed Margaret's bicycle, which you'll find downstairs. Each of you can ride it around the block once. But anyone caught sniffing the seat will be fired."

or:

Team, well done. For your reward I've laid on one of the largest shredding machines in the wor.d. And you'll not only get to see it in operation, you'll be shredding documents yourselves. You'll find a huge pile of documents that need to be shredded before Amsprop gets investigated by the tax office on Monday. Have fun.

Any more?
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Old 26-04-2009, 22:14
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I have no ideas, but the yoga "treat" is the worst I've seen. This is a shame because they worked very well and actually deserved something decent.
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Old 26-04-2009, 22:16
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One of these days they'll reward the winners with a trip to the Bridge Cafe
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Old 26-04-2009, 22:21
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One of these days they'll reward the winners with a trip to the Bridge Cafe
lol Nah they'll send them to the place up the street that at least has a cappucino machine!
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Old 26-04-2009, 22:25
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Even there house (Which is a flat) is not even as good as last year.
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Old 27-04-2009, 11:17
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Even there house (Which is a flat) is not even as good as last year.
With the state of the economy at the moment they're lucky it's not a caravan!
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Old 27-04-2009, 11:21
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I'm expecting the "reward" to be a packet of biscuits or a rented DVD or something next week. Poor show so far...
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Old 27-04-2009, 22:01
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Well done guys, your reward this week for succeeding in your task is my new Amstrad Emailer Plus

*Camera cuts to show winning group in a warehouse full of Amstrad Emailer Pluses that as yet are still unsold*
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Old 28-04-2009, 12:15
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Well done team. Your reward for this week is to stay here in the boardroom and watch me give the losing team a bollocking.
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Old 28-04-2009, 12:19
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Well done team. Your reward for this week is to stay here in the boardroom and watch me give the losing team a bollocking.
Best yet.
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Old 28-04-2009, 19:34
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Nick lives in France, so ...

Well done (team whoever). I've lined up a great reward for you. You'll be spending this weekend at Nick's house in France. Only thing is, I want to save a few bob on the travel cost due to the credit crunch, so you'll have to swim the Channel. David Walliams is waiting back at the house to give you a few tips. Good luck and enjoy!
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