We have the very successful "You're probably wondering why you're here" thread. http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/s....php?t=1022219
Here's my lame attempt at a me-too.
We've noted that the rewards seem to be getting less impressive as time goes by. (Although the teams always seem to show unbridled joy at the reward in the boardroom - is this fake?). If this trend continues, what sorts of lame rewards will we see in the future?
Here's my try:
Team, well done. For your reward I've borrowed Margaret's bicycle, which you'll find downstairs. Each of you can ride it around the block once. But anyone caught sniffing the seat will be fired."
or:
Team, well done. For your reward I've laid on one of the largest shredding machines in the wor.d. And you'll not only get to see it in operation, you'll be shredding documents yourselves. You'll find a huge pile of documents that need to be shredded before Amsprop gets investigated by the tax office on Monday. Have fun.
Any more?
Here's my lame attempt at a me-too.
We've noted that the rewards seem to be getting less impressive as time goes by. (Although the teams always seem to show unbridled joy at the reward in the boardroom - is this fake?). If this trend continues, what sorts of lame rewards will we see in the future?
Here's my try:
Team, well done. For your reward I've borrowed Margaret's bicycle, which you'll find downstairs. Each of you can ride it around the block once. But anyone caught sniffing the seat will be fired."
or:
Team, well done. For your reward I've laid on one of the largest shredding machines in the wor.d. And you'll not only get to see it in operation, you'll be shredding documents yourselves. You'll find a huge pile of documents that need to be shredded before Amsprop gets investigated by the tax office on Monday. Have fun.
Any more?
Nah they'll send them to the place up the street that at least has a cappucino machine!
