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Old 26-04-2009, 04:01
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The Apprentice Swinger

Its a bit of a raw deal if one turns up to a swingers party and ends up with Lorraine.
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Old 26-04-2009, 04:04
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I'm awful! Before clicking your link I thought "it isn't the ugly one with glasses ,is it?"

She doesn't float my boat
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Old 26-04-2009, 04:14
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meh I'd shag her but then I love women . My personal fav would be Yasmina.
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Old 26-04-2009, 06:18
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I'm awful! Before clicking your link I thought "it isn't the ugly one with glasses ,is it?"

She doesn't float my boat
It's always nice when you're right though innit?
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Old 26-04-2009, 09:56
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It's always nice when you're right though innit?
and you know this how?
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Old 26-04-2009, 10:21
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It's clearly made up, it says

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Old 26-04-2009, 11:00
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I used to like her but the more I read/hear about her the more ridiculous, bizarre and funny she gets. Its like at school when the class geek gets told off and everyone is shocked at it.
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Old 26-04-2009, 11:36
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It's clearly made up, it says

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.....the fact that this story has come out is clear sign she has been sacked....
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Old 26-04-2009, 12:31
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Own up how many were hoping it was Kate
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Old 26-04-2009, 12:39
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Debra's bf is obviously a man of taste.
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Old 26-04-2009, 12:58
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God i would be gutted to turn up at a swingers and draw her.
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Old 26-04-2009, 13:00
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God i would be gutted to turn up at a swingers and draw her.
..but then again i thought i recognized her from somewhere.
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Old 26-04-2009, 14:37
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Goodness, Lorraine really is a dark horse
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Old 26-04-2009, 14:40
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Goodness, Lorraine really is a dark horse
I tnink a dark horse would be prettier.
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Old 26-04-2009, 15:27
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Perhaps all you men should ask yourself the question, would you rather be with a pretty, frigid woman, or an ordinary looking nymphomaniac?
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Old 26-04-2009, 17:00
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What I want to know is: who the hell told her that those glasse suited her?

Glasses were one of the major tricks they used to make 'Olive' look so unappealing. The underlying actress was quite attractive IIRC.
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Old 26-04-2009, 17:44
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How shallow. Of course everyone here looks like either Brad or Angelina. Give the girl a break.

Suddenly it makes me a bit more interested in her than the rest of them.
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Old 26-04-2009, 20:55
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In a sense I'm like Raef - he can 'get on with prince or pauper'.

I can get it on with minx or minger, so I'm not going to diss her on her looks or awful dress sense.

I will diss the ludicrous article though which is all based upon quotes from 'a friend'.

Unless her friend was taking shorthand notes during their conversations (or recording her), the story is so full of shit you could put it on your roses and expect them to grow 110% faster.
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Old 26-04-2009, 21:35
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She looks lovely in the earlier pics and says herself she looks ugly in The Apprentice.

I actually dont think she does look ugly but she does look harsh. I much prefer her face to that of Debra's. Kate is the pretty one of the bunch but I suspect Lorraine would be the most popular at a swinging party and those who say otherwise may not have been to many.

Good luck to her!
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Old 27-04-2009, 18:44
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poor lorraine - I'd rather her than 'heap um big face' Debra and her pout
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Old 27-04-2009, 22:34
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Perhaps all you men should ask yourself the question, would you rather be with a pretty, frigid woman, or an ordinary looking nymphomaniac?
The first one. insanely Jealous mates are for life, a bunk-up is only for 5 minutes.
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Old 27-04-2009, 22:38
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The first one. insanely Jealous mates are for life, a bunk-up is only for 5 minutes.

You shag girls to impress your mates?
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Old 28-04-2009, 14:11
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You shag girls to impress your mates?
LOL. I'd say UR DOING IT RONG but he's confessed himself he only lasts five minutes, so it's kinda redundant.
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Old 28-04-2009, 17:57
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She looks a bit like a fish...
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Old 28-04-2009, 18:08
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