The Apprentice Swinger
Its a bit of a raw deal if one turns up to a swingers party and ends up with Lorraine.
Its a bit of a raw deal if one turns up to a swingers party and ends up with Lorraine.
The Apprentice Swinger
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I'm awful! Before clicking your link I thought "it isn't the ugly one with glasses ,is it?"
She doesn't float my boat
She doesn't float my boat
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Originally Posted by StrandedGirl:
“I'm awful! Before clicking your link I thought "it isn't the ugly one with glasses ,is it?"
She doesn't float my boat”
“I'm awful! Before clicking your link I thought "it isn't the ugly one with glasses ,is it?"
She doesn't float my boat
”
It's always nice when you're right though innit?
Originally Posted by John Dough:
“It's always nice when you're right though innit?”
“It's always nice when you're right though innit?
”
and you know this how?
I used to like her but the more I read/hear about her the more ridiculous, bizarre and funny she gets. Its like at school when the class geek gets told off and everyone is shocked at it.
Originally Posted by Pretty Polly:
“It's clearly made up, it says
!”
“It's clearly made up, it says
Spoiler
!”
.....the fact that this story has come out is clear sign she has been sacked....
Originally Posted by cantos:
“God i would be gutted to turn up at a swingers and draw her.”
“God i would be gutted to turn up at a swingers and draw her.”
..but then again i thought i recognized her from somewhere.
Originally Posted by davey_wavey:
“Goodness, Lorraine really is a dark horse”
“Goodness, Lorraine really is a dark horse
”
I tnink a dark horse would be prettier.
Perhaps all you men should ask yourself the question, would you rather be with a pretty, frigid woman, or an ordinary looking nymphomaniac?
What I want to know is: who the hell told her that those glasse suited her?
Glasses were one of the major tricks they used to make 'Olive' look so unappealing. The underlying actress was quite attractive IIRC.
Glasses were one of the major tricks they used to make 'Olive' look so unappealing. The underlying actress was quite attractive IIRC.
How shallow. Of course everyone here looks like either Brad or Angelina. Give the girl a break.
Suddenly it makes me a bit more interested in her than the rest of them.
Suddenly it makes me a bit more interested in her than the rest of them.
In a sense I'm like Raef - he can 'get on with prince or pauper'.
I can get it on with minx or minger, so I'm not going to diss her on her looks or awful dress sense.
I will diss the ludicrous article though which is all based upon quotes from 'a friend'.
Unless her friend was taking shorthand notes during their conversations (or recording her), the story is so full of shit you could put it on your roses and expect them to grow 110% faster.
I can get it on with minx or minger, so I'm not going to diss her on her looks or awful dress sense.
I will diss the ludicrous article though which is all based upon quotes from 'a friend'.
Unless her friend was taking shorthand notes during their conversations (or recording her), the story is so full of shit you could put it on your roses and expect them to grow 110% faster.
She looks lovely in the earlier pics and says herself she looks ugly in The Apprentice.
I actually dont think she does look ugly but she does look harsh. I much prefer her face to that of Debra's. Kate is the pretty one of the bunch but I suspect Lorraine would be the most popular at a swinging party and those who say otherwise may not have been to many.
Good luck to her!
I actually dont think she does look ugly but she does look harsh. I much prefer her face to that of Debra's. Kate is the pretty one of the bunch but I suspect Lorraine would be the most popular at a swinging party and those who say otherwise may not have been to many.
Good luck to her!
Originally Posted by peely:
“Perhaps all you men should ask yourself the question, would you rather be with a pretty, frigid woman, or an ordinary looking nymphomaniac?”
“Perhaps all you men should ask yourself the question, would you rather be with a pretty, frigid woman, or an ordinary looking nymphomaniac?”
The first one. insanely Jealous mates are for life, a bunk-up is only for 5 minutes.
Originally Posted by Magic8Ball:
“The first one. insanely Jealous mates are for life, a bunk-up is only for 5 minutes.”
“The first one. insanely Jealous mates are for life, a bunk-up is only for 5 minutes.”
You shag girls to impress your mates?
Originally Posted by janetcomelately:
“You shag girls to impress your mates?”
“You shag girls to impress your mates?
”
LOL. I'd say UR DOING IT RONG but he's confessed himself he only lasts five minutes, so it's kinda redundant.
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